whothefeckknows

Brooklyn. Closet nerd. Gayyyy.

[juulcatmeme]

1917 / 2017

[sadszn]

You know you’re fucking with the right person when you don’t have to do anything to keep them interested other than just being you.

[momoeyamaguchi-deactivated20180]

[adamsmasher]

“i guess this is happening now.”

[wikilifeadvice]

make your own foot scrub

[pochowek]

feet are pretty hard to make

dont call me a scrub ever again

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[tinypi]

i’ll be honest i’m not even sure half of these are vines but here we go

[thefurtrade]

VINES ARE THERAPY

[faqoloqy]

If you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work.

[thenatsdorf]

Tough call. 

[goblinparty]

I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities 

[armadillobear]

Do no harm but take no shit

[sarahlinauthor]

DO NO HARM BUT TAKE NO SHIT

[soft-leg-deactivated20170223]

Witches been doing this shit for ages

[violaslayvis]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[capacity]

I make like 1 friend every 6 years

[findmomo]

[sixpenceee]

The bow of this sunken ship looks like a giant fish’s mouth. 

[sattierce]

Don’t lie to me, that’s a zelda dungeon

[hobbitry-in-arms]

I can’t even handle how much I want to see this in person

[lopmon]

[jcoleknowsbest]

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