What if it was Pink

Welcome to my mess of a blog. I'll post/reblog anything of interest, so if you follow me, I'm sorry. She/He | 22 | Houndoom is best Pokemon

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[crownkeeper]

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

[crownkeeper]

and smol beans.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[kinuko]

[realest-slenderman]

please

[communist-hatsunemiku]

Love this Miku so much... here is my take - googoogaga733

[ivytea]

requiem for vanished birdsong

[wovi]

[krispycl0uds]

This one resonated with me

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[rainintheevening]

Okay, we got a new one, boys.

[fleshengine]

Close enough welcome back Chekov's gun.

[comma-souptra]

Prev you can’t bury this in your own tags

[justbreakonme]

I also like the idea of showing something as a problem before it’s shown as a strength. Almost every character trait has two sides, and by showing the “bad” side first, it sets things up to not only make sense, but to also be very satisfying.

[leaving-earth]

[caprart1]

you'll never reach the stars

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung movie was very good

[softobytwt]

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[future-crab]

Sometimes I get the "I can fix him" urge for a fictional character but like not in a sexy way. I can fix him with the power of friendship. I look at him the way a 12 yr old horse girl looks at an abused stallion that has injured its last 3 riders but she knows that it will sense her good vibes and she'll be the first person to show it kindness. That man is a skittish horse to me.

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

canned ravioli

[thegreatlazule]

THEY COME IN CANS???

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

HOW HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF CANNED RAVIOLI?!?!?

[thegreatlazule]

BECAUSE I'M A REGULAR HUMAN WHO BOILS THE RAVIOLI AND THROWS SAUCE ON IT AFTERWARDS OR SOMETHING. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN CANNED RAVIOLI???????????

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

DUDE HOW HAVE YOU NOT HAD CANNED RAVIOLI

[thegreatlazule]

THAT'S WHAT CHEF BOYARDEE IS???? I THOUGHT IT WAS LIKE. JUST THE SAUCE. NO. IT'S THE WHOLE ASS PLATE. CANNED RAVIOLI???? IM NOT AMERICAN WTF

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

DUDE WE’RE WEIRD JUST WAIT TILL YOU FIND OUT ABOUT EZ CHEEZE

[angelicassassinations]

...what the fuck is EZ Cheeze?

[my-dad-named-me-goose]

[angelicassassinations]

@dumb-but-happy

Get the fucking gun

[hestia-the-freak]

WHAT RHE FUCK TYPE OF FOOD ARE YOU EATING!! THE ONLY KINd OF RAVIOLI THAT IS ACCEPTABLE IS TOSTED RAVIOLI!! ALSO PUTTING CHEESE IN A CAN IS A DISGRACE TOWARDS MOTHER NATURE AND IF YOU DO IT YOU SHOULD BE BEATEN WITH rocjKS IN THE TOWN SQUARE

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

It's toasted? I thought ravioli was boiled

[hestia-the-freak]

YES??! WHO THE FUCK BOILS RAVIOLI?!?1

[thegreatlazule]

REGULAR FUCKING HUMANS???? YOU PUT THE RAWWWW RAW RAVIOLI THE RAWVIOLI IN THE BOILING WATER WAIT A BIT TIL THE FUCKING DOUGH ISNT RAWWWWW ANYMORE AND THEN YOU PUT IT IN YOUR PLATE AND YOU EAT THE COOKED RAVIOLI

[hestia-the-freak]

NO WTF!? YOU BUY THE RAVIOLI FROM THE STORE THEN PUT IT IN THE OVEN FOR 8-13 MINUTES AND EAT IT. SOMETIMES WITH MARINARA SAUCE BUT THATS GROSS, ITS COMMENLY A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE. IN WHAT WORLD WOULD IT BE APPROPRIATE TO BOIL RAVIOLI

IT IS CRUNCHY ON THE OUTSIDE AND BEEFY ON THE INSIDE WITH SOME LITTLE GREEN THINGS. ITS SO GOOD IF YOU DONT BURN IT.

[thegreatlazule]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN IT'S A SIDE DISH FOR PIZZA???? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEANNNN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN???????

WHAT IN MY MOTHERS HOLY PANTHEON DO YOU MEAN IT'S CRUNCHY???? ANY TYPE OF PASTA SHOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY YOU FUCKWAD

[hestia-the-freak]

PASTA?

PASTA!?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON THAT MAKES YOU CLASSIFY RAVIOLI AS PASTA?! IN WHAT WORLD IS IT CLASSIFIED AS PASTA?!! HOW DO YOU SEE THIS AND THINK, “ah yeas beloved pasta”

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

no but I look at this and think its pasta

[the-straight-guy-of-tumbir]

oh my fucking god this post again. also, side dish for pizza!????

[vinzgamer]

Every person on this post is on copious amounts of drugs there's no way otherwise

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

I wish I was

[crowthekiller]

and don’t worry, us americans also view ez cheese as an abomination

[maryland-officially]

WHAT IS THAT PLATE OF RAVIOLI THAT IS NOT RAVIOLI

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

please help me all I said were two words and now this is happening send help I’m scared

[maryland-officially]

RIP

[maryland-officially]

sobbing.

[lemmations]

this is the most heated argument I’ve ever seen on this website

also I’ve never had ravioli and I think it looks like a dumpling had a baby with a hot pocket

[my-dad-named-me-goose]

honestly you're exactly right

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

@sparklykat-hideoutenthusiast WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS BACK

[insert-clever-username-1133]

The perfect demonstration of how the internet brings radically different cultures together, allowing us to discover the most mundane differences that seem so separate from cultural practices and regional differences that we don't even stop to consider the possibility of their existence. Until it's shoved in our face, forcing us to confront the true nature of how horrifying everyone else's ravioli is.

[my-mom-named-me-duck]

That is the most beautiful description of this argument about chef boyardee beef ravioli

[thefrogwild]

blorbo feelings emotes for your discord server. feel free to use/edit/whatever