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This is my hobby blog

Talk about my hobbies: @bullshitinator

Fandom: @hiccuphorrendousfaggot

More work drawings! Wanted to do elasmosaurus but can’t exactly be on my phone in the middle of my shift

#workposting #art #my art #traditional art #paleoart #spinosaurus mirabilis

whumpmachine

Throws this at you

whumpmachine

Should i finish this send me 500$ if yes

Throws this at you

#sonic the hedgehog #digital art #i forgot i feverishly did this while on probably the worst plane flight of my life en route to mexico ? i was scrambling for a foothold #and apparently that was sonic

Ouuugghh i wanted to draw a dragon but couldn’t be arsed to find a ref….. here’s a rainwing. I still haven’t looked at a ref

#wof art #wof #wings of fire #rainwing #digital art

It’s always terrible comic day if you dgaf

Drawn with my fingers on my five dollar phone ft Maple from the lovely @marbol-jumbol

If i can’t be in time for terrible comic day i CAN be in time for yuri day. Please make more pictures of sople immediately. Blinks at you. Sexual style

#cripsin #maple #potats #art #my art #digital art

allthingswhumpyandangsty

if you comment some demanding shit like this on fanfic writers’ works, you don’t deserve the privilege of getting to read fanfiction for free

whumpmachine

If you come onto my fanfic and post some heinous shit like this I’m going to email you a video of me killing myself

#fanfic #dont be a fucking asshole or I’ll hunt you down #and I’ll get all my friends to do it too. then you’ll have a bunch of scary gay freaks in your house #eating all your food #and I’ll put a rock inside your pillowcase #and cut a hole in your foundation and line it with cheese for all the mice and ants #dickhead

fujokafka

we need to bring back old school tumblr communication and im so serious. sending an ask to a mutual just to say hello. seeing three different asks in your inbox all asking how your dentist appointment went. seeing a post you think one of your mutuals would enjoy and tagging them/sending it to them in the dms. nowadays its just silently liking a post or (if youre feeling extreme) replying under posts. WHAT HAPPENED TO US!! we used to be a proper community!!!! #LetsBringWhimsyBack

andthelaw

reblog if you want ppl to send you random lil' asks

allthingswhumpyandangsty

some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.

also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.

“omg you should’ve —” no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.

sodiumvaporss

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

Spino for today and some dragons for yesterday. Not as good as I’d like them to look, but it’s been pretty busy and i didn’t have refs lol

#paleoart #spinosaurus #seawing #rainwing #dragons #art #my art #traditional art

I wanted to draw dunkleosteus but couldn’t get my phone out for a ref so i created a fucked up alien version instead

#art #my art #traditional art #paleoart #question mark ?

My POT server has been having issues ALL DAY, servers have been going up and down while they try to fix lag lmao, anyways it led me to my sparkle fairy princess spinosaurus mirabilis

#paleoart #spinosaurus mirabilis #art #my art #traditional art #dinosaur #workposting

I will PERSONALLY DISPOSE OF . ALL scammers ALL bots who enter my killing range. DO NOT encroach on the perimeter. It IS electrified

#spam bots #scammers #FUCK scammers #die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die #bites you with my teeth to DEATH #my posts #text