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This account is attached to my main one, so unfortunately the only way I can reply to you is through reblogs.

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after reading (i think) chapter 50 i realized i have strong crvings for jewish whump characters

have you got any recs? i cant find much. no pressure 💛

i don't! i haven't read any other whump series besides my own with jewish characters. to be fair, only 0.2% of people are jewish, and i can see why gentiles might be hesitant to write a jewish whumpee considering All Of History.

i'm so glad you enjoyed chapter 50! i liked putting a bit of my own culture into the story :D

anyone feel free to comment with any recommendations you have! i would like to see them too :)

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Is Job not the original whumpee?

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I do not care if it takes up precious time during a speedrun, I am saving that dog.

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Magic whumper who brands their whumpee with a mark that never stops burning.

Or

A mark that the whumper can control to hurt the whumpee as punishment.

[l0veee7-deactivated20231121]

just remembered that i wrote something based off this awhile back

4/6/2023 Warnings: Magic used to tether victims to their abusers, recapture, mentions of talismans and fictional witchcraft, witch whumper,

sorry i forgot to @ you lol

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Me stepping on Kane's non-existent arm, forcing his brain to send pain signals to a limb he doesn't have anymore. Muwahahaha.

i know fuck-all about phantom pain, is this really how it works?

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lYQLFl-hgts&pp=ygUTUGhhbnRvbSBwYWluIGhhbW1lcg%3D%3D

The brain is weird

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Choice of the Hunter #21

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: vampire whumpee, captivity

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You can't just let Kane go. That's the first thing you decide. He's a vampire, he was captured trying to kidnap a human, he's dangerous. Just because you want to help him doesn't mean you can just set him wild and hope he doesn't go back to his old ways.

So you've got to take him back to your apartment. Which would already be kind of a fucking issue if it was just you, but to make matters even more complicated, you have your 14 year old son on the weekends.

When you wake up in the afternoon, you start getting prepared. Before you even think about getting Kane out, you need to make sure your place is prepared to hold a vampire, even one as docile as this one appears to be. Especially with your son here sometimes.

You're not sure whether you trust Kane or not, and Greyson's safety is your utmost priority. Not only that, but even if Kane behaves, having a loose vampire would look even worse than having a captive one if the situation gets out, especially with a kid in the house. Having a room to lock him in would be ideal, but you only have two.

You:

Set Kane up in your room, and move yourself to the couch.

Set Kane up in Greyson's room, have Greyson sleep on the couch when he's here.

Set Kane up in Greyson's room with no bed, move Greyson's bed to the livingroom.

Set Kane up in Greyson's room, have Greyson sleep in your room when he's here.

Set Kane up in your room, but you stay there too. You get the bed.

Set Kane up in your room, but you stay there too. He can have the bed.

Set Kane up in your room, but you stay there too. Share the bed.

Set Kane up in the living room. You can chain him to the floor.

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

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bonus: the special poll is over and you have decided that avi's son will be 14 years old!

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Kane has chains connected to the wall of my broom closet with his name on them.

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Choice of the Hunter #20

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: vampire whumpee, captivity

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"What's your name, before I go?" you ask. Probably best to know that instead of just calling it the vampire.

The vampire looks at you with astonishment. "...Kane, sir," it says after seeming to deliberate for a moment. "My name is Kane."

"Well, good to know you I guess, Kane." At least better to know it than every other vampire you've ever met. "I'll be back with a plan. Sit tight."

"Yes, sir." Kane gives you a small smile through its tears. "Thank you."

You leave, mind whirling with thoughts of what you've just agreed to. Kane needs help, that much is clear. Helping people- vampires- whatever, that's your job. And if no one else is gonna help it...

Him?

Looks like it has to be you.

You get home in the morning after patrol. As you lie in bed, the question you can't ignore comes to the surface:

What are you going to do with him?

Release him to vampire territory, free.

Take him home first, let him recover for a few days, then release him.

Take him home to your apartment, captive but safe, so he can't hurt humans.

Find somewhere else to keep him. You have your son on weekends, no vampire here.

Give him some comforts, then kill him painlessly in his sleep. He wanted to die.

Change your mind. You can't do this.

Voting ended onApr 9, 2023

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@whump-queen

@annablogsposts

@painsandconfusion

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@100percentevil

@lolrpop

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@celestialwhump

@alexkolax

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@kitstorm

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We take Kane home, make him look after our son, and torture him if he fails to do so

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Choice of the Hunter #18

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: death wish, vampire whumpee, captivity, aftermath of torture

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You've killed more vampires than you can count in your 20+ years as a hunter. But for some reason, the first one to ask for death has you reluctant. This isn't a fair fight. This isn't protecting anyone. This is just... sad.

Still, you feel reluctant to outright refuse either, if this is what it really wants. But before you just jump straight to that...

"Is there anything I could do to change your mind?" you ask. "Let's think about this first before we get hasty."

The vampire stares up at you, face still streaked with tears. "M-make it stop?" it whispers. "Please, sir. I'd do anything for this to stop. I don't care how. Whether it's death, or being left alone to rot, or still being hurt but less, or- or anything else. It hurts too much. I can't do this. Please, I just want it to end."

Its lip quivers, and it eyes the stake on your belt longingly.

You:

Decide to talk to the other hunters. You'll convince them this has to stop.

Kill the vampire after all. There's nothing else you can feasibly do.

Offer it amenities. This would be better if it had clothes, a bed, and blood.

Take matters into your own hands. You'll start making plans to sneak it out.

Take matters into your own hands. You'll sneak it out now, damn the risk.

You can't do any of these. Refuse the vampire's request.

Voting ended onApr 2, 2023

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@nyooom

@100percentevil

@lolrpop

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@celestialwhump

@alexkolax

@burningkittypoet

@kitstorm

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[whumpstuff1]

Hear me out now... what if we just beat him up?

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Whump idea: Man betrayed by one of his best friends for an emperor who proceeds to have him tortured, whipped, a crown of sharp vines pushed into his scalp, and then executed via nailing him to a pole.

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Choice of the Hunter #17

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: death wish, vampire whumpee, captivity, aftermath of torture, reluctant whumper

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You pocket the silver just to get it out of sight, since it's obviously scaring the vampire. "Hey. Hey, look at me."

The vampire's eyes are on you in an instant, shining with tears and wide with fear.

"I'm sorry," you tell it. "Real sorry. I just did it to get her to scram. I'm not gonna burn you again."

The vampire looks up at you with complete, utter confusion. "...Thank you, sir," it says through its tears, wiping its face with the back of its arm. It looks like it doesn't know what to think. "No one's ever apologized before."

You really feel like shit, now. "Well, an apology hardly makes up for... that. But I'm glad it does something for you."

The vampire seems to study you for a long moment. "Sir, I, I know I don't deserve anything," it says quietly. "But can I ask you a favor? Please- please kill me. Please, they won't kill me and I need to die. I can't do this anymore. Please, mercy," it begs.

You:

Refuse. You can't bring yourself to kill someone so pitiful.

Ask if there's anything you can do to make it change its mind.

Ignore the request and try to calm it down. It's just distressed from the burns.

Say you'll think about it and leave hastily.

Agree. Killing vampires is your job, after all, and this needs to end.

Voting ended onMar 30, 2023

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@celestialwhump

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@burningkittypoet

@kitstorm

@a-formless-entity

@some-thrilling-heroics

[whumpstuff1]

I would've just burned him again

[whumpsday]

Jim seems like the kinda guy to eat half a jar of peanut butter with a spoon and call it a snack (like we all should honestly)

this is more liz behavior (jim sees her doing this and cuts up an apple for her to eat with it)

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Vampire Liz doing this with congealed blood.

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@whumpsday I was the one who first brought up the gorilla AU idea, I'm really sorry.

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I still want to write a piece about it

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@whumpsday I was the one who first brought up the gorilla AU idea, I'm really sorry.

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Choice of the Hunter #15

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: vampire whumpee, captivity, torture, burns

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You turn the silver over in your hands anxiously. You've handled far better weapons with far more surety, you've killed vampires with no hesitation or guilt, but this is different. This isn't combat. This vampire isn't fighting back.

"The... beginning?" you prompt, trying to stall. "What was it like in the beginning?"

The vampire somehow, though you didn't think it was possible, seems to get even more tense than it already was. Its burnt back straightens and it goes still, staring at the wall with wide, red eyes. You can practically feel the fear coming off it in waves.

"Oh yeah, it was a real haughty thing at first. Cursing us out all the time, ranting about how it was so much better than humans, how we should be the ones submitting to it, how it was gonna slaughter us all when it gets free." Brielle gives it a half-hearted kick. The vampire doesn't move, remaining rigid. "It kept trying to attack us through the bars and burning itself, that shit was hilarious. Not so high and mighty are you now, leech?"

"No, ma'am," the vampire says softly, voice choked up with tears. "Please. I've learned."

You:

Change your mind. Maybe the vampire doesn't deserve mercy after all.

Still feel this is wrong, but you'll go along with it for appearances. Burn it.

Ask the vampire for its side of the story.

Keep stalling. Ask Brielle more questions.

Refuse to burn the vampire. It's clearly changed.

Voting ended onMar 24, 2023

(sorry i'm a day late!)

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@celestialwhump

@alexkolax

@burningkittypoet

@kitstorm

@a-formless-entity

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[whumpstuff1]

It's time!!!

[whumpsday]

Weird question but if Kane and Jim were turned into dogs what breed of dog would they be?

idk enough about dogs lol. sound off in replies anyone

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Kane corso

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Choice of the Hunter #12

COTH Mastertag / Kane & Jim AUs Masterlist

content: vampire whumpee, captivity

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You decide to visit the vampire before you head out on patrol. You descend the two floors to the building's sub-basement, where it's apparent you're not alone.

There's another hunter already down here, and you hear the vampire's cries of pain before you see either one of them. It's alternating between wailing in agony and breaking from it with soft, pained sobs.

You can faintly smell something akin to burnt meat.

You stall on the stairs.

You:

Call down to the other hunter that you need help with something.

Go down and try to convince the other hunter to stop.

Go back up and wait until the other hunter's finished to visit the vampire.

Go down and tell the other hunter you want a turn. (Lie)

Go down and tell the other hunter you want a turn. (Truth)

Voting ended onMar 17, 2023

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I want you all to know that it's not good to lie!

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Maybe the REAL whump was the writer's block we had along the way.