Boop

[funnytwittertweets]

[glimmerglanger]

[user-300]

Its so nice that they come in a variety of sizes, from beginner trees to advanced trees.

[kawaii-pigeon]

Now you too can be Filled with holiday spirit!

[lastoneout]

I really hope that the Mario movie is actually fantastic and the only bad part is Chris Pratt so that we can have people on youtube making “The Mario Movie without Mario” edits.

[maximumcatfeels]

Or maybe redub all of Pratt’s lines with existing Mario voice lines/sounds and leave literally everything else alone.

I think it would be great for Mario to be doing his usual “wahoo!” And “yippee!” And “oh no!” That Charles Martinet has already done for him and still have every other character be like “yeah! I agree! We do need to go find the power star and rescue princess peach!”

[lastoneout]

that’d be so fucking funny oh my god

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

like this?

[cold-butter-warm-toast]

this is unironically so much better and i would much prefer to watch this movie

[thetattedstoner]

Everybody || Backstreet Boys

[raychleadele]

Just occurred to me that some of you may have never seen this music video. They had absolutely no reason to make it the way it is but damn they went hard.

[secondlina]

One of the backstreet boys in 1997 : no I’m TELLING you, monster fuckers are the future.

[jaubaius]

Seems like they really like it

[quietdoppelganger]

Unagi roll

[iamoutofideas]

sea serpent

[anchovy]

I'm a big fan of Elephant Trunk Snakes they look like a seal was turned into a snake as a punishment by a genie

[augustdementhe]

They're perfect.

[yrfriendliz]

http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn’t come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

[tinseltownturkey-deactivated202]

this is the kind of content i came here for

[loving-women-is-rad]

he didnt come to the party because he sees the baby as a future opponent

[branewurms]

what the fuck

[astercrash]

I admit I don’t know how a child’s brain works but as an adult the greatest sign of respect I feel capable of giving a child is to act as if they are prophesized to destroy me when they come of age.

[memorycycle]

maam your penis barked at me

[qiyra]

Richard, lie down! He's always misbehaving when we have guests.

[isnt]

[coolthingoftheday]

A poodle clipped and dyed to resemble a pony.

[0kkvlt]

Every time I see this I go “oh, neat pony” and scroll past while my brain chugs through the caption like the slowest computer on earth and I have to scroll back up to it

[cameoamalthea]

@0kkvlt have you seen the bear?

It’s the same poodle

Her name is Bijou and her owner likes turning her into other things

[0kkvlt]

I saw the bear and said “oh, cool bear” out loud to myself, I think I may just actually be very stupid

[thenatsdorf]

Sharp-tailed Grouse

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

This is how I dance in the grocery store when I’m trying to embarrass my girlfriend

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

:(

[yachaer]

@riotbrrrd

[chocolateismynemesis]

@todaysbird

[catasters]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Middle aged dad in a recliner

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Pov someone had a couple helpings of that sweet potato casserole

[weonsinnombre]

[shrimp-in-soup]

[allstrangenature]

I can barely contain myself right now

holy shit

HOLY SHIT

[27dragons]

holy CRAP.

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There is a lot wrong with the world at the moment, but the Smithsonian… the Smithsonian is right.

[sartorialadventure]

The archive includes fashion images!

[natalieironside]

Love that classic neurodivergent experience of "I started doing drugs and they made me normaler"

[pangur-and-grim]

little sketches from this afternoon

[pangur-and-grim]

another one!

[byjove]

Dog people don’t quite understand that well-cared for indoor cats regularly live into their late teens, some into their 20s. Also cats don’t tend to show visible signs of aging like dogs do. A 10-15 year old medium/large breed dog is usually visibly old and often slowing. Cats at that age who have good genetics and have received good care look completely like their younger selves and still have play drives and energy and their personalities. Not my cat though. She’s only 5 and she’s looked like roadkill since birth. People often think she’s a senior cat because her body type is weird and she doesn’t groom herself. This is because she is just a little weirdo.

[byjove]

I love her so much but that just doesn’t negate the fact she looks like the Pet Sematary reanimated evil version of someone’s beloved pet. She looks like she’s decomposed just enough for her skin to start slipping. She has cat dandruff. She never cleans under her claws so they’re often black. Her face is crusty and she tries to kill you if you clean it. She’s just built DIFFERENT.

[byjove]

nope! here are her baby pictures (from 2017)

she went through an almost normal cat phase around 3 months of age but reverted back to being yucky

[byjove]

yes she is the toe biter and also the little cat that messes up all the pillows