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I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy

fggfhd-deactivated20161225

@plandy !!

spartanlocke

I drink this all the time and it’s delicious! Very sweet and relaxing.

hiatus-status-rn

오 맛있겠다

spacesundae

I tried this and it is amazing! It really relaxes me and puts me in good mood! I recommend it! C:

s6umin

@king-draws if ur weeb ass i like.. bored u could totally do this.

#recipes

marvelsmostwanted

memehumor

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, I make memes on company time.

avecesfui-deactivated20200518

plaidos

cheap book and videogame bundles? you betcha

by now i hope y’all have heard of Humble Bundle but just in case you haven’t here some amazing deals they’ve got going on right now – a lot of the money goes to supporting charities/small time creators (like me!) and it’s also pay what you want from $1 and up, with most of the upper tiers being around $15 or $20. without further ado…. cheap books, videogames and software???

Bundle of Book Bundles!!! – multiple bundles at once you say??? YES!!! this bundle features a multitude of book collections with books in a series, sixty-four titles all together – so you can pick up Nero Blanc’s crossword mysteries collection, Greg Keyes’ Age of Unreason, Timothy Zahn’s Dragonback series, some Jack Higgins, some true crime, basically a zillion books for basically pocket change!!! i know my followers are big readers!!! – available until the 23rd of October

Postmodern games bundle – some truly spectacular videogame titles, i was actually shocked by how many of these i know to just be simply superb – i’m talking thomas was alone, Yume Nikku, The Stanley Parable, EVERYTHING, & Catherine, for like, $15. i’m not sure you can get any of them alone for that much! – available until the 29th of October

RPG Maker Bundle – you wanna make your own RPGs? using RPG maker makes this ludicrously easy. like… ludicrously. any chump with a few hours on their hands could make this work, and this pack not only comes with five different versions of RPG Maker for you to sink your teeth into (each with a different feel/style) – RPG Maker VX; RPG Maker 2000; RPG Maker XP; RPG Maker 2003; and RPG Maker VX Ace – but about a dozen extra programs/resource packs for you to use/create sprites/etc in, for a ridiculously low $15 – available until the 29th of October

RPG Maker Bundle – BONUS – for those of you willing to spend a little extra to get the best deal, RPG Maker actually has an even better $50 tier which gets you everything listed above, plus RPG Maker MV – which is usually worth about $80 on its own – and a bunch of RPG Maker MV exclusive resources (sixteen, actually!) bringing this bundle up to nearly $800 worth of content for just fifty bucks, which is a fucking steal tbh – available until the 29th of October

Developing Your Own Games – again for you prospective gamemakers out there, this’ll help you kickstart your hobby/career with 25 fucking books teaching you how to make games of all different types in all different forms!!! really worth a check out especially when you consider it’s $15 for $1,316 worth of books!!! – available until the 4th of November

World of Darkness – you know that vampire videogame everybody’s hyped about, where it’s GAY and you can be NON-BINARY – well, it’s based on an older roleplaying game called World of Darkness and you can pick up $250 worth of sourcebooks for it here, for $15 or less! – available until the 6th of November

One Special Day 2019 – this bundle supports my favourite charity EVER SpecialEffect (which provides disabled people with equipment to help them play videogames when they’d otherwise be unable to, which is important to me, a disabled gamer!!) and it features some fab titles like Broken Age, Dirt 4, Bomber Crew and my personal favourite, Purrfect Date, a game about dating kitty cats and delving into the secrets of Cat Island – available until the 22nd of October

Make Your Own Card game – have you ever wanted to make a cardgame/boardgame but not known where to start?? this has loads and loads of assets for you to use for a digital or physical cardgame for you to play with your friends!!! it’s available until the 23rd of October

Linux & Unix book bundle – a whole hoard (over $650 worth actually) of books about programming/coding in Linux. now i’m an Idiot who knows nothing about Linux but i’ve been told by my Linux friends that this is a brilliant deal, so if this is something that interests you pick it up!! it’s only available until the 21st of October

Computer Productivity and Coding – do you code/program? here’s over 25 books to teach you how to be more productive, covering everything from excel functions/formulas, to videogame programming, to data cleaning, to software testing, to just straight-up introductions in how to program in C. really good stuff, nearly $1000 worth of books for $15 or less!!! – available until the 28th of October

Before 9/After 5 – do you wanna learn a new skill?? hell yeah this is the bundle for you! $500 worth of ebooks teaching you everything from how to be more motivated, to mixology, to mindfulness, to photography, to baking, to a book about marijuanna in cuisine if you would fucking believe it!!! twenty-five titles for $15 or less!!!! – available until October 23rd

Humble Bundle also does a monthly videogames bundle subscription, a little like a lootbox but they’re pretty much all Steam compatible and you get way more than your money’s worth – it’s $12 a month which will get you around eight whole fully-fledged games. i know what you must be thinking – dumb shovelware that nobody’s ever heard of right? wrong! past months have included games like Call of Duty, Monster Prom, Assassins Creed Origins, Yakuza 0, Purrfect Date, Overwatch, A Hat in Time, Dark Souls III, CIV VI, Life is Strange, Superhot, Undertale, Black Mesa, The Witness, Stardew Valley, Slime Rancher, and literally hundreds more!!! instead of blowing all my money on steam sales i just have a subscription to this and get way more games, for less money, EVERY MONTH, plus they’re super consumer & charity friendly!

This month is special, because they’re offering three early-unlock titles from their November haul: Call of Duty WWII (boring) but also Crash: N-Sane Trilogy and Spyro: Reignited Trilogy for $12, plus a bunch more mystery games when November 1st rolls around!!! click here to check it out; make sure to do it before November 1st!!

by supporting Humble Bundle, you’ll also be supporting both myself (your local disabled lesbian who could do with the extra cash) and a bunch of really cool charities! Humble Bundle is also unique in that they let you choose EXACTLY where ALL your money goes: if you want it all to go to charity, you can do that. if you wanna split it up between me and the developers, sure, that’s fine too! they give you these funky little sliders so you can divvy it up exactly how you see fit

thank u for reading!!! spread this around to all your gamer/artist/bookworm buddies!!! <3

#helpful

websies-remade

btw the pepe symbol used to be a white supremacist/fascist icon, but a while back the creator sued and worked to make it illegal for those groups to use the meme. hong king protestors seem to be using it as a symbol for their protest now!! pls signal boost so people don’t label them as white supremacists.

divine--lesbians

Success on the Pepe reclaim

goyoppressor-deactivated2019081

What are you clowns talking about??? This is LITERALLY a far-right protest to protect a man who murdered his girlfriend. Like I get you guys wanna make your "pepe redemption arc" memes so bad but. Consider thinking. For once.

albreehyde

Hey! HongKonger here. It looks like there's confusion about what the Hong Kong protests are really about, so I hope I can help clear it up.

We want justice for the murder victim too, and we're definitely not trying to protect the murderer. The thing is, the murder happened in Taiwan, outside of Hong Kong, and HK currently doesn't have any extradition agreement with Taiwan, so we can't give the man to Taiwan for legal proceedings right now.

Now, HK can certainly work out some sort of special agreements with Taiwan to make it happen for this murder case, and that's what a reasonable top HK leader should do. But no, the current Chief Executive (i.e. the top political leader), who's actually elected by mainland China but not democratically elected by the people of HK and thus doesn't really care about our opinion, decided not to work out a special arrangement for the murder case. You know what she did?

She decided to make a blanket change to the current HK extradition law, so that it allows everyone who lives or even just passing through HK to be handed over to places we currently don't have extradition deals with. Sounds good, right?

Wrong! Taiwan doesn't want to go down this route and it has explicitly stated that if that's the route HK takes, Taiwan will not request for the murderer to be handed over to Taiwan. For one, it's not the most time efficient way for HK to hand over the man to Taiwan and get justice for the murdered girlfriend.

The most important and underlying reason is: the proposed changes cover handing over people to mainland China, which we all don't trust bc of its "legal" system that frequently forces people to "confess" their "crime" without real proof of crime and the main victims are human rights activists. The proposed new extradition bill can't guarantee people turned over will be assumed innocent until proven guilty in the legal systems they're sent to, which is the foundation to protect people wrongfully charged of crime. And the HK court doesn't have enough power to overrule sending anyone to mainland China for any "crime".

Tl;dr:

HongKongers want justice for the murder victim, but not through the proposed changes to the law currently put forward by the HK government. If the proposed changes are passed, mainland China can bully the top HK political leader into handing over anyone who disagrees with mainland China to be sentenced in mainland China under any "crime" it can make up.

"You're protecting the murderer if you don't support the proposed new extradition bill" is exactly the kind of rhetoric the mainland China-appointed top HK political leader uses to try to make protestors fighting for freedom look bad.

Is that what you want for Hong Kong? To be turned into the express line for punishment in mainland China for fabricated crimes?

P.S. We identify as HongKongers / HongKongese to denote we're different from mainland Chinese. "Chinese" in our context refers to people from mainland China. Be mindful when you refer to people from Hong Kong.

doritokittenthesecond

I’m so glad I’ve finally found a post on my dash about why the Hong Kong protests are happening.

ally0mazing

Accurate

otherpens

this roast is so good it reached into the future and dragged movies that weren’t even in development yet

purplechocolatekisses

Help Everyone Find A Job In Their Field

dossantos23

this was very helpful

perfectlyspaced

🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

midnight-sun-rising

This wasn’t a coincidence that I saw this today.

theargylegargoyle

As a hiring manager I can confirm all of this.

ladystiltskin67

It all looks good but I can tell you from personal experience, know your crowd. This stuff doesn’t work in my town. Big cities? Sure. But if you do this here you get treated like you’re a snob and passed over for an ass kisser.

#helpful

justsomeantifas

them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT

biologist:

systlin

Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is because we are aggressively social creatures who community organized and helped each other when faced with disasters that drove other species over the brink.

(Like we’re so aggressively social that we looked at APEX PREDATORS and went ‘they look soft! Friend????’)

(The answer was yes because wolves are also aggressively social and they adopted the strange tall not-wolves just as eagerly.)

kelssiel

humans @ wolves: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll let us pet them?

wolves @ humans: holy shit these things are so cute i wonder if they’ll pet us?

aztechnology

Just in case people want source, here you go: humans are compelled to help each other in disaster situation, humans feel an innate urge to help others. We will help strangers too, not just family, and it has been tested.

boxingcleverrr

Also we’ve always taken care of our elderly and disabled. When life was literally “hunt and gather every day to live”, we saw value in taking care of those with disabilities.

apparentlyeverything

reblog to make a libertarian mad

taragrimface

social darwinism is a concept exclusively employed by people who are both evil and pseudointellectual, 100% of the time, & is basically always code for upholding white supremacy and patriarchy

khealywu

there may be a day that i don’t reblog this post, but it’s not today

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

tmgpodcast

the DELIVERY

staticandlove

Shakespeare would write this

i-wanna-be-cute

adhdcoolatta

THAT’S THE BITCH FROM THE TAKING OUT THE TRASH VIDEO

thecarolinitiative

bruh. i think ign snapped

If a person with a split brain used their left arm to stab or hurt their right arm, would they be surprised? Because the right hemisphere controls the left side of your body and vice versa, would the left side hemisphere know that the attack was coming?

#question #random

whatisitlikeinyourfunny-archive

“Should we be killing anyone?”

Friendly reminder that Sam and Dean are basically professional murderers.

Remember the scene from 6x15, “The French Mistake” when they enter the parallel universe? The first question Sam asks is “Should we be killing anyone?”

Of course it’s meant to be funny. And it is (like literally everything in that episode.)

But although they can be the cutest of cinnamon rolls, we should absolutely never forget that they went through years of training before they were even legal.

John gave Sam a .45 when he was nine. NINE. It’s another one of this lines we tend to laugh at, because it is so totally absurd, but still – if you think about it, it’s sick.

Just for fun I googled the training Navy SEALs go through. It’s more than a year. They spend weeks honing different skills. Sam and Dean started training, well, pretty much after they were born. But let’s say they actually started with ten.

They were sparring, crafting their own bullets, learning about the monsters out there. Dean never went away and in the prologue he’s 26, giving him 16 years of training. Sam would have ten, considering he’s been in Stanford for two years. (Some sources say it was four years, but in The Pilot Deans says two so I’ll go with that.)

Now, unlike Navy SEALs they actually had real cases during their training. Plus, the younger we are, the easier we pick stuff up. They basically trained not only their brains and bodies, the act of hunting became an instinct. Example: Even after two years in Stanford Sam still hears Dean coming in, is completely prepared for a fight. It’s part of who they are.

And as I said: They were not just training. They are learning by doing – confronted with a foreign thread, a monster they never encountered before, they need to use what they have and defeat it. It’s not like it’s enough that they know how to handle a gun. They can use knifes, machetes, are good at-hand-to hand combat. They can use pretty much everything that just stands around in a normal house as a weapon. You and me would think ‘decoration’. Sam and Dean think ‘possible weapon if necessary’.

They learned how to treat their own injuries – and not just scratches. Bullet wounds, deep cuts, dislocated shoulders – no problem. And what’s completely stunning: They could even dig a bullet out of themselves. Stitch themselves up. Do you know how much that would hurt? What kind of will power is necessary to pull that off? We don’t think about that. Sam is quiet and Dean jokes his way through situations like that.

That’s called coping mechanism. Seriously, Dean and Sam are well-trained assassins, instincts honed to keep up with supernatural beings, raised to kill.

And the next time you watch an episode, just keep in mind that behind Sam’s gentleness and Dean’s laughter is a man that could snap your neck before you even realize they’re there.

Just saying.

cassbutt-and-the-righteousbi

I mean for real. I think about this every time I see them go up against normal humans. Like, we’re used to them getting smacked around and just barely getting by going up against the baddest of the bad, but they are still basically super humans by any standard. Especially compared to other humans. Like in the episode where they were trying to get the blood of a holy man, and Dean takes down those guards, and Sam is such a capable God damn bad ass. Or the episode where Dean fights Rowena’s bodyguard? Omg. Amazing. Terrifying. But amazing.