Band

BAC '17 Music Education Bassoon

[hmpygssy]

Wake up sheeple

You squeeze lemons to make lemonade

How the FUCK do you think they make

Gatorade

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

[pleasefireme]

Please fire me. I work at McDonald’s and last week I spent 15 minutes trying to explain to an old man they we do not sell hot dogs (McDogs as he claimed it) then he threatened to report me for “withholding products from him”!

[sinbadism]

hes from an alternate timeline

[cuttlefishlovr]

the McDogs man actually proves the multiverse theory

[goodbye--1989]

Youtube ads are literally the least effective, especially if they’re unskippable or even timed so that they’re too short to skip because I will go out of my damn way to avoid buying that product just becuase it got in my way of listening to Fuck Machine by Msi for the 27th time in a row

[boarofthenorth100]

Im Stuck

[compostings]

Would You Like A Hand Horace

[boarofthenorth100]

Help

[leesamfish]

Jump!

[boarofthenorth100]

[coughloop]

ALERT!! ALERT!! MAN DOWN!!!

[bloomstick]

there is absolutely nothing i love more than those russian gun memes

[bloomstick]

[earthdad]

let this event be known

[crimewave420]

[nemfrog]

A baby and an adult compared as if they were the same size.  Using Modern Science. 1951. 

[glumshoe]

Thanks! I hate it.

[dogalmighty]

I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN 

[lenaleaderoftheresistance-deact]

It looks how the song sounds

[dcinewsnetwork]

BREAKING!!:

Boston Crusaders 2017 program, “Wicked Games”.

[whycantibassoon]

Leaving in 12 hours and LET ME TELL YOU I’m not ready

[seriousjones]

a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69

[seriousjones]

this post has led to one million people explaining impeachment to me so let me just say that this post is primarily a joke about the funny sex number known as 69

[poisonousdatura]

ive been laughing at this picture for hours and i think its because it gives off the impression of the living embodiment of a dril tweet

[tastefullyoffensive]

[shimmerangels-deactivated201804]

i hope its a dildo

[maravilhanaervilha]

“…and that’s my presentation.”

[whycantibassoon]

@happylilsushi-roll you've done this exact gesture, expressionless

[sergeantbabylegs-deactivated201]

goodnight to everyone except people who aren’t going to sleep

[burgerking]

Introducing WHOPPER™ Toothpaste. The first toothpaste that keeps your mouth Whopper fresh.

[relishboi]

mood