my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao
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my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao
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Beholders, beshaba worshippers, frost Giants, drow that follow lolth, ramenos and bullywugs, merrshaulk and yuan-ti, laogzed and troglodytes, urdlen and gnomes, kanchelsis and vampires, shaktari and mariliths, diinkarizan and duerge
Just saw someone on bumble who said they're convinced they were a Jay Gatsby in a previous life.
Tell me you never read the book without telling me you never read the book.
i thibk it's more concerning that you keep meeting fictional men, specially those from American high school curricula, on these dating sites . Remember the told who was literally Holden Caulfield?
Vaguely, why you gotta make me relive my trauma
i need to wear something iconic tonight! maybe my black t shirt
one of my friends found radiooooo which is a site that streams music from any country from any decade (well, most countries/decade combos work) and we’ve been digging going on a quest to find what is rad
so far the following is good
50s/60s/70s/80s russia
70s cambodia
20s japan
80s ethiopia
80s india
let’s add 70s armenia and 70s japan to this list
actually im willing to bet 70s *any country will be amazing, it’s all been really good so far
and if you go for 90s india fast music you might get hit in the face with tunak tunak tun right away so get your meme groove on
one of my moms recommended 70s east germany and this proves true, this is weird and amazing in a good way
also set the mood to “weird” for maximum fun, it enhances literally every station
officially diagnosed with bed too cozy disease
I'm one of those nasty bitcjes who gets period blood on the scrubs she's giving back to the hospital to be laundered. What can I say
Just saw someone on bumble who said they're convinced they were a Jay Gatsby in a previous life.
Tell me you never read the book without telling me you never read the book.
coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory
*peers into microscope* there's devils. My god there's devils everywhere
Gonna need some anti anxiety attack mesa today, food fun
system of a clown. you ever think of that