Simply Me :)

[procrastinatorsprovince]

So, erm.. This happened..

[pengwhat]

Esteban? more like EsteDAMN

[muffins-are-ok-i-guess]

I bet his name isn’t the only thing long about him

[sundaes-finest]

reblogging for the comment

[kpfun]

Frozen and Enchanted Parallels

[lameborghini-deactivated2013061]

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

[snapchapstick]

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

[lameborghini-deactivated2013061]

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

[throrin-blog]

[tacoghouls-deactivated20160101]

 #you say your name every 5 minutes #there is literally no opportunity to forget your name

[sciatherique]

#javert is a fucking pokemon i swear

[2460onetruepairing]

I can’t help but wonder what pokemon type would he be?

[yves420]

#certainly not a water type

[pancakereport-deactivated201904]

WOW

[copop83]

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

It’s so freaking cute.

[anasuighirga-deactivated2022111]

GIVE ME 1000.

[a-concerned-mother]

it’s a metaphor

[tadabae-deactivated20141229]

flappy bird cant be that hard

[tadabae-deactivated20141229]

i hate everything

[jenniferlawrencesnapped]

The Fault In Our Stars (2014)

[baddragonite]

okay this 3-minute video taught me more than a semester of high school health class and if you have lady parts you should watch this

[dustinmathisen]

Anything Laci Green makes is worth watching. I have learn so much about the female anatomy and how the female body works from her videos. NONE of which I learned in health class where at least half the class were female! That meant that about 15 girls didn’t know any of this stuff about their own bodies!

[agirlwithhairlikethis]

Reblogging because this is a fantastic reference.

[sailortweek-deactivated20210915]

I want everyone to watch this. Guys, gals, people with and without vaginas…you all need to know how to care for this delicate part of the body.  I’ve heard too many horror stories of women douching with wrong substances or ladies washing their parts so vigorously that they’ve bled or girls who have freaked out over the normal clear to milky white discharge. Vaginas are not gross or as complicated as they seem. Yes, it’s a giant hole between the legs with folds and hair and can smell a little odd…but know that it’s natural and easily cared for.

Also know that, along with soap being a no-no, refrain from perfumed tampons and pads. You don’t want to put perfumes or chemicals in that area!

It saddens me that I too was never taught this in health class…neither were my parents…neither was my brother. HOWEVER, I did learn this from the fine folks at Planned Parenthood back in the college days of not being able to afford a gynecologist. 

Yes…it took me till COLLEGE to figure out how to care for my body.

[wendell-or-something]

So here’s another reason why our school system’s sex ed sucks, and why Planned Parenthood is a wonderful organization.

[sheoing]

Kristen Bell plays "What's that?" Frozen edition (X)

[mirmontilyet]

my god she’s so precious

[frozenhusboy]

LOL I LIKE HOW SHE IDENTIFIES ANNA BY HER BOOBS 

[sodamnrelatable]

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

[jasonptodd]

[antivancoffeelover]

I sincerely hope no one ever tries to fuck with Dean’s children later on. I don’t care who they are, where they come from. Dean Winchester will fuck your shit up.

Seriously, can you imagine? His daughter comes home with a bruise and maybe there’s a slight chance of it being her boyfriend. That boy’d never be seen again.

[sincerelyrf]

#THIS IS JUST SO UPSETTING #BECAUSE THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAN WINCHESTER WE’RE TALKING ABOUT #YOU REALLY THINK HES GONNA LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO HAVE CHILDREN?! 

LOUISE WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

[overa-chievious-deactivated2022]

NO BUT I WISH

On the other hand you can imagine when UNCLE SAMMY THE 7 FOOT TALL MOOSE HEARS ABOUT ANYTHING HAPPENING TO HIS NEICE / NEPHEW.  SHIT WILL GO DOWN.

[themoonclockwork]

This post is a fucking perfection.THANK YOU

[abaddonsbabe]

i dont know about you guys but i like to think that if dean winchester’s daughter ever got hurt by a boyfriend then she’d be the one to kill him 

[iridescentoracle]

[i-louvre-art]

GUYS WE EVEN HAVE GIFS FOR HYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS.

[yakumocchi]

[charleywren-deactivated20200609]

FAVORITE OPENINGS & ENDINGS:

(19/…) Ouran High School Host Club OP 1:

Chieko Kawabe - Sakura Kiss

[elizabethii]

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

[imskaijackson]

she’s so cute

[cap-nd-bucky]

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

[sixhorses24hooves]

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

[chekhov]

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

[did-you-know]

Source

[allthingshyper]

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

[delphine-dopefiend]

I got bitten by a white-tailed spider when i was seven. There is basically ‘no cure’ for the bite which often gets infected because of bacteria on the spiders fangs. It pretty much eats away at the flesh and its horrible. Thankfully my grandma is a seasoned aussie and put some potion she made on it and it got better. I still to this day have scar about the size of a 5 cent coin on my thigh and when you touch it there’s basically a hole in my leg from where it ate away at my flesh.  moral of the story STAY AWAY FROM AUSTRALIA. IT IS DANGEROUS AND YOU WONT SURVIVE. 

[aturinfortheworse]

WHAT THE FUCK DARK MAGICS IS YOUR GRANDMA USING LIKE WOAH TEACH ME UR WAYS. if i got bitten by a white tail i’d pretty much be like “well i didn’t like that leg that much anyway” like dude WOAH

[laastoftheamericangirls]

[thegoblet-of-fire-deactivated20]

RIGHT IN THE CHILDHOOD

[scottmcstark]

I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT. 

[dulciesgf]

THAT CAME WITH NO WARNING WHATSOEVER.