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Slowly the moon swam away and then complete silence.

[catchymemes]

[cryptotheism]

This counts as a spell

[bardnuts]

[neenarchive]

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[neenarchive]

[nudityandnerdery]

Gomez and Morticia, telling us where they store the spare guillotines so we can go after Jeff Bezos after we finish with them.

[nudityandnerdery]

Look, I know we don't want to admit that our heroes can be flawed, but this isn't just people baselessly picking a rich person and saying they're a billionaire.

Don't hold back. Gomez will respect the revolutionary fire burning in your heart!

[bravelion96]

The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family

[anderjak]

honestly, you'd break his heart if you said you WEREN'T planning on sticking his head in a guillotine. morticia, too. they'd be upset at the special treatment, too, but mostly they really want to be executed gruesomely as they stare lovingly into each other's eyes as their heads are separated from their bodies, and we need to respect that.

[krudman]

[beesmygod]

scott its such a delight to see your work again

[proudlyunicorn]

I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr

[proudlyunicorn]

11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME

[gleerant]

ok

[gleerant]

update: we are dating

[gleerant]

update: we are married

[proudlyunicorn]

update: we knocked up

[strugglingqueer]

This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!

[gleerant]

Update: had a baby together

[gleerant]

Update: he’s 1 year old today

[lesbidreaming]

Well this is adorable!

[wakandama2]

This is the top quality I want on my dash. No other post besides this and Mash Potato the dog matters on this site.

[bisexualspongebob]

the fact that the original post was made back in 2012 and the 1-year-old baby update was as recent as 2021, the development and plot that happened within this post in an almost nine year timespan …this person truly Won tumblr

[thickness-protection-program]

Why is this heat so hot 😩

[fagapult]

It’s the heat

[thickness-protection-program]

Source?

[mamoswole]

[thickness-protection-program]

[pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong]

[greenishness]

i'm thinking about charlotte brontë spending her last years editing and publishing her sisters' writings and about christopher tolkien dedicating his life to the protection and meticulous reconstruction his father's life's work and about johanna van gogh publishing the letters between vincent and theo that would propel vincent van gogh into fame because she knew how much her husband had loved his brother, and about how so often art isn't just a reflection of the artist's mind and skills but a testament to the fact that they were loved

[irishironclad]

I shall use this post to tell you all that Berserk is being continued by the original creators best friend

[whitepeopletwitter]

[conceptadecency]

Just a reminder that Frederick Banting, discoverer of the process to synthesise insulin, sold the patent for $1 because it was so important to him that it be widely available and easily mass produced. Yes, you should be angry.

[sentient-tent]

This is the open Insulin project. An open source movement to develop a cheap and unrestricted recipe for producing rapid acting (lispro) and long acting (glargine) insulin.

These modern forms of insulin are still patented, and only the more dangerous less effective forms have had their parents expire.

[ex0skeletal-undead]

I think it should be illegal to write a good song that’s under three minutes long. What am I supposed to do? Listen to it 84 times in a row?? Well I’m gonna

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Incredible take. This post was about a song from 1974.

[beardedmrbean]

I don't think many people realize how extraordinarily lucky we are that corvids don't have opposable thumbs

[ampervadasz]

[bunjywunjy]

[self-critical-automaton]

in ‘the creation of adam’, Man lies back indolently, reaching out idly in response to the forwards-thrusting touch of divinity, well within reach but lacking the drive to take it, representing the naive state of original mankind, unburdened by consciousness or desire.

In this fascinating modern take, however, the artist instead shows Man as a driving force, frantically throwing aside all barriers and restrictions in pursuit of his goal: a goal which remains impossible to reach. Fast food, representing compromise for survival in the face of an uncaring and overstressing world, hangs awkwardly in the center of an uncrossable abyss. Note the use of highly-rendered tensed musculature to imply physical effort, emphasized by the contrast with loose, hanging fabric, and also the lack of effort on the part of the employee: She is trying, and were she reach out just a little further, then through their collaboration would Man attain his goal. But, the strictures of her position allow only a certain amount of human generosity and kindness. The structures we build as humanity prevent us from doing all that we can to help one another, and this remains true even when presented with a fellow human willing risk death, to survive.

[redshifting]

[ruinedchildhood]

[love-and-thvnder]

[ruinedchildhood]

[justcatposts]

Holding him is the only way I can get some peace in the morning. Can’t believe he did this today, I’m melting. 

(Source)

[satyriconmp3]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Something to ponder

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

guy in a band @ his gf: hey I wrote you a song…..kinda nervous

stacy: aww no it’s okay let’s hear it :)

[casperscareschool]

a dozen beautiful men should give me fresh baked cinnamon rolls and a full body massage and as much red wine as i want immediately

[casperscareschool]

? i guess you can reblog this but i hope the people that did know that it’s about ME not them. you are advocating for men to come to MY house and bring delicious treats TO ME. not you

[stupidstupidratcreatures]

we want good things for you

[thenatsdorf]

I WASN’T DOIN NUFFIN! (via)