An Asshat With Wifi

Callynn j /15/panro/gay/she|they/?/Slytherin/ Florida/ anything else you want to know? Ask me

[directoaltacho-deactivated20201]

[sarahmaraerobson]

“The Favorite” by Omar Rayyan

[jade-cooper]

Favorite what? Demon?!

[cheesey-toast]

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

[221cbakerstreet]

18th century Lilo and Stitch

[ringingofraevolution]

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

[rooksandravens]

HOLY WOW IT GOT EVEN BETTER.

[dduane]

…Goodness.

[turretangel]

Dearie me, what is this that just popped up on my dash.

[estrellafiore-deactivated201711]

What is that orange dragon doing? Yoga or ballet? 😱

[jumpingjacktrash]

his best!

[jewishdragon]

I went to his website and he has a photo of himself:

I love??? so much???

[gingerjab]

The orange dragon thing is obviously having a spa day, damn.

We all deserve a little pampering.

[whydo-peopleletmeontheinternet]

This is beautiful, I love it

[making-a-ru]

[ronald-reagan-gave-me-super-aid]

Anyone living in not living in Canada please reblog

Bell is still trying to take away our net neutrality. Contact your government!! Stop the corporate takeover of Canada!!!

[jungkookio]

honestly it would be nice if 2018 was just… a good year

[justinhubbell]

Thank you for reading and sharing! <3 PLEASE pledge on my Patreon so I can continue making comics like these! Being trans can be tough sometimes but it’s also a blessing. A sacred gift. A journey few can know. A joy! 

Thanks again for reading! ^_^

[presumablyemily]

me in real life:

me online:

[elephantwildlife]

[stephrc79]

[ithelpstodream]

[mochachild]

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD BOB ROSS IS A GIFTED GOD I DREW ALONG TO HIS VIDEO IN MS PAINT AND

HOW

THE

FUCK

THIS MADE ME SO HAPPY I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW PLEASE I ADVISE YOU GUYS TO DRAW ALONG WITH BOB ROSS IN MS PAINT IT IS AN EXPERIENCE I AM SO CONFUSED BUT PLEASED FUCKING DO IT

[zooophagous]

Bob Ross teaches you using layering and color theory, which are principles which work no matter what you paint with. Some materials won’t blend the same as oils obviously, but as Ross himself said, “you can paint with almost anything.”

Paint along with whatever you have, it’s great practice.

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

I’m going to try this

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[sunny-aster]

Friend: so is it a boy or a girl

Me: It’s an aloe plant what do you mean?

Friend: Right but does it have a dick or a vagina?

Me: It has roots.

[takemelikeadrug]

she protecc

she attacc

but most importantly

she came bacc

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

honestly? we really did speak 20gayteen into existence. hayley kiyoko and troye sivan are out there Doing That, ellen page got married, black lightning is airing, love simon comes to theaters in march, and the international court ordered 19 countries to allow same sex marriage. i’m probably forgetting a lot more but like the point is we are truly thriving

[lyrics-and-music]

Young And Menace // Fall Out Boy

[pocket-dreamer]

Couldn’t help but notice that this animation looked a little...familiar…

[awfulrwbymemes]

*teleports behind you* Nothing Personnel, Kid

[lesbianrey]

@lesbianahsoka here you go anya

original full audio

[eroscestlavie]

haha oh my god, I love this fuckin guy. there he goes…leaving all the bull shit behimd him.