Artsy AF

i like art and other stuffADHD has me fucked 

[afro-elf]

“ye best start believin’ in ghost stories, miss. turner… you’re in one” is one of the most transcendent lines ever put to film so jot that down

[mikkeneko]

character concept: the best trick archer in the world, the trick to which is that he’s actually not an archer at all, he’s a speedster and he can’t aim for shit, every time he takes a shot he actually just grabs the arrow, runs over to what he wants to stick, then runs back before anyone can see him move

[mikkeneko]

he’s on a team with Heat Vision Man, who actually has no heat vision and is another speedster, he just glares at people then runs over and punches them and is back before they can see him move

[mikkeneko]

(the entire team is actually just composed of speedsters who all use their speed in different ways, and they all pretend otherwise in front of their teammates)

[thatll-do]

The only speedster on their team is actually a teleporter

[shieldfoss]

They all have imposter syndrome because, no matter how fast they speed up, they still can’t see him move. “He’s a real speedster,” they all think. “I’m just a washed up fastguy who needs to pretend I’m a different kind of hero. I’m so scared he’ll tell the others.”

[reformed-roark]

Coming in Marvel phase 5:

Anxiety Squad

[onceiwashere]

i gotta say even if black widow’s fandom hadnt lost all momentum long ago anyways, selling a prequel movie about the main character you just killed off in the most undignified way possible is like. a move i guess….. no matter what happens in her dark and stormy past it still just leads up to her wearing an ugly braid and killing herself for jeremy renner. like cool what is anybody supposed to do with this. anyways remember to pirate disney+ 

[burritos-r-neato]

You will get so kissed.

[aziraphaell-deactivated20191118]

about to use a new transit system for the first time, wish me luck

[asiafish-deactivated20200729]

Hey remember that episode of Spongebob where Sandy sings about being homesick for Texas and Spongebob and Patrick overhear it and are worried that she’s going to leave Bikini Bottom so they have a Texas party at the Krusty Krab with all their friends, recreating things in Sandy’s song but they fuck it up like, pecan pie is just a can of peas shoved in a pie, barbeque is barbed wire in the shape of a Q, and the ten gallon hats are just plastic water jugs on their heads, and like…. Sandy just laughs so hard she breaks into tears, cause she sees what they’re trying to do for her to make her feel at home because they love her and don’t want her to leave…………… yo do you ever think about that goddamn episode

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

And then she realizes she’s already at home bc she’s with them and they all love her so much? Nickelodeon didn’t have to go that hard but they did gotdamn

[ohjadewhatshername-deactivated2]

remember that she killed patrick for making fun of texas

[squaaash]

gomens fic writers

please know, i love you all and i love what youre doing, and i say this out of love

this is Corporal Form

Crowley and Aziraphale don’t know who this is. Maybe he works for the American ambassador. But probably not.

These are Crowley and Aziraphale’s corporeal forms.

Corporeal is an adjective meaning “having, consisting of, or relating to a physical material body.”

I love you all so much and I love the beautiful creative things that you’re putting out into the world, and this is a really easy mistake to make, but I’m ready to get a restraining order against Corporal Form

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

[foreveralone-lyguy]

thanks

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[payton-planet]

These are David Tennant's two brain cells.

[sexhaver]

[kpopofcolor]

let people of color be into alternative things without calling them white.

[flutescreeee]

the duolingo owl but it's forcing you to practice your instrument

[justanotherpiccplayer]

This is a need

[positive-memes]

Good guy China

[arandomthot]

It was the best of times, and the worst of crimes

[olympain]

Crowley had lost Aziraphale, and the world was ending in a few hours. 

[frightfullytreeish]

#‘i can’t find you’ really gets me#crowley has this incredible gift for turning up wherever aziraphale is#and specifically when aziraphale’s In Deep Shit and about to get discorporated#like obviously he’s able to find him at his bookshop and in his usual haunts#but he also finds aziraphale in prison during the french revolution and in a church during the blitz#so clearly he keeps tabs and has some kind of way of finding him#and so for him to be unable to find him - when he always keeps track; when he always shows up in time#‘i can’t find you’ felt like ‘i can’t Find you’#like he can feel that aziraphale is gone

[whitepeopletwitter]