Inhale. Exhale.

Thoughts from the delightfully bitter mind of myself

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[pokeshipping-archive]

I love the movie credits sequences that show the characters just travelling or relaxing or doing mundane things. They give the sense that even when nothing relevant to our interest is happening and we’re not looking, their adventure continues on.

[smashing-yng-man]

[dunyun-rings]

I saw some great pigeons the other day

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

these are normal pigeons

[pawpile]

yes but they’re great

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tropiuz-deactivated20200618]

why is this so fucky funny

[bleedhoney]

[welove-submit]

[kemetic-dreams]

[oh-em-gee-wowe]

The girl in the back:

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[transgarrett]

insta influencers travelling to the chernobyl exclusion zone (and spending thousands of dollars to get there) only to pose next to contaminated debris and raise their chances of developing cancer bc of a popular docudrama sounds like an onion article but we really are living in a society huh

[transgarrett]

CLOWNS

[charmed]

THE LAST ONE REALLY GOT NAKED LIKE WHAT

[criptochecca]

[m4rzmerde]

[gif87a-com]

[back-that-sass-up]

TERRIFIC stuff by the cat!

[ladymarlboro]

i love how the crowd goes nuts

[bookwormingparty]

[toastbutteregg]

i dont know whether to award him dad of the year or not

[sugarmoonaki]

Never come to me and say Natives aren’t discriminated.

My own family had been discriminated against in the Canadian healthcare system.

I’m so tired.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dogs don’t know they’ve been “adopted” they just think some human wants to hang out with them a ton and be best friends

[yebbi-gongju]

[durbikins]

what the fuck is wrong with these hamburgers

[durbikins]

people keeping sending me anons says these are “macaroons”. you guys are stupid, that’s not macaroni. they’re moldy ass hamburgers

[awkwardgravityfallsscreencaps]

It’s not tainted meat!

It’s painted meat!

PRETTY PATTIES!

Available in six designer colors.

[m4cravings]