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Love Begins
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Product Placement
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Kaledo Art
shark vs the universe
One Nice Bug Per Day
trying on a metaphor
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Xuebing Du
KIROKAZE
taylor price
Janaina Medeiros
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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NASA
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@whyhistorywhynot
Vlad the Impaler meets the Sultan's Ambassadors
Vlad: I'm Vlad to meet you.
Ambassadors: -_-
Vlad: ...
Ambassadors: -_-
Vlad: Come on, that was funny.
Ambassadors: -_-
Vlad: NAIL THEIR TURBANS TO THEIR HEADS AND TELL THE SULTAN TO FUCK OFF!
Little Known Fact: Hannibal wrote the song "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" when he crossed the Alps.
I love this picture. General Joseph E. Johnston surrenders to Sherman while he stands there like, “Yeah well, it’s about time. I had to burn half of Georgia.”
The fourth of the six wives.
Oregon Trail with my History Bros Part III
First of all, the names are truly randomly chosen but I happened to get two natives in one lot.
Not bad, I mean Sacagawea knows what she's doing and Flo's a great gal.
Alright! We're starting out well. Extra shiz for the trail.
Smooth sailing so far. No sinking. No sickness. No thieves. We're doing well.
What? Sacagawea? Come on. I thought you knew this trail.
Oh no. Oxar Wilde.
Saca. Saci. Gawea! It was just your arm.....
Just when you think things can't get any worse. Perhaps our funeral dirge for Sacagawea got a little out of control.
Okay, we might be fine.
Pocahontas, we weren't even traveling at a strenuous pace. But given your history of dying mid-journey, perhaps I shouldn't be surprised.
Yeah, maybe not surprised.
JJ?! Don't fuck this up for us.
Come on! Did you get sick or was Ford hiding in the waiting to cap you?
What the hell were you doing Hirohito. Let's just chalk this up to the language barrier.
Oxar Wilde......
Hirohito....don't do this.
You're my Hiro. (Haha, get it.)
Micheloxelo. You can pull through.
Rub some dirt on it, Hiro.
God dang it, Hiro. I didn't mean actually rub dirt on it.
Flo, let's just take it easy. You handled worse in Crimea.
Yeah, Flo. You badass bitch.
Dammit, typhoid, cholera. You're like a petri dish over there, Flo.
Nice, let's get going you tough SOB.
Typhoid. Again? Christ.
Flo. Flo. We almost had it all. We were almost there, you bitch.
Well, we made it further than last time....
Oregon Trail with my History Bros Part II
First, randomly selecting five travelers.
Well, that's not too bad.
Let's head out.
The first crossing.
But then....
Why wouldn't we shoot him with the 100 other bullets in our wagon? Teddy, I thought you were a badass.
Well, it can only be expected, what with all the inbreeding...
Another success.
Hey, Tuti, what's up? No cholera? That's good.
Making progress....
Okay, seriously, where is security.
Okay, things are going pretty smoothly....
Mark.....what were you writing too hard?
WHAT?! Marky Mark?! Please, how? You just broke your arm....
Don't do this, Theo.
Really? Mark and then this?!
Oh thank god, Theo.
Gary Oxman....you're my favourite. You can pull through.
Tut! Tut, just suck it up.
GARY OXMAN! I loved you....
Well, another checkpoint.
Theo, jeez, how the heck did you survive your life?
Oh yeah, thanks Sun King, you just had to get cholera.....
Not Annie Oxley.....
Yay, everything's coming up Milhouse.
But.....
Oh no, not again. Theo and Tuti, come on.
THEO!!! TEDDY!!!!! ROOSEVELVET!!!!
Annie Oxley....be with Jesus now, sweet child.
Oh, Tuti. I could kiss you but you might still have cholera germs on you.
Louis, you're an anti-vaxxer? Why don't you tell me about yourself? Why are you so distant, Louis?
Louis! I should've never trusted a French man!
Oh, Tuti Fruiti, you just got better.
Tuti, why? We could've ruled Oregon together.
This is just depressing. Only Liz I and her very bed luck left.
Ok, well let's take a rest.
Great. Liz the Lone Wolf is on her way again.
Well, this isn't so bad now.
On the road again..... it's so great to be on the road again.
Okay, can't blame you, Liz. Let's just take it easy.
Well, I think perhaps you once again showed the men up, ole Bessie.
You always worked better on your own, Liz.
LIZ? WHY? You were doing so well.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Well that was utterly disastrous. Eff you, Mark Twain.
Two survivors of the Battle of Gettysburg at the 50th anniversary reunion, July 1913.
via reddit
History Scrambler
So I found this little thinger majig, History Scrambler http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=historyscrambler
which mixes historical figures with random titles, ie. werewolf, warlord, etc, thus I shall write short imagines inspired by the results when things get slow.
Oregon Trail With my History Bros
First, assembling the team.
Alright, here we go.
Seriously, Napoleon. Already.
Christ Almighty, Napoleon. How?!
Time to cross the first river.
Okay, that wasn't so bad.
...And another crossing.
(Lost the screencap) But we flooded and lost half our shit.
Oh nice, a fort.
But then, Henry starts his shit.
Nice, Hamilton. Why don't you go find someone else to shoot you in the face and solve all out problems.
RIP Vorland. We never knew you, but yeah.
Fast forward.....
How the hell did you conquer Europe with such fragile bones, Napoleon?!
Nice, Henry...
Really?! You just have to be the centre of attention, Henry. And I'm pretty sure you're the douche eating all the food.
Wow, Henry, you gave your measles to Caesar. That's great.
Okay, now is this the same case of dysentery as before or are you just that friggin weak, Napoleon? I expected more than that from you.
Wait, Hamilton again......Please, someone call Burr.
HENRY........Is it that gaping wound in your leg that never healed or is just your fat arse riddled with gout?
BUT, WE MADE IT! Somehow Napoleon survived the trek....
YAY! Next time, Napoleon can stay in Illinois.
The third of the sex wives
The second of the six wives.
The first of the six wives.
(My black pencil kept snapping).
historically accurate depiction of the duel of 1804
Samson Occom
Samson Occom (1723-1793)
-Mohegan Native cleric from New London, Connecticut who was the first Native American to publish his writings in English. -Founded several settlements including the Brothertown Indians; In Brothertown, Occom had managed to unite various tribes under the Christian faith and ensured that the villages received civil charters. -Occom even had white settlers evicted from Brothertown in 1792. -Raised money in England through his sermons at the request of his mentor Eleazor Wheelock; raised 12,000 pounds altogether, 200 of which was donated by George III of England. -Wheelock had promised to use the money to open a school for Native students, however he established Dartmouth College for Englishmen instead. -During his life, Occom attempted to use the Christian faith to save the Native population while facing the liabilities of being a Native. -His ability to unite tribes, despite his missionary zeal, contributed to the survival of various branches of the Mohican, Mohegan, Oneida, and Lenape, making it into the next century.
