Masterpiece

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Me, in autumn: [steps on fallen leaves]

Me: lov the cronch

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Me: Runs around stepping on every single leaf i see

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question for people who know biology.

when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth

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thrussy stays tight

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this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

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I think you mean the best

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Money saving tip: don’t pay your bills!

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Wow can’t believe that i never thought of this

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I broke my arm 3 months ago when i fell off my horse

My horse reared up and then proceeded to buck me off, though we first thought he was having an attitude problem i took him to the vet and found out he has; Colonitis, Several stomach ulcers (One of which is bleeding), and a bone cyst in left hind leg. Hopefully he gets to feeling better soon

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Echosmiths new song is literally everything

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A wildlife show where the host is a nudist that attempts to have sex with wild animals

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def would watch

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Volunteer to do the dishes, and then “accidentally” break every single one; your family/roommate/SO will never ask you to do the dishes again

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this isn't even a shitty idea tbh it sounds brilliant 

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Clean your car by driving it into the nearest lake

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haven't done that before...

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Sue your parents for your bad genes

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I have no excuse…

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sorry not sorry

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which britney are you today?

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somehow I'm all of them

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i dont know what my aesthetic is but im pretty sure it’s exactly this tweet

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My legacy in a meme

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no freinds

I literally only have two friends from the outer net and I'm pretty sure I scared one away today with sardonic humor rip social life...

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Here's a photo of me jumping to conclusions