Why Jesus Doesn't Like...

Things that annoy jesus while he's walking on water

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Sorry about the lack of new jesus posts

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Why Jesus doesn't like the hoverwing.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG UH-19XRW Hoverwing: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:US_Navy_070725-N-5735J-011_Personnel_obser...

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Why Jesus doesn't like ground effect craft.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG A-90 Orlyonok: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:A-90_Orlyonok_in_2008.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like smoke buoys.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Smoke buoy: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Smoke_buoy.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like kitesurfing.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Kitesurfer: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Skieur_aquatique_saut,_Port_de_Plaisance_Ayl...

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Why Jesus doesn't like inaccurate signage.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Road with water sign: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Private_road_to_Whitlingham_Quarry_-_geograp...

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Why Jesus doesn't like midget submarines.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Midget submarines: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Midget_submarines_dry_dock_kure_f06023.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like nativity scenes.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Nativity scene: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Velden_floating_nativity_scene_on_the_surf...

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I will be doing some more Jesus posts soon

but in the meantime, you might like to check out my other blog: pharmacopoeia

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Why Jesus doesn't like old refrigerators.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Refrigerator: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Fish1957_-_Flickr_-_NOAA_Photo_Library.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like houseboats.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Houseboat: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:House_boat_1.JPG

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Why Jesus doesn't like model boats.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Model boats: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:The_lake_at_Woodhill,_Portishead_-_geograph.org.uk...

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Why Jesus doesn't like amphibious vehicles.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG DUKW: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Liverpool_DUKW_Splashdown.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like splashdowns.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Apollo 11 Command Module: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Splashdown_3.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like seasteading.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG Floating town: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:AndrasGyorfi.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like naval battles.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG The Battle of Trafalgar: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Turner,_The_Battle_of_Trafalgar_%281822%29.jpg

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Why Jesus doesn't like bridgelayers.

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Jesus: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sacred_Heart_of_Jesus_Hajdudorog.JPG M60 Bridgelayer: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:M60_AVLB_in_Germany_1985.JPEG