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Hey my name's Yolanda I like Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Friends, How I met Your mother, The Mindy Project, Youtube, Teen Wolf, Dylan O'Brien, Reign, Marvel Agents of Shield, One tree Hill, How to get away with Murder, Sherlock, Maze Runner, Parks and Recreation, That 70s Show, Brooklyn 99, scrubs and Storm (the Elemental series). Australia!!!

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[soshi-byuntae]

Hogwarts Mystery In A Nutshell

Jacob

MC:

Rowan:

Bill:

Ben:

Penny:

Merula:

Barnaby:

Ismelda:

Tulip:

[trainthief]

Can you imagine how fucking wild ladies must have gone for the rejection in pride and prejudice right after it was first published. This guy’s making ten thousand a year and her family is expecting her to find accommodation for herself sooner rather than later and STILL Lizzie is like “no. No. True love only. And also while I’ve got you here please accept my invitation to fuck off.” I would’ve lost my damn gourd, I would’ve gone bonkers. And group chats didn’t exist so you’d just have to hope your friends were as far into the book as you so you could meet at the village green to throw a fucking riot

[noneotherthanthejoker-deactivat]

Finally some good news:

[taylortut]

was he told this by someone or did he just assume the authority to decide that grandmaster lived 

[angstalottle]

Would you correct him?

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[barbedwirebutterfly-deactivated]

This is BULLSHIT, Dwayne Johnson is jacked as fuck and I FULLY FUCKING BELIEVE he is one of the most LOVING MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD

[shit-villagers-say]

I was on board with the first part until I read that and honestly you’re right nobody has more love in their heart than The Rock

[miinseokjin]

you’re forgetting someone

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

[abcscandal-deactivated20250327]

#it was written by a woman!

[weloveb99]

the cause:

the guilt trip: if you’re a TRUE b99 fan you’ll like or reblog this post 😂😂😂  

the goal of the post: rack up as many notes as possible to prove how huge this fandom is, and how much we truly love our show

the ultimate payoff: more more MORE of one of the best shows on TV!!

[grednforgie]

au where JK Rowling leaves Fred Weasley the fuck alone

[eggsaladstain]

you know, when i said i wanted the real world to be more like harry potter i just meant the teleportation and the butterbeer, not the entire plot of book 5 where the government refuses to do anything about a deadly threat so the teenagers have to rise up and fight back

[thetrippytrip]

We should be more pro-active or we’ll see more of such sad fates of honest people.

[fluffmugger]

And the utterly ironic thing is I’ve seen repeated tumblr posts of that iconic photo absolutely slagging the shit out of Peter Norman as “lol white guy so uncomfortable”   “Why the fuck isn’t he supporting them”, etc etc.

[parksandwreckreation]

why would they ever delete this scene

[perhapsarat]

“What’s a Wheezy?”…“The thing Harry Potter will miss most, sir!“ 

[perhapsarat]

i did one for ginny and now finally have done one for ron

this could have been so much longer

[harrypotterconfessions]

-casually brings this back-

[yourfluffiestnightmare]

In CoS when they try to sneak into Myrtle’s bathroom to ask her about her death, McGonagall catches them and Harry makes up the excuse that they wanted to see Hermione in the hospital wing and Minnie doesn’t give them detention and then comes this and since we all know Harry’s dumbest excuse, here’s the official suggestion to rate all of Harry’s excuses on a scale from

to

[rebelmeg]

Harry Potter oscillates from 100% effort to coasting on a wave of apathy.

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[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

[hewhoplayswithfire]

It took me a moment to realize that you weren’t suggesting that Syndrome is actually Jack-Jack from the future or some shit

[notspecialjustcrazy]

[ruinedchildhood]

theycallmethemoose:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

I am sorry for the non-book related post but its been 10 minutes and I am still laughing.

This is what Bella’s reaction should have been.

[tami-taylors-hair]

These Florida kids are not fucking around. 

[wolfnanaki]

The kids’ response to the shooting has been something truly incredible.

Normally, it’s always been very young children and it’s only their parents that can speak about it. The narrative gets controlled, the conspiracy theorists talk about how it’s all an act, so much bullshit.

But these are kids who are active on social media, incredibly close to voting age, and they’re demanding their voices are heard. Every single thing that downplays, dismisses or conspiracies the shooting has been subverted by their efforts, and they’re not letting adults who’ve never lived what they lived through control the narrative.

“It was a conspiracy!” “No, we have video evidence of it happening.” “Shouldn’t you be calling 911 instead of making videos?” “We called 911 so many times they told us to stop.” “But he was a troubled child!” “We were ALL troubled, that’s no excuse.” And it just goes on like this.

Honestly, I’m so proud of my fellow Floridians.

[systlin]

I said to my husband the other day that “This one feels different”, referring to this precisely. 

The whole energy around it feels different. These kids are not having this bullshit, and while they should not have to stand their ground and fight this battle, goddamn it they are going to. If the adults won’t, then goddamn it these kids will draw a fucking line and say ‘no, no more, this is bullshit’. 

I don’t know what it means, or how it will play out long term. But there’s a sense around this whole tragedy that this one is different, and I hope, maybe, that means some actual change will come. 

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE