Zoinks Scoob

Welcome everyone.

[whyrish]

Was Kalicia THE ship when the good wife was originally airing or do people have poor taste. This is peak.

[whyrish]

I’m on season 2 of the good wife and why is the divorce lawyer one of my favorite characters? His only ambition is being left the hell alone and is the only one to lock in to support Alicia when she separates from Peter and I respect it.

[whyrish]

Read a fix it fic where Cas is like “I didn’t want to assume how you felt about me” and Dean is like “I literally ripped a hole in the fabric of reality because I couldn’t handle the idea of you being gone I think you can make some logical leaps” and it’s so fucking in character I love them.

[average-acorn]

I looooove fiction podcasts it's like a tv show made by indipendent creatives and you get to decide when and how much the characters are touching each other's faces

[whyrish]

The answer in the Magnus archives is constantly

[whyrish]

I’ve known Madge for five seconds but I’ve decided we are to be wed

[whyrish]

Started Fawx & Stallion

“‘Fuck that guy’—that quote is from me.”

10/10 no notes

[cherrywhite]

every single time (template from @mhuyo)

[whyrish]

Robbed of their friendship. I just know Melanie would be besties with Martin and use it and the fact that she’s dating his ex to get on Jon’s nerves constantly.

[whyrish]

IKTR

[whyrish]

“New romance is hard. Armageddon makes it harder.” Why is Martin so unintentionally funny.

[archivalhaven]

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

[whyrish]

Martin: I can excuse murder but I draw the line at having not seen Kill Bill

[whyrish]

Helen sulking back to her tunnels after every interaction and sadly putting away the bff bracelets she made for her and Jon for the fifth time.

[whyrish]

Season 5 opening is evil wtf

[whyrish]

Can’t believe the big evil plan relied on Martin and Jon having a little crush on each other. Amazing.

[whyrish]

Jon, who thought his worst fear was being observed realizing his worst fear is losing Martin: “Look at me and tell me what you see.”

Martin who thought he was completely alone: “I see… I see you.”

Somebody sedate me

[chasing-crows]

ok but why is Martin convinced that everybody tryna steal his girl.

Like buddy. Your girl is an evil eldritch fear entity in the form of a 5 foot negative three skinny depressed snooty rat man with no ass and undiagnosed autism who hasn’t showered in a month, is probably a closeted theatre kid, and is a total bitch to everyone he knows including you. I promise you you’re not in danger.