The Journal of an Oldest Child

21 🪐 There’s a lot in rotation but mostly: Percy Jackson, Merlin, Zelda, Spy x Family, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood😌 (I made my header)

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Playing Tears of the Kingdom but I keep thinking I have Mipha’s Grace so I just yeet myself off cliffs thinking “this’ll do the trick!”

It will, in fact, not do the trick.

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Zelda: Link! Do you … remember me?

Link: [skipped the memories, terrorized all the pots in the valley, and fought Ganon with a soup ladle]

Link: Sí Señora 😎😎

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The Seven go to the aquarium on a day off:

Thousands of fish follow Percy around. At one point, a tiny little clownfish starts following Leo instead.

Leo: aw, I think this guy likes me!

Percy: That one has bad vision. He thinks you’re me.

Leo: :(

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Percy: dude, you know what I could go for right now?

Annabeth: did you just call me dude?

Percy: a chicken sandwich sounds hella good rn

Annabeth: dudeeeeeee