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◇she/her◇ I do PJO/HoO/ToA Incorrect Quotes Please don't get offended by any of my jokes. Also, I like using different fonts. None of these Incorrect Quotes are mine.

[silima]

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[kazucee]

Solangelo as cute texts (⁠/⁠･⁠ω⁠･⁠(⁠-⁠ω⁠-⁠)

Part 2.

[chwengie]

A little PJO x GOT AU from a while back where we have a Nico Stark, Percy Velaryon and Jason Baratheon and their little adventures through Westeros

[whythecookieisblue]

Percy: That's it, we're gonna go out and find what we need!

Piper: To the city?

Percy: Yeah, no matter what!

Jason: Well- How exactly do you propose we do that, exactly?

Percy: I. . . I don't know!

Nico: Oh come off it, be serious!

Percy: I am serious!

Nico: You're insane!

Leo: Why, if only we were all wiener dogs, our problems would be solved!

Everyone:

Percy: What??

Leo: Or maybe it was a basset hound! Frank, you know how to shapeshift! Help us do it!

Frank: That's not how it—

Nico, panicked: YOU'RE ALL INSANE!

[whythecookieisblue]

Annabeth: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Percy: Okay, but in my defense, Grover bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Annabeth: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

[sodamnbored]

Visiting Camp Jupiter

Percy, happily: Jason! I missed you! *gives him a big kiss*

Jason, stunned: What the hell was that?

Percy, innocently: What? It’s how Greek men say hello.

Nico, kissing him next: It’s been too long buddy!

Jason, very confused: What is happening?

Nico, amused: It’s an Italian thing.

Leo, planting one on him: Hey bestie!

Jason, dubiously: What’s your excuse?

Leo beaming, shrugging: When in Rome.

[mistarover]

what pjo characters would play if you gave them the aux (and if they would even get the aux at all):

percy- a bunch of twerking songs. give him the aux immediately

annabeth- okay i know y'all think she dead but i know her music taste gonna be LIT ASF everyone gonna buss it down. she gettin the aux

frank- he only gettin the aux if everyone feelin depressed because you know this boy listen to adele and sam smith on REPEAT

hazel- r&b, soul, all that good stuff. she always gets the aux

piper- kpop. but like good kpop so she gets the aux sometimes

nico- bunch of grunge and rock music. he gets the aux when everyone wants to mosh

leo- his music taste RUBBISH do not give this mf the aux now or ever 😭 it's a bunch of bad pop music and tons of pitbull

jason- same as leo but somehow worse. they've permanently banned him from the aux cord for the rest of eternity

[artsicfox]

Percy: "WOAH Nico how were you able to convince your dad to help save Olympus?!"

Nico: ",,, it's a long story"

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the boy 🤞🤞🤞

[whythecookieisblue]

*the demigods at the beach*

Percy: *takes off shirt*

Jason: Bro. You've got great abs bro.

Percy: Really, bro?

Jason: Totally, bro!

Percy: Thanks, bro!

Jason: No problem, bro!

Percy and Jason: *chest bump*

Piper and Annabeth: ...

Thalia: It’s never to late to join the Hunt.

[literateish]

the uk government is trying to scrap the human rights act.

i’ve not seen a lot in the media about this so i’m going to do my best to put this into words and explain what will happen if the government is successful in replacing the human rights act with the bill of rights (aka the rights removal bill).

this will mean that in the uk:

you won’t be allowed to say anything negative about the government

if you are disabled or chronically ill, you won’t be allowed to say no to being given a DNR in hospital

you won’t be allowed to bring ‘trivial’ human rights violations to court

public authorities (the police) won’t have to actively protect people’s human rights

the uk military will be allowed to basically do whatever they want overseas

if you ever commit a crime, they can disregard your human rights

the government will not be obligated to obey human rights

if you are from the uk PLEASE sign this petition, and also to everyone else, please please please share this.

[whythecookieisblue]

[whythecookieisblue]

Hazel: how long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Annabeth: I think-

Percy: seventy-two

Annabeth: how do you know?

Percy: there's a clown behind you.

[aquarius-owl]

congratulations to walker, leah and aryan, our pjo golden trio! 🌊🦉🍃

[thaliasthunder]

imagine how flattered apollo felt after humans named his expedition ship to the moon Apollo 11? and artemis being a little envious about it

artemis: why tf did they name it after you if its suppose to go to the MOON. u're the SUN GOD

apollo wiggling his eyebrows: someone's jealous i see

artemis:

artemis: *draws her bow*

apollo: NO WAIT-

[demigodgooglesearches]

SO I MADE A BUNCH OF MEMES ABOUT WALKER HAVING A BOWL CUT AND HE SAW WHAT INPOSTED ON IG