I am cringe but I am free

"We are all in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars"

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[livethrushit]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[pocketphoenix]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

[luimnigh]

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

[catchymemes]

[casioaty]

cam I was loyal to throughout middle school & high school (:-3)

[snazzymax]

[chelle-the-evil-queen-deactivat]

so

um

do we call an electrician?

or a plumber?

[revivivivify]

[fuchsianreactor]

(to the tune of mary had a little lamb): mary had a little lamb

[tall]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

[bleedthebeat]

don’t worry about it

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[catchymemes]

[aropride]

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

[bladespark]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[atwotonedbird]

This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.

[nocturnaltigerrevelation]

>have problem

>recognize it as part of my divine punishment

>no problem

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy