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@wickedbitchofthe-north
Please reblog if you are a girl and have ever been made to feel ashamed of one or more of these things (wanting to prove a point to some asshole):
-your weight
-your clothing choice
-your amount of make up
-having sex
-not having sex
-breast size
-having your period
-saying no
-not appreciating catcalls
-masturbating
-body hair
hey so uhhh here’s an important update on what’s apparently happening at the border, especially with the use of the old japanese internment camps
all i can say is i’m sickened by this mess, by the atrocities committed against innocent people. and now there will be no surveillance. no one will be able to see what happens to these people. the UN, the media, and any other human rights organizations cannot get into these facilities, either, in order to stop what’s happening. by the way, coast guard members were apparently aiding in this process as well. so now it’s only a matter of time before it becomes a military movement.
no one gets in. no one gets out.
so when are we going to call this what it is? it’s fascism. it’s genocide. and if we don’t stop it now, it’s going to be disastrous.
contact your senators, your representatives, anyone that’s in office that can get off their lazy ass and do something.
can y’all please reblog this i’m begging
By Jan and Odee
I would sell my soul to Hades for Kassandra
Ark. Written by Ehud Lavski. Art by Yael Nathan. If you like it, please share.
Contact: [email protected]
Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month
this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life
You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.
DO A BARREL ROLL
#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??
Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???
… guys
….. Are the sex scenes in My Immortal better than this? “HE PUT HIS THINGY IN MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT AND WE HAD SEX.”
… I mean. Comparatively…
Like, in My Immortal, it’s at least implied he knows where he’s supposed to put it. It’s very simplistic, Ikea-style sex (insert tab A into slot B) but that’s better than this vague, useless composition of random, nonsensical placement and movement of body parts. So yes, the sex in My Immortal is, in this sense, better.
@goddessemily was it this post?
put this in the MOMA
put this in the MOMA
D:BH as John Mulaney Gifs
Why not put almost every character in gif form as the most relatable comedian, John Mulaney??
I was bored I apologize but not really. This took forever ngl but it was worth it.
Connor -
Hank -
Gavin -
Markus -
Carl -
Captain Allen -
North -
Josh -
Simon -
Kara -
Luther -
Alice -
Ralph -
Kamski -
Daniel -
RK900 -
Amanda -
Anonymous asked:
You want a “cute” one, right?.. I really love ones where Sans and Pap laugh together. It feels so warm and genuine. Maybe there is a pun coming from Sans and Papyrus can’t actually hide the fact that he really likes it. That’d be adorable!
I hope you enjoy this, anon!
April 25, 2016
Which “Assassin’s Creed” NPC are you?
The girl Arno rejects dancing with at Élise’s party in Versailles
The guy who says, “He must be late … and she must be beautiful,” whenever Ezio parkours
Beggar woman chasing after Altaïr
The Spanish sailor who speaks “a little bit” of English whom Benjamin Hornigold threatens
The guy who runs away when Connor asks if he’s Ben Church’s man
The kid who steals Jacob’s money first thing after he arrives in London
Desmond the corgi
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Im about to go bankrupt
I am desperate for help. If you can help me heres my ko-fi http://ko-fi.com/birtamalin
I went in the beginning of october out to London to be an Au Pair. I made a mistake. This family was horrible, abusive and left me in the dirt after two weeks. I went home in debt with my bank and with no job. If i dont pay these bills then ill have to declare bankruptcy at the age of 19...because of a small mistake.
Im looking for a job but no place is hiring and even if i get one that doesnt mean that ill be able to pay the bills. Im also trying to sell my computer. Im desperate. Please help me
What’s sex
some naked bullshit
Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.
Aces representttttttt!!! You are valid and you are queer and you can ALSO identify as bi or lesbian or gay or trans or aro or pan or whatever else you do. You are loved <3
