WE DON'T FIGHT FAIR

mal bertha

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

send my muse a mood, and I’ll describe how my muse deals with it.

[wickedintent]

hi, it’s been a while. like this for a starter of indeterminate length that is probably post D2?

[evilveined]

                       “ All we need is somebody to lean on.“

@wickedintent​ 

* personals please don’t reblog.

[unfortunatesun]

[moderndaywarriorsawyer]

The Money Tubbs only comes around every 5628 seconds. Reblog the Money Tubbs and you’ll find money!

[modelinterrupted]

Bitttchhh the last time I reblogged some bullshit like this I booked a 2k 30minute shoot lmao

[wholehearteds-deactivated201805]

  ——  DAYDREAM  QUEEN  HEADED  TO  HEAVEN          winnie darling. daughter of wendy darling. descendants oc  ft  on wholehearteds &  penned  by  lambda.

[wickedintent]

things i’ve said to someone at some point in time meme pt 1/??

❛ DID YOU GET EXPELLED? ❜ ❛ I have so many questions and all of them are "why." ❜ ❛ I am FINALLY going to decisively use these stickers. ❜ ❛ You are NOT summoning the devil to this house! ❜ ❛ why did you have to ruin this. ❜ ❛ i'm gonna pretend that this did not happen. ❜ ❛ i am not surprised at all. ❜ ❛ yeah, fuck that guy. ❜ ❛ ... and all i can think of is "fUCK this bitch" ❜ ❛ squash is great okay. jesus said so. ❜ ❛ wHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO COME INTO MY HOUSE AND DRAG ME LIKE THAT. ❜ ❛ you cannot honestly be this excited about jam. ❜ ❛ when they're smaller, i hate them more. ❜ ❛ no, i'm gonna fucking fly. ❜ ❛ i've got a new brother, his name is hipster friend. ❜ ❛ like, i knew your hair was long but its so much longer than i thought. ❜ ❛ YOU DON'T TAKE THE CANDY FROM THE MAN WITH A VAN. SOMETIMES THE VAN IS A PLANE. ❜ ❛ I FORGOT MY COMPUTER WAS SET TO OBAMA. ❜ ❛ HAVE YOU BEEN TO MY FOREST OF SONS? ❜ ❛ PANTS AND CHEETOS ACQUIRED. ❜ ❛ i don't like them and they keep HUGGING ME. ❜ ❛ true friendship is when someone offers to lick your dry contacts for you. ❜ ❛ boy, lemme tell you a thing about how the sun works. ❜ ❛ i dont do well with competition. ❜ ❛ ALSO MURDER HIM. i won't stop you. ❜ ❛ let me fight him. ❜ ❛ hi. i was told that i'm not a real person. ❜ ❛ if you think i won't hide under that table, you are wrong. ❜ ❛ i can't be part of this conversation anymore. my mum says i gotta go home. ❜ ❛ you literally look like you have anime character eyes. ❜ ❛ it is imperative that you tell your mum i said hi. ❜ ❛ i don't want to talk to you, i wanna talk to your dog. ❜

[debilitatehim-deactivated202603]

Um ok this is such an honor I do not deserve all of you ?? I never expected to reach this goal when I made this account ?? I made this blog a month ago and here we all are 500+ followers later and more ooc posts than ic posts but you stuck with me and. could not be more grateful !!

READY HERE WE COME, WE ALWAYS GET OUR WAY

@fairywands  // @eviltaught  // @auradoned // @devilruin // @mistressmxleficent // @glowtheft // @magicgodmother // @crownedbenevolence // @ullielwrites // @inherited-vanity // @nextcaptain // @grmhildes // @baywindowed // @soitos

ITS A PIRATES LIFE EVERY SINGLE DAY

@jadedsight // @lostiisms // @hopestolen // @wickedintent // @hartsprung // @furaised // @feelheroic // @herbounty // @lumiedeux // @nightshadelaced // @tiiinkerbel // @dragcnfaerie // @debete // @monsieurgil // @12thson // @puploviings // @rubiedheart // @13thsonofatraitor // @auradoncaptain 

I’m tired so I know I’m missing people but I love each and everyone of you, thanks for putting up with my nonsense !

[wickedintent]

001.

mal bakes.

sometimes, it's the only thing that makes sense. everything is exact, everything is precise. she's not as good as evie is with science but food? she understands how to make a mean double chocolate chip cookie (sans love potion, of course) at the very least.

often, mal will sneak down to the kitchen and stress bake. she'll try new recipes just to get her mind of things.

[descendantsource]

Sofia Carson and Dove Cameron photographed by Hudson Taylor for Seventeen Mexico.

[junglcd-deactivated20181013]

I ??? have no words ??? I’ve had this blog for little over a 2 WEEKS and there’s already 200+ of you amazing ppl !!! i’m gon be really sappy a start off by saying a HUMONGOUS THANK YOU to everyone who followed this trash bucket of a blog. kala was a spur of the moment thing and has taken over my life !!

THE JUNGLE VIPS

@mirrorcharmed / @heavenslcst / @wiickedmagic, @butsomethingmissing / @nightshadelaced / @sorceryveined, @cnebadnight, @magicgodmother / @charmantsourire, @chantillystained, @ashesfade, @eviltaught, @fairieds, @gcttabelieve / @jvnglefear, @ncvcrlctgo, @ofbrontide, @partdivine, @teaveined, @undeadmd, @beautyfiirst, @voodootaught, @rcttenjudgement, @asortofsensation, @mistressmxleficent, @thcirlegacies, @complexitiies, @wickedintent, @mutedmascot, @aquaheir, @boycrowned, @atlantisbcrn, @auradoned, @deathlacedhearts, @partdivine + SO MANY MORE OF YOU <3 <3

[remcinedpure-blog]

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[wickedintent]

@phillipofauradon   ⦙  continued from ☁︎

The prince did scan his eyes to the figure standing before him, noticing the soft green eyes get his attention taking hold of her hand he placed a kiss on top of her palm. “Pleasure to meet you Mal, and a portrait of me? that won’t happen but I do have some experience in painting that he asked me to do a portrait of you.” Clearing his throat it would be an awkward situation meeting Mal, how did Ben land a girl like her? certainly everything has changed since his return, retrieving his blank canvas and pencil “Please sit, get comfortable and I wont take no for an answer.”

She fought the urge to rip her hand away; it wasn't proper manners but the formality and kissing of her skin was still an uncomfortable practice. Her eyebrows arched in surprise at his choice of words, green eyes narrowing slightly as a laugh escaped her lips.

"Well, you're going to have to," she said just a little too brightly to be genuine. "Because it's my homework. Pick a comfortable pose." Mal paused, then added on, "Please."

[wickedintent]

Getting to know you Questions for the Mun!

🎂- When's your birthday?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦- What's your family like?

🐶- Favorite animal?

🔶- Favorite color(s)?

🎥- Favorite movie?

📺- Favorite TV show?

🎞- Favorite cartoon/anime?

🍔- Favorite food?

🍦- Favorite ice cream flavor?

🍭- Favorite candy?

🍸- Do you drink?

👣- What do you like to do in your spare time?

⚽️- Do you like any sports?

🎮- Favorite video game(s)?

⛪️- Are you religious?

⌛️- Last thing you did before logging in?

🎈- Share a childhood memory!

🛍- What was the last purchase you made for?

💸- If you had a billion dollars and could only spend it, what would you buy first?

🖌- Are you artsy?

❤️- How would you describe yourself?

💛- How do other people describe you?

⭕️- Favorite Pokemon?

💠- what is the Most expensive thing you own?

⚜- What is the most precious thing you own?

🐻- Do you have any stuffed animals?

🐝- Favorite season?

🐋- share a Weird/funny story?

[crownedivy-blog]

watch the  QUEEN  conquer.

[raelynnnix]

still wanted greenhaired mal…

[nxstylilboy]

                   "Moм Uѕed тo Cαll Me Crυel…                                                        Iroɴιc, Rιɢнт?“

                                            ··indie descendants oc; son of maleficent··                                                               ··penned by halley··

                                                    (image credit ~ @bonnylassed)

[wickedintent]

mains call!

because everyone else is doing it and i would like to be a cool kid like them

requirement: we must have interacted before (written/are writing a thread together, talked ooc) at least twice

why be mains with me? / what does that even mean, ivy wtf

well it means i will :

a) come to u first for thread ideas and scream in them DMs about headcanons

b) tag u in things bc we’re friends and mains

c) probably make u random things like aesthetics / promos / instas / etc

d) yell about how gr8 u r

aight but how about a plot that’s like “i met a boy that’s super rich so i’m gonna start dating him just so he can buy me nice things. im gonna play with his heart and flirt with his rich friends behind his back. whoops he’s actually nice and he really likes me. i might like him back.  what do you mean you found out i was just using you for your money?? come back i think i feel in love with you”

[mumuphe]

cthofrps:

aight but how about a plot that’s like “i met a boy that’s super rich so i’m gonna start dating him just so he can buy me nice things. im gonna play with his heart and flirt with his rich friends behind his back. whoops he’s actually nice and he really likes me. i might like him back.  what do you mean you found out i was just using you for your money?? come back i think i feel in love with you”