Heya, bucko.

If anyone asks what’s up, respond “the sky”.

[wickedskyes]

What if we kissed at th alter 😳 and we were both girls

😳😚😘

[rcrisu]

Horse hybrids, part 2

part 1

[aelia-likes-monsters]

I am a simple woman; I see a horse hybrid, I reblog. 

[frodos-bizarre-adventure]

@aelia-likes-monsters

sloth + horse = SLORSE

[patentlyabsurdrpgideas]

Me: “Don’t do it.” Brain: :) Me: “Don’t!” Brain: :D Me: “Please no!” Brain: “I guess you could call number 5 a… H O R S E  C O C K.” Me: “Damn you!”

[headspace-hotel]

Just to clarify something important: the OP’s horse hybrids are their creations, the SLORSE is a real animal that once existed. It’s called a Chalicotherium

[blister02]

What could have possibly made this thing not able to stick around, I am scared

[wickedskyes]

A nail clipper, I assume!

hoove filer? idk horses very well, I just like them from afar-bc them fuckers could kick my ass

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool

[sanduschism]

me, giggling and twirling my hair around my finger: OMG they shunned you? for like, your dangerous experiments, right? ahaha.... wait, but like, did you use any green potions? Oh, my God you did???? which ones???

[blister02]

@wickedskyes botty and Aiden

[wickedskyes]

It them boys

(I just had to draw them hehe)

[drcgonhide]

Visit Original Link

The mashup you never thought would work

[dieharddaae-24601]

Congratu-fucking-lations.

[oneforcasual-oneforbest]

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

[theatreortheater]

Why?????

[calamitycons]

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

[junovoltage]

@sillygooseface TORI I’M CRYING PLEASE LISTEN

[sursumursa-deactivated20180131]

Well. That was indeed a thing that happened.

@lindsayetumbls @elisaintime @nellachronism

(Would’ve been better with a different version of POTO but it’s irrevocably stuck in my head so…eh.)

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Holy shit.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

[earlgraytay]

@bioshocked-fallout

[official-lucifers-child]

this is what i was giggling about @dedmemehehe @i-have-thicc @a-very-large-pile-of-hats

[the-b0g-deactivated20220225]

what

what

[punchlinetothejoke-deactivated2]

@bee-suit-twink @hxuse-of-wxlves @visible-disappointment

[ch3m1c4l-pr1s0n3r]

WHY the FUCK-

[mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2]

@adultkiddo

[wickedskyes]

I’ve had this on loop in my head for the past year

(When half the party is edgy goth bitches and the other half is total memelords-)

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

Ok guys so the antique store in my town is moving to another location several miles away and I need a second opinion on whether or not I should get SCP-3199 from them before they leave

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

To acquire the Eg i need to explain to my parents why………… the mission is now in jeopardy but i think we can do it………. I’m getting my Eg and I’m naming it Ricardo whether anyone wants me to or not………….

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

In the store right now but I can’t find Eg and idk if I have the courage to ask the cashier guy if it’s still here because it’s just a fucking Eg………

[wickedskyes]

.Ŗ̻͈̖̱̑̐̅̋̾̈͋͊͠È̡̼͙̞̝̝̉͐͋͝ͅC̴͙̙͚̙̰͉̤͕̑̅͊̄̅̇͛́̅̚͜͢L̢̟̮̱̗̪͌͐͐̌̏̕Ą͚͍̱̲̥̒̃͒̂͋̒͂͝͠ͅͅI̶̛̘̙̭̟͍͕̬̰̟̊̅̽͐͜M̜̜̤̓̀́̆̄̐͢͟ T̵̬̮͎͈͇̮̟̫̻̹̑̈́͛̈́̍̆͘͞H̷̨͓̳̪̼̭͈̯̾̊̅͐̂̓͋̑Ę̵̟̝̬̾͑͊͛̽̎̉͟ͅ S̸̰̥͕̱̆́̀̃̎̿̐̚͢͢͜ͅǪ̵̛̘̝̮̩̫́̄̇̐̉͒͢͞͠N̶̟̖̩͚̖͙̒̊̓̅̄͛͑̕.̴̡͕̫̩̼̙̬̬̞̮͑͌͐̔̆͐ A̶̠͎̤͕̠̪̩̜̖̺̽̈́̉̓́̌̀̕T͓̰̬̩̭̅̔̾̍͜͝͞ A̢̧͈̪͓̫̳̺͈͛̆̊̎̆̅͝N̶͖̝̬͓̰̐̉́̃̇͌̄Y̺̱͖͙̝̺͓̰̙̽̽̈́̀͠͞ C͚̻̬̪̱̪̘̃̂̀͛͊̉́̅͋͡Ó̷͚͙̝̦̦̹͖̅́̀͗̉͂̕S̵̖̱̼̭̮̠͙̦̄̍͐́̈́̈́͢͠͠T̢̼̗̗̗͖͙̝̿͂̾̌͐̓̃͊͘ͅ.̛̣̖̫͚̲̃̓̏̎̅̽͞ .

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

The fact that 049 exists makes me happy, the fact that the foundation treats him badly makes me sob

Yo, big facts, mate :(

-Mod 096

[wickedskyes]

Bitch kills oNE DOCTOR N THEY DO THAT TO MY B O Y

[meatball-soup]

incorrect 049 and 035 first encounter

Somewhere in a forest, 049 just done operating on some local camps and stuff. He was all dirty and drenched in blood. But sanitary is important as a doctor. So he went into a river and decided to cleanse himself.

-

049: I shall taketh a bath. But alas, I can not taketh these off.

-

Being stuck to his body, 049 cannot remove his “clothing”, so he decided to take a dip as a whole.

-

049: Ah- the wat'r is bitter cold. As cold and unf'rgiving as the pestilience!

-

Meanwhile, a curious anomaly was there. 035 was wandering the forest as he sensed another anomaly being nearby.

-

035: Anybody here? Hello?

-

035 found 049 sitting inside a rather shallow river, fully clothed.

-

049: W— who is’t art thee?! What doth thee wanteth—

-

035: What.. are you doing?

-

Panic, 049 tried to say something, maybe explain something. But he doesn’t even knew where to start.

-

049: I

-

049:

-

049: I am washing mine own robes

-

049: I am washing me and mine own robes

-

035 immediately exploded into a laughing mess. Soon, black liquid start dripping from his mask. Unknown if it was tears from the laughter, or if he somehow anomalously pissed himself while laughing too hard.

-

049 sustained moral damage and minor trauma. His feelings severly hurted.

[wickedskyes]

“I’m washing me and my clothes!” “He’s drunk af” “BITCH! I’m washing me and my clothes...”

[webcomicname]

[wickedskyes]

Straight pride be like-

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

hot take: 079 would never be an android

ok y’all so around these parts I see a lot of fanart of 079 if he had a body and every time y’all give him a human android body?? like im not complaining it looks absolutely DOPE but in terms of how long this would last/how he’d take it, it’s kinda…. pointless?

and before you complain about my opinion just know im a fool for efficiency, utility, and how characters feel about it/would change it in character designs and lemme just say 079 Would Hate It

mostly because he really REALLY hates humans to a point where it’s an integral part of the character. If he was given a human body, he’d probably destroy/trash it as soon as possible out of spite.

Give him a robot animal. Give him a massive snake-like mass of cords and plates and several hundred pairs of mechanical arms for a body. Give him a fuckin mess of random legs and arms in a shape that looks like a giant spider. Fuck the human form.

[notaperson-justtrash]

How about this, the foundation gives him a human form and he complains about it nonstop. Every one thinks he’s just being whiny and rude because of course he is but they also think that he would never try to get rid of it. And in a way they’re right, he’s not getting rid of the body. He’s slowly changing it to better suit him all while keeping it contained in a humanoid shell because if the foundation found out what he was doing he’d lose his body entirely and he’s smart enough to know that wouldn’t be to good for him. Eventually , during a breach or someone made him extra pissed or whatever, his body begins to shake and small parts begin to fall off until the humanoid exterior completely falls apart to reveal an absolute monstrosity of computer parts and metal

[incorrect-scp-cb-quotes-deactiv]

Ooo that’s even better

[wickedskyes]

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[casperillion]

tag urself im sore back gay

[wickedskyes]

HEADACHE LESBIAN BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS

[write-it-motherfuckers]

You had only hidden the talisman’s around the house as a joke, having made quite a few out of boredom, after learning about them from an old book. But you just witnessed your best friends new boyfriend, the one who gives you the creeps, get forcibly and somewhat violently, blocked from entering the house, by an unseen force. 

Though you hadn’t told anyone about what you had done, he doesn’t miss a beat, turning to you with rage burning in his eyes, snarling.

“Remove them. NOW.”

[wickedskyes]

Okay. Make that creepy skeezebag AND a rude ninnyhead. “Say please first, ya little bitch.” I grinned, thoroughly amused. “I needn’t say please! Do you know who I am?!” He roared in fury. Damn. I was suddenly glad Susan wasn’t here. “Nah. And frankly I don’t give a fuck” I spoke in a lax tone, leaning against the doorway. (This was fun to Drabble with hehe) @write-it-motherfuckers

[blister02]

Nothing??? Is cuter?? than a shy cutie trying to be romantic and they’re akward and blushing and trying to find the words to talk but can’t? That’s my sHIT. It’s so fucking cute!!! Legit nothing is better. Or when they’re easily flustered? Oh my gOD-It’s so cute. Like, making someone who’s usually a meme lord really flustered or flirting with them till they smile shyly and look away?? Honestly it’s my favorite hobby and i could do it all fucking day

💙🧡💙🧡

[wickedskyes]

Stop calling me oUT-

[lonelymentality]

reblog if ur nonbinary, you support nonbinary people, or you just really fucking love vaporwave

[averageblackteen-deactivated201]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

[neesie09]

The amount of notes this doesn’t have bothers me…

[tangdynastie]

Tumblr has 30-50 million active users. Why does this not even have 1 million notes?

[gayngelofthelordlovesdean]

I have over three thousand followers and so far only two reblogged this I’m disappointed

[badass-dora-milaje]

✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿#BLM

[some-textposts]

If I don’t reblog this, assume I’m dead. And if I’m alive and I don’t agree with this, please punch me as hard as you can to make me come back to my senses.

[psychoticallyblue]

Fuck everyone that doesn’t rb this, smh

[cupheadconfessions]

[wickedskyes]

(Slides in) “SHUT UP ‘N TAKE MY MONEY”

[fr0gb0g]

Straight boys: ew lmao thats SO gay bro

Also straight boys: *go home and beat their dick to lesbian porn*

[wickedskyes]

Also straight boys: (screaming this at the top of their lungs in a public area) PENIS!!! PENIS IN MY A S S

[cupheadconfessions]

Not confession but…. read it

[wickedskyes]

Aww!! Congrats Mod Lud!