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Call me Em | Aroace who uses all pronouns because why not | art account @eeks-cursed-art

[rainy-daze1]

is this anything

[athenaspetsnek]

@ominous-signs do these count?

[ominous-signs]

damn...

[redlobter]

Episode 152, A Gravedigger's Envy. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM RETURN TO THE EARTH. RETURN. MUD. BECOME MUD. RECIND THE SPARK OF CREATION. DEVOLVE INTO THE DARKNESS. FORGET. REVERSE.

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[bigbigbigtruck]

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[ch-1-mera]

BOOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNGGGG

[questionablyfictional]

Drinking a strawberry milkshake THEN getting crushed by a boulder...

[ch-1-mera]

and then coughing up viscous black goo?

[questionablyfictional]

And then coughing up viscous black goo.

[totallynotgayforyou]

[billymayslesbian]

the thing about those ooc "woooooooow this show is so deep" quotes from bojack horseman is that they strip away the absurdity of the scenario in a way that makes it come off like weird therapy-speak when like 99% of the time the joke is someone suddenly saying something super eloquent and serious in the middle of some crazy shit.

like everyone quotes the "sometimes i think i was born with a leak, and all the goodness i was born with slowly dripped out" line but no one mentions that he says it to vincent adultman, a character who no one notices is clearly three children stacked on top of each other in a trench coat. who then says "dont be sad, nice horsey!" and pets him with his broom/hand

[pupperish]

I love this type of post so much

[meanest-big-lassie-out-city]

MY FAVOURITE:

[drmanahan]

[mjwatson]

bucky has a disability??

he doesn’t have an arm.

[sailing-ever-west-deactivated20]

happy almost ten years to my all-time favorite disability post on this braincell forsaken website

[madderhatter]

[acekoral]

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

[anxiousleftist]

How it feels to be queer & disabled:

[anxiousleftist]

Happy anniversary to this post 💕🌈♿️

[candycoatedrox]

getting characters into world-endingly intense codependent queerplatonic relationships is literally what life is all about. it is literally what we were put here on this earth to do

[fabulousestestest]

martin: hi, i'm martin blackwood! i love poetry, animals, tea, and i care about the environment :)

alexander j. newall: yeah i'd fuck the bone turner. i'd climb him like a tree. put that smokin' slab of meat in a mankini, i fucking dare you

[lakevida]

was waiting for the elevator in the middle of taking out all the trash and a resident came out of her apartment like OH GOOD! maybe i can show you this weird bug that was in my BEDROOM! so i follow her and she gets out a magnifying glass and shows me a dead pillbug on a napkin. im like thats incredible ma'am thank you for letting me use the magnifying glass. she says "i told my creepy kids about the bug and they didn't even call me!" and this sentence is tunneling into my brain so bad theres a physical pressure

[romanceyourdemons]

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

[unyieldingsilence]

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[cheddar-baby]

[theragamuffininitiative]

tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."