fuck it, the arcana M6 stoner headcanons:
Asra
one of the two actual stoners here and by far the most prolific, can and will smoke anything, at any time, and yes it’s gotten him into trouble before
actually knows so much about cannabis and terpenes and shit but still mostly chooses strains based on how funny the name is
weed naps galore
discovered the unlikely flavor combo of Nutella and fruity pebbles one time while he was fucked up and is now genuinely obsessed with it, won’t stop bugging you to try it
Nadia
only smokes in the privacy of her own room after making it Extremely Clear to everyone that she will Not Be Disturbed for the rest of the night
usually will have a glass of wine with her blunt bc classy
has the cleanest and daintiest glass you’ve ever seen, makes you worried that looking at it wrong will shatter the whole piece
obviously smokes the highest-end kush available, personally knows the grower, can tell you exactly which part of the plant each bud was harvested from
Julian
is NOT allowed to have sativas
seriously he gets so paranoid and spastic you wouldn’t even trust him with hybrids, it’s indica or it’s nothing
tells you not to smoke because it’s bad for you as he’s visibly blitzed and starting his third bowl (he Will keep going until you stop him)
honestly prefers edibles but that’s not as aesthetic (nor as horny as shotgunning hits to each other)
Muriel
never smokes alone, only ever with you and/or asra (otherwise he’d end up too in his feelings)
doesn’t smoke regularly enough to have any kind of tolerance so it knocks him on his ass every time
gets so cuddly and touchy when he’s high, can’t get over how soft innana’s fur is, then denies said cuddliness once he’s sober
also prefers edibles
Portia
the other actual stoner, first thing she does when she gets home after work is light the fuck up and SHES VALID
has a ton of super cute glass pieces and they’re All Filthy but somehow it’s endearing
found a cat toy shaped like a blunt on etsy and bought it immediately, it’s now Pepi’s favorite
likes to take evening walks and watch the sunset when she’s stoned
Lucio
doesn’t like the smell, lies and says it makes him nauseous so he doesn’t have to be around it
cannot even look at a joint without coughing
can’t be trusted with edibles bc he’ll take one, decide it didn’t work, then take two more five minutes later, so when it hits him all at once and he thinks he’s having a heart attack it gets to be YOUR problem
unironically calls it Mary Jane bc he can’t spell marijuana
This is great! 😂😍
