THE GOAT HAS BURNED
LOOK UPON HIM AND REJOICE
@serendumbity
wallacepolsom
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Xuebing Du
YOU ARE THE REASON
trying on a metaphor

roma★
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Sade Olutola

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER
Cosimo Galluzzi

Janaina Medeiros
occasionally subtle

@theartofmadeline
NASA

#extradirty

shark vs the universe

pixel skylines

oozey mess

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@widderslainte
THE GOAT HAS BURNED
LOOK UPON HIM AND REJOICE
@serendumbity
when i die i want to be a goat when i come back i want to look like some wouldst thou like to live deliciously bitch i want some cunt driving by my field to see me and think to themselves that thats a bad omen right there
why am i not this
i need to hide my phone after taking my sleeping pills otherwise i start posting about wanting to look like baphomet or some shit
What We Do in the Shadows — 3.03 “Gail”
@dancefiredance @widderslainte
I’m gonna do to catholicism what tumblr witches did to witchcraft
Time for emoji communion
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Through him, with him, in him, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, all glory and honour is yours, almighty Father, forever and ever.
(Amen)
Likes to confess, reblogs to absolve
it hurts to watch other people live your dreams
Christians keep stealing shit from other esoteric traditions when St Barbara is right there.
Y'all have a PATRON SAINT OF BOMBS AND EXPLOSIONS AND NONE OF Y'ALL EVER MENTION HER
Her symbology is the Chalice and Cannon. Queen.
her Wikipedia page says she's lesbian
*LEBANESE
patron saint of osha
candles are just domesticated arson
cursed signs from my time in north carolina
[image description: 10 roadside signs: the first is a screen printed sign saying “rapture soon” in bold red letters; the second is a church sign saying “when all this is over we shall have a new beginning”; the third is another church sign with “3 nails + 1 cross = 4 given”; the fourth is a trail sign on a box saying “please return”, but the box contains only sticks; the fifth is a church sign that says “time is short, hell is hot, the king is coming ready or not”; the sixth is a road sign with an American flag on it and says “let’s spread some Covid!”; the seventh is another church sign that says “it’s never to late to say father i am ready”; the eighth is a road sign that says “go ape” with an arrow pointing left; the ninth is a homemade cross in someone’s yard which says “jesus is risen” and is surrounded by rusted out cars; and the tenth is a church sign asking “are you rapture ready?” End id]
Russian car mod
*breaks off a sliver of the divine authority invested in me by god and shoves it into the soul of my unassuming domestic robot husband* *he blossoms like a platinum flower into an unstoppable metal warrior from whom gouts of flame issue forth*
JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN 36 HOURS THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE INSOMNIA I MIGHT BE AWAKE FOR COOL WIZARD REASONS. YOU DONT KNOW ME. IVE FORGOTTEN HOW TO READ.
ENFANTS RICHES DÉPRIMÉS
CROIX CROSS EARRING
So, is the reason all the mages I know are Like That because y'all're all naughty baby jail wizards? Or are all mages just Like That?
If all mages were Like That there wouldn't be anyone to put us in naughty baby wizard jail
Is every fucking mage here on probation. Can any one of us help ourselves
If I'm not on probation, it's probably only because who do I even have to put me on it? Hah.
God bless you wild son of a bitch
Is every fucking mage here on probation. Can any one of us help ourselves
Petition to rename tumblr baby wizard jail
I do get the vibe of like, sitting in a prison yard with you all.