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romehbo

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

#very true but i am concerned by the amount of people making caveman jokes #like... you are tens of thousands of years off...#reminds me of strong bad homestar runner going ''before we were amoebas we were uhhh. romans.''

okaydays22

weepingwidar

Sahana Ramakrishnan (Indian, 1993) - The Earth at Night (Solar Storm) (2023)

avoirbeau

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#tunez

yoshis

#bing bong fuck ya life #pokemon

sivavakkiyar

Catullus

#i've been trying hard to figure out how you get spouting cock from 'salaputium disertum'#which literally is ''what a well-spoken manlet!''#the joke pretty straightforwardly being that calvus is short #but i'm at a loss for this translation #ok hold on seneca supposedly had the same interpretation BUT the word salaputium is not common #we only see it in catullus 53 in fact. it also seems to be an oscan (loan?)word #so then i imagine the joke is: calvus is short AND this man in the audience expressed that in a charmingly idiomatic way #like ''gracious me that little fellow can certainly wag his tongue!''#or: ''fuck me running - talky little bastard ain't he?''#which i THINK is how you get to ''a cock that size - and it spouts!''#c

bestbandname

Round 5:

Which band name do you like best?

Godspeed You! Black Emperor

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

Remaining time: 4 days 15 minutes

Note that this is about band names not their music or members.

#gsy!be is an s tier name but i wish it belonged to like. a sun ra record

every time i think i can't be fucked to put more water in the ice cube tray i think of bigby wolf, in a tiny stuffy apartment in the heart of nyc, opening his freezer compartment, seeing an empty ice cube tray, going "damn", and closing the door without solving the problem. and then i put water in my ice cube tray

this is a purchase i cannot justify but i do really like the art + choice of poem.

#speaking of postmortem life. pac has had people interpreting him after his death longer than he was alive. that's sad

it's a shame the pokemon games rely so much on trading. it's a bit like adding a mandatory online multiplayer mode to your story-based game, like it dates it for good, bc at some point there's not gonna be anyone left on the mass effect 3 ps3 servers to help you fight off waves of geth. I mean sorry what were we talking about

#once my dsi flashcart comes i can trade with myself but i hope there's like a way to do it with a cable. i don't want the internet #on my beautiful rectangles.#i remember one upon a time i thought it was so cool i could kind of browse the internet with my blackberry. no more

i also can't imagine making a facsimile of somebody you love(d). i find it a little grotesque. the issue is precisely that they move and laugh and disagree with you and surprise you and hurt you. if they're not in your life doing those things then no amount of dolls or shrines or deepfakes or statues along the tiber is going to help, it's just high-budget masturbation

#i guess i'm biased because if there's one thing i want in this life it's the right to speak for myself #if someone places words in my mouth or puppeteers me otherwise then they don't love me. i'm sure they have love but not for me

bro the house episode where the guy keeps a sex doll at home and it's portrayed like, oh he's a sweet geeky guy who's been hurt too often. and then it's revealed he modeled the sex doll on pictures of a woman he had an unrequited crush on but it's cool it's just cause he loves her so much...

i try not to do disgust based politics you know so whatever, it's a free country, vaya con dios, but there's nothing i despise more than a pygmalion. a guy who thinks he loves a woman-shaped object precisely because it doesn't have opinions or preferences and it can't leave. probably i would hate it less if i was convinced it was like, a freak neurological accident that makes a small minority of men think that way, instead of being (to a greater or lesser extent) the premise from which the majority of men proceed in relationships with women of any kind.

#like my gut says that any guy who owns one of those $10k hyperrealistic sex dolls should go to jail and also be killed #it is a reactionary impulse and if someone ran for any sort of office on that platform i'd think they were insane and dangerous #that said. phew.

51316120825getty

#white tupac?

poketcg-art

Kadabra -- Saboteri

#i like the spoon quite a lot. worth 16 levels of exp sharing #pokemon

found a gastly in eterna forest for some reason. i could use a gengar on my team so he's coming with me. Just me, gengar, budew, my lv14 magikarp named Investment and my prinplup named plippy. Also i keep running into lv4 abras that instantly teleport away and i'd like a kadabra but i'm running out of pokeballs.

#also got sexually harassed at work. very mild but i'm always reassessing how rude i can be while still being professional #today i think i was too nice (which is the side I usually err on). when you get the 'can i ask you something' from a creepy old dude you can #just say 'i'm here to help w our products. otherwise i'm gonna wish you a lovely weekend's #and do you see how that still is pathologically nice. my insane brain thinks this is the rudest shit but it's NORMAL #anyway it wasn't too bad. ol boy said my voice was pleasantly androgynous (like in the creepiest tone ever) and I was like uh Ok Bye #back to brass tacks i want a Chansey too!!! i assume they're just normal since fairy type doesn't exist in platinum #but Cheryl in eterna forest has one and she's so cute all she does is self heal and throw eggs #that's the life i wanna live.

januaryhoney

Late Spring, Mary Oliver

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