Been The Greatest

Main blog: purple-lipstick

[im-a-tnuc-deactivated20181220]

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

[lizzystarlight]

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

[mymindsecho]

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

[pukicho]

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

[catchymemes]

[indya-moore]

[aspiring-translator]

I remember a teacher telling me how Archaeologists would hack off the noses of statues they found in order to remove any indication that it was of a black person or any POC. It hurts me to think of all the art we’ve lost and damaged because of historical revisionism and flat out racism.

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

erasure of ethnic identity in art is, in fact, a form of genocide.

[babyanimalgifs]

“Am I a cat?”

[breakfast-menu-deactivated20210]

YOU MUST WATCH THIS

[timelorddarthswagger]

That first existential crisis

[canecadet]

LMAOOOOOOOOOO IM CRYIN

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

[philhollywood-was-here]

I always wondered about this room. Where is it?

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it.

[nutsacktorturer]

behind the garage

[relatablepicturesofhomersimpson]

And that’s the end of that mystery

[dietmountainmadewka-deactivated]

why the simpsons got a bigger house than my parents

[rainy-days-will-never-end-deact]

Homer is a nuclear engineer

[chamiryokuroi]

This post made me realize that Homer is in fact a Nuclear engineer…

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[aislinnsilver]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i screamed

[nutsacktorturer]

Mongolians are cool because they’ve merged their traditional and modern ways of life so rather than having poverty due to losing all their important skills they just live in their yurts with their cows and 827474874mbs internet

[nutsacktorturer]

sure their GDP in dollars is low but when you can survive like your anscestors did it doesn’t mean anything, nothing wrong with adding a motorcycle and wifi into the mix

[hieronymus-botch]

Everyone should live like their ancestors did 1000 years ago but with the addition of wifi tbh

[the-everything-man]

Adapt. Survive.

[peredurthefool-deactivated20200]

Mongolia will be the only functioning society after we descend into the Mad Max Era, they are already ready

[urbanxdivinity]

[spacechannel-ghoulia]

[theshitneyspears]

who would win in a fight

[goochie-mane]

Same

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

How do we explain to 40+ year olds online that you can’t just end every sentence with “…” without conveying a really ominous vibe lol.

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

i love that this post has informed me that thousands of other people my age are terrified by totally innocuous messages from parents, professors, and bosses. 

[localstarboy]

Not In This House: They Weren’t Feeling This Sweet Potato Pie Recipe Whatsoever

[allcapsmadbitch]

bitch what the fuck

[doujinshi]

i have to kill myself after witnessing this

[chazzfox]

Ohhh my god

[spoco]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

Absolutely not always gets me lmfao

[eroticallyyou-deactivated201812]

Forever reblogging 😂

[dacreskars]

WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO BE STOPPED!!

[yellowjuice-deactivated20190512]

[etherealflowergoddess]

lmaoooo

[13th-hokage]

I’m deceased

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

None of what he dais was wrong and this is still the funniest take on this video yet

[winterscorp]

I will never not NOT reblog this.

Brrrrrdotdot in my House… with dem disloyal subjects??!!!

[isisnicole]

@winterscorp this is funny everytime I read it. @yellehughes do you remember this one?

[dicapito]

This man really put some things in perspective and yet in the end , I’m still rooting for Michael lmao.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

LMFAOOOO

[awakandangoddess]

This cracked me up terribly 😂😂

[snizzydoesit]

Quiet as kept Micheal Jackson is the asshole in all his videos

[dominickwhelton-deactivated2024]

[thathighguy]

Hey mama