beep beep trashmouth!

sup..? ezekiel - they/any - 22 about me! links!

[typewriter-worries]

where's that picture that ruined my life

[typewriter-worries]

found it

[typewriter-worries]

this comic did the same thing

edit: alright, some of you have your heart in the right place, but this is not snoopy. this is his brother, spike.

[mjshortformcjesus]

holy shit have you evver tried this new substance called album in order

[grakkie]

SPECIES SWAP

[ruffboi-mags]

So apparently, over the summer, Quibi (the shortest-lasting streaming service ever lmao) did a quarantine project called “Home Movie: The Princess Bride” where a bunch of celebrities recreated The Princess Bride in tiny chunks at home.

And like there was no permanent cast, all these celebrities seem to have gotten a scene or part of a scene to do (i’m not sure exactly, I did not ever watch Quibi and thus haven’t seen this yet), and then they just… recreated it as best they could. At home. Under quarantine.

So like, you had Jennifer Garner in a blanket cape playing Princess Buttercup AND the Booing Old Woman with a crowd comprised entirely of stuffed animals:

Or Taika Waititi paying Westley off a badly-drawn Inigo on a piece of cardboard held in front of someone’s face:

And it’s all just delightful.

But my absolute favorite part of this thing that I’ve sadly never seen but assume is probably absolutely hilarious and a treasure and I want to find it some day and watch the whole thing… is that Carey Elwes is in it.

As Prince Fucking Humperdink.

[movebackintime]

https://youtu.be/lR8pA_WV9QI

Here ya go

[laziestgirlintown]

In case you need a comfort watch and because Youtube search nowadays sucks rancid putrescence, I remind you of the Princess Bride Home Movie from the lockdown, starring everybody

[thebandersnatchoftheshire]

Oh hell ya

[becherdireinen]

i think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music.

[czesca]

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

[chewbacca]

Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams at the 83rd Annual Golden Globe Awards

[widomauked]

gwen and morgana,,,,,,, the lesbians you are,,,,

[widomauked]

i just saw. swearing censored in a fic on ao3 as “get the [bad word] up” and i am genuinely at a loss for words

[steveyockey]

aftercare but for your job

[junk-thunder]

[citation not needed. no prablem]

[kosmogrl]

[gay-hrithik-roshan]

[thisfeebleheart]

smiling and kissing

[greelin]

“must everything be homoerotic” no. but many things are, you will find

[greelin]

and if not, rest assured. I will find a way

[dailybuffysummers]

BUFFY SUMMERS | 5.10

[thisfeebleheart]

Loverboy Shane

[mercurymasc]

if he can pass three years of artificing at once AND deal with porter cliffbreaker then i can survive the rest of the semester