I Am On The Fuckign Edge

Hi I’m David, I’m twenty one and my pronouns are he/they/it

[rigil-kentauris]

*me, getting ready to hit you with a sick-ass keyboard smash*:

[deadddeviant]

I see your Palm keyboard and raise an IBM Butterfly keyboard. 

[jennifire]

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE

[hyratel]

it’s called “the late 90s/early 00s was a WILD time in consumer electronics”

[1-800kanye]

u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

[lupinelolita]

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

[jleryxa]

another quick Simon sketch

[xsp00ksx]

simon takin a bathhh

[riippuliitaja]

Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

[catgirl-kaiju]

🎃

LESBIAN

[justabitofoblivion]

[annebronte-deactivated20210628]

reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts

[amygdalae]

Years ago my sister told me abt how she used to play online survival games like Rust or something etc. w her friends and she'd go in VC this over-the-top 'girly' voice like "ummm hey I don't play videogames much and I reeeaaallly don't know what's going on teehee, can anyone pleaaase come help me I'm so confused" and then when some guy showed up all of her friends would swarm and kill

[rrdiner]

me saying bye to my trans masc friends as they depart for jupiter to get more stupider

[the-lumpfish-queen]

[wizardchicken]

[jacquithealien]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Hepler’s Mold takes over a car-

Ever leave a window open and get snow in your car? Well, in the tropics they have another problem: Hepler’s mold. The bright fungus naturally eats away at trees but naugahyde (the fake leather in most cars) contains ten times more cumulus oophorus cells than the tree bark from which its made.

And here’s the result. The bright fungus has completely consumed the car’s interior. It may look soft and cushy but you’d find no place in the world less comfortable, as the mold can also grow in human lungs. The spores from this car would kill a passenger within ten minutes. The bright fibers of victims erupt from their mouths in a gruesome spectacle that the natives of these regions call “Elmo’s Death”.

[real-live-human]

Hummerous,,

[pfaugh]

TELL ME IM WRONG

[kikokuso]

You are 100% wrong. Do you really think that the Onecler would accept Lorax to be unshaved? Onecler’s cock is a demanding mistress and won’t accept anything that’s less smooth than a veal cutlet, so lorax shaves twice per day to satisfy Onecler’s needs and get Onecler’s seeds.

[pfaugh]

the hair is growing from the inside. you really expect him to shave twice a day?

is he getting in there with a fuckin vacuum cleaner? does the Mayor of Whoville come over every morning to wage war on his luscious fibers? you really think The Guardian of The Trees is sitting in his bathtub, whole lussy out, tryna pick one tasty orange tendril out at a time with a fuckin tweezer?

No.

The onceler went where no man could, before or since.

He entered that jungle a boy, and left a man: conquered by a savage wilderness he dare not control.

[peak-idiocy]

What the fuck are the both of you on??

[pfaugh]

Hubris.

[ambrodesiac]

Hummi the more I see you say things the less I feel emotions other than complete void

[bytebitson]

I think the worst part is Hammerpants thought of Lorax coochie but i thought of Pennywise bussy

[pfaugh]

There are two kinds of people in this world,

[fnige-deactivated20220904]

Y'all are saying the wrong things. The onceler is simply incapable of having a dick

[peak-idiocy]

[bytebitson]

i think the worst part is this implies that onceler gets pegged by the lorax

[juniper-sage2]

is that really surprising

[bytebitson]

no, im just mad he’s hogging all that

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Wow I hadn’t seen this post since 2019 and still though MY addition was weird. Long live the new flesh…

[random-brushstrokes]

Karl Gussow - Old Man's Treasure (Das Kätzchen), 1876

[birdlung]

@kani-has-no-tattoos

[errorcritical]

that's such a good treasure tho

[cosmicanger]

The Shima Enaga, a Japanese bird who looks like a ball of cotton.

[mothtowers]

jesus was kinda danganronpa executed since he was a carpenter who was nailed to a board

[cockworkangels]

wow this is too intimate to share with my close friends or family let me put this on my tumblr blog for hundreds of strangers to see

[charlesoberonn]

The wise man, when caught naked in public, covers not his junk but his face.

[neverwonderneverremember]

[astraldemise]

i like how most usernames on discord are already taken so you end up having to put numbers at the end of your name anyway. if only there was already a system in place that allowed people to have the same name but there was something to differentiate them like number discriminators

[defvnct-pvp]

this is because it was not actually about the discriminators. discord lied about how many people struggled with the previous system because, in actuality, it was some higher-up types that didn’t get it. there was some theorising somewhere that the change is ti facilitate datamining, which would make sense as there’s no other reason to try to make people this perfectly identifiable.

btw as it stands they’re not allowing ppl to ever change their users again so DO NOT pick a bullshit name hoping you’ll get your preferred name later. once it’s in use, it’s not fucking available.

so far, the main thing to do is to reach out thru discord’s support page to tell them how bad a fucking idea is, stop paying for nitro, and have a look at this support thread, which has insanely comprehensive information sources. there’s a change.org petition somewhere in there, too.

but yeah. tl;dr the “nobody understands discriminators <:(” is a distraction.

[astraldemise]

id really recommend people read the support thread linked here if you have the time. if you think this username thing is just people being upset over nothing then the support thread will inform you of the concerns people have