Shang Qinghua: Bro-
Shen Qingqiu, *holding up his fan*: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Shen Qingqiu: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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Shang Qinghua: Bro-
Shen Qingqiu, *holding up his fan*: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Shen Qingqiu: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
Shen Qingqiu: Binghe, do you know the best way to respond to disagreement?
Luo Binghe: With tears?
Shen Qingqiu: ... No
Luo Binghe: *tears up*
Shang Qinghua: Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way
Why scum villain is problematic: explained
Foul mouthed pretty boy looks at you like this wyd?
Idk man I was just thinking about SY wearing a HUGE cardigan today, I think I was possessed
Imagine if Shen Yuan got so angry about Xiang Fei's shitty chinglish that he ties him down and gives him an honest to god english lecture with the help of the system as a white board
Xiang Fei is so stunned he can almost swear he can hear his Shizun for a minute and he's back as an inner disciple
Somehow he still manages to absorb the lecture while half dissociating
Either that or he's still hung up on the fact that Shen Yuan just tied him up and he absorbs absolutely nothing
If anyone can find me the textpost that was something along these lines, I would be eternally grateful.
I still think one of the funniest parts in SVSSS is when Shen Qingqiu went on a rant about who gave Tianlang-Jun the right to call himself more handsome then Luo Binghe ahahhaa
I thought if I shattered enough, someone somewhere would find a piece of me soft enough to keep.
oh Bingzu..
Mobei-jun: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life difficult.
Shang Qinghua, *sarcastically*: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life
The OG Snake-Fucker 🫡🫡
this is tianlang-jun’s sister to be clear <3 not binghe or his father genderbent
His Majesty Luo Bingge~
They were supposed to be ducks, but why do they look like chicks?🤔🤔
bingge comes from a world where its indecent to show your wrists. After jerking himself raw to Shen Qingqiu's ankles, imagine how he would feel after stepping into Shen Yuan's room and seeing a boy practically NAKED (by his standards) in a room covered with his own face. Chinese summers are blazing, it's normal for Shen Yuan, who never leaves his room anyways, to wear short shorts and a t shirt! It's practically NEET standard uniform! But to bingge, this is the most blatant seduction attempt he's ever seen. Cue a misunderstanding where shen yuan thinks bingge is being a cocky asshole and slutshaming him for his clothing choices, how could his strong handsome gentleman (?) protagonist be such a typical hetero (?) jerk!!!!! meanwhile bingge is confused at the wildly mixed signals because he executed wife plot procedure upon seeing a man CLEARLY desperate for him, and got punched in the dick for it! ow!
Liu Qingge, to Shen Qingqiu: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
Doodle of Luo 'would you love me if I was a worm' Binghe
Guys... guys, I have a joke... Shen Yuan is cool as a cucumber 🥒🪭😎