if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

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if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
This ur own fault for not adhering to the 3.4 oz rule
On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.
glo and grow privately, 2019
me at this point of the year, reacting to any bad news
The earlier in the year you reblog this the funnier it is
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in 2019 we will never ever look back, stop doubting your decisions and yourself, stop dwelling on your past mistakes, let go of the people that no longer want to be a part of your life, stop putting yourself down. the only way to go is up. we will rise.
just here to ruin your day and tell you that in about two weeks Tik Tok by Kesha is 10 years old
dude/babe it’s the same thing
Government Workers: Hey uh.. we need money to survive? can… how the fuck am I going to pay rent?
The US Government:
The United States Government: Have you considered bringing back indentured servitude? What about … feudalism….?
*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht
muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll
SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs
this….this post was peak comedy on tumblr. you young bitches have no idea how this FELT
Y’all ever tell yourself, “it is what it is” but deep down you know you don’t accept it
this is my new favourite reaction
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