TaurusTree

I just want to go back to sleep

[liberalsarecool]

Deregulation will get you killed. Republican policies make your life worse.

[sam-i-am-27]

LISTEN UP

I’m American. I live right in the southwest and let me tell you, it’s hell over here right now, but it will become a lot worse if Article 13 is passed. 

You’ve probably heard about Article 13, and if you haven’t, go watch this video right now. Whatever you’re doing can wait for sixteen minutes and two seconds, because a second-long vote could destroy everything online.

Whether you’re from Europe or not, this law could affect you, so you should care Article 13 because it is going to destroy the online lives that you have built. No more posting memes, no more remixes, and no more YouTubers from anywhere. 

Jacksepticeye will no longer be able to upload. 

Markiplier will no longer be able to upload. 

MatPat won’t.

Thomas Sanders.

Dan and Phil.

How to Basic. 

All of your favorite content creators are at risk of losing their jobs because people want stricter laws on copyright, which will support the larger media companies but kill smaller creators. And because of this, we may lose everything online. 

So spread the word! Reblog this, reblog other people’s posts, find petitions, write your own posts! If you’re in Europe, contact your MEP’s and get them to understand how it will affect the people who use the internet. 

Please. 

#savetheinternet. 

[rahafwabas]

Please stop and read this

This is important !!!

[sushinfood]

This video actually very clearly explains why this isn’t just about “the end of all memes” and everyone really should be watching this.

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[black-cherry28]

My mind is like an internet browser. 17 tabs are open, 4 of them are frozen and I don’t know where the music is coming from.

[ruinedbaby]

Never feel bad for letting go of someone that treated u like a whatever thing

[melaninboy]

HIGH SCHOOLERS ‼️‼️ COMMUNITY COLLEGE IS OKAY!!

Please don’t ever let anyone shame you for attending.

[spentthedayinbed]

[powerfulwizard]

We’re getting pretty close to having adults who weren’t alive during 9/11, and we really need to admit at this point that the overemphasis on 9/11 in the US is just a propaganda machine to indoctrinate the younger generations into nationalism and to justify all the horrible war crimes the US committed in the Middle East, and the continued mistreatment and distrust towards refugees.

[browngirlsgang]

more people died in hurricane maria than in 9/11 but nobody gives a shit because we can’t use it to justify imperialism

[this-cunning-linguist-deactivat]

“Never forget”

But they want you to forget about slavery, the holocaust, the fact that America created ISIS in the first place, the fact that the war on drugs is to exploit and punish black and hispanic people when the American government brought those drugs to this country, the fact that the war on terror is really about imperialism and has nothing to do with terrorism or the fact that terrorists are more likely to be white American citizens than Middle Eastern peoples or any other minority for that matter.

[tinysquids-deactivated20160701]

If you’re about to do something to impress a man, don’t

[setheverman]

you: fuck you me, an intellectual: intercourse thee

[amvs]

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

[amvs]

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

[smythas]

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Walking with your mum is like walking with an NPC- you’re usually faster and every few seconds you have to stop and wait

[just-shower-thoughts]

We live in a society where pizza gets to our front door before the police.

[avvocarlo]

if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

[ladyshinga]

I used to think the idea of aliens having human zoos was horrifying but honestly if a bunch of aliens want to watch me sit and watch Netflix all day in a cozy little environment where I don’t have to pay for rent or food and they have human-specialist doctors on hand as needed, IDK, like. I’d be all right with it.

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

white ppl: lol human zoos?? what a crazy made up concept! sounds fun! sign me up! lmao

black ppl:

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

Africans:

Asians:

Native Americans:

Native Australians / Aboriginals:

Human zoos delighted white westerners in Europe and America as recently as 1958.

[reenuka-deactivated20181217]

Correction: as recent as 2018.

[wiggledatass]

Reblogging for the bottom part

[rotting-girl-aesthetic-deactiva]

destroy the idea that parents (especially fathers) are entitled to complete respect and obedience from their children and can never do any wrong. destroy totalitarian parenting at all costs.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

ryuk saves death note tbh. light yagami is such a stupid unlikable motherfucker that i dont think any of us would have stuck with the story if light didnt have this horrible frog faced tooth demon floating around behind him laughing and being like “dude holy shit this kid rules he’s so funny” every time light fucks up 

[pancakeke]