Wisteria Lane

Desperate Housewives Multi-Muse

[wiisterialane]

\\\ Right! I have officially given up having multiple blogs and am gonna move all my muses over to one multi-muse @storyofwhoiam (as well as adding a bunch of others) - I’ve still got a whole load of memes etc. queued up here that I really cannot be bothered stopping so feel free to keep sending stuff here and I’ll just move threads over slowly but surely (emphasis on slowly, probably)

[love-me-a-good-prompt]

COMPLIMENT IDEAS #2

Here’s some more compliment based dialogue to use in your writing: 

“I love that color on you”

“You make me feel at home”

“I’ve never seen eyes the same color as yours”

“You look so cute when you laugh”

“Has anyone ever told you you have really nice hands?”

“I’m not going if you’re not going, it wouldn’t be fun without you”

“How is your skin always so soft?”

“Whoa I didn’t know you could sing”

“You have a great sense of humor”

“I thought you said you can’t dance?”

“I appreciate you”

“Your breath smells really good”

“I’m so lucky to have you”

“You always have great ideas”

“I trust your opinion”

“I would never doubt you”

“You’re so clever”

“I’m rooting for you”

“You always know exactly what to say”

“I feel like I’ve known you forever”

[rpmemeheaven]

MEDIEVAL STARTERS

(disclaimer: the way these are worded are probably not realistic for actual medieval times, but i tried. so some of them are kinda awkward. change up the wording however you need to lol) 

❝ you are a prisoner and you will be treated as such. ❞

❝ do not underestimate my power. ❞

❝ just because i am a woman does not mean i cannot fight. ❞

❝ just because i am a woman does not mean i cannot read. ❞

❝ i don’t want to marry him/her. ❞

❝ you know we can’t be together. ❞

❝ we shouldn’t even be talking right now. ❞

❝ i cannot disobey direct orders. ❞

❝ wealth does not equal happiness. ❞

❝ i would like to learn how to read/write. ❞

❝ i made this for you. ❞

❝ i’m traveling to Carcassonne. i would love you to join me. ❞ 

❝ you have just made a terrible mistake. ❞

❝ what i saw will change me forever. ❞

❝ this food is exquisite. thank you. ❞

❝ you are nothing more than a mistress. ❞

❝ i am only one of his mistresses. ❞

❝ your garden is beautiful. ❞

❝ meet me in the garden at dusk. ❞

❝ i have a message for you. ❞

❝ i received your message. ❞

❝ the king/queen asked to speak to me directly. ❞

❝ you cannot be with someone like me. ❞

❝ i cannot be with someone like you. ❞

❝ don’t let anybody tell you that you are worthless. ❞

❝ you are so lucky to have been born into the family you were. ❞

❝ please keep this a secret. ❞

❝ god spede you. ❞

[wiisterialane]

Send a symbol for your muse to:

😆 laugh at my muse

😘 kiss my muse

🤑 give my muse some money

😢 cry for my muse

👏 applaud my muse

🤝 shake hands with my muse

👍 encourage my muse

👎 insult my muse

👊 punch my muse

👌 as my muse how they're feeling

👈 poke my muse

💪 flex their muscles at my muse

💍 propose to my muse

👂 listen to my muse

🗣 shout at my muse

👀 stare at my muse

👶🏿 hand my muse a baby

👮🏾 arrest my muse

👨🏼‍⚕️ give my muse a checkup

👩🏿‍🍳 cook for my muse

🏃🏻 run to my muse

[dailyjessemetcalfe]

[wiisterialane]

Polyamory sentence starters

You know I love you, right? Because... I think I'm attracted to someone else.

My wife/husband and I want you to be our boyfriend/girlfriend.

Have you ever tried dating two people at once before?

Wait a minute, so the both of you want me?

I'm so confused, I don't understand it. I want you, but I want them, too.

Are you sure they're not going to get jealous over us being together?

Wait, so how does this work? Are you just going to share me?

If I wanted to try kissing both of you, could I?

I don't want to get between the two of you, but I love you. Both of you.

Remember that guy/girl from work I was telling you about? I want to invite them to join us.

I can't sleep without both of you there.

It's not cheating if we have permission to be together.

Wait, is this a date? Did the two of you invite me out on a date?

We were wondering if you'd like to come home with us. Both of us.

We don't have the usual sort of relationship, we're open to inviting others.

I'm not sure who's eyefucked me more tonight, you or your boyfriend/girlfriend.

I've never known of three people making it work before, but I want to try.

[henribenatti]

Gabrielle Solis from Desperate Housewives (2004)

[persephonememes]

* (  THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE /  SENTENCE PROMPTS.

These may have been edited for clarity or length or to better apply for roleplaying.

❛ I wish you would have told me. ❜

❛ You didn’t tell your sisters what you saw. ❜

❛ Some things can’t be told. You live them or you don’t. ❜

❛ I’m sorry. ❜

❛ Mom says that a house is like a body. ❜

❛ All this time we tried to get into this room, now we can’t get the fuck out! ❜

❛ She saved me. ❜

❛ I don’t feel anything. ❜

❛ I’m scared. That’s all I am. ❜

❛ There’s nothing left. I’m only scared. ❜

❛ It’s just a house. ❜

❛ It’s very different in the night. It’s different in the dark. ❜

❛ What if I dream that you kill us? ❜

❛ Do you think there’s a thing worse than that? ❜

❛ I don’t think there’s anything worse than that. ❜

❛ Did you just punch me in the boob? ❜

❛ Someone ask you what you think? ❜

❛ I’m so proud of you. You’re doing so well. ❜

❛ Keep it up. ❜

❛ I’m glad you’re here. ❜

❛ I should have made more of an effort with you. ❜

❛ You tried as best you could. ❜

❛ I should have met you halfway. ❜

❛ People fuck up. ❜

❛ I guess you don’t get that, you don’t really get it until you fuck up. ❜

❛ You like to fix things. ❜

❛ You’re good at fixing things. I keep hearing this about you, is that right? ❜

❛ I’m not so sure anymore. ❜

❛ Who do you think did this? ❜

❛ It’s not as bad as it is in your head. ❜

❛ Most of what people say at a funeral is a wish. ❜

❛ Now you stand there and you talk about ghosts and spirits. ❜

❛ Is she okay? ❜

❛ How do you know that? ❜

❛ It’s a twin thing. ❜

❛ This house is bad. ❜

❛ These will help with the cold. ❜

❛ What are you, um, looking at? ❜

❛ She fucking knew better. And she did it anyway. ❜

❛ We’re tougher than other kids. ❜

❛ We make ourselves really safe. And no one ever gets in. ❜

❛ Just because you care about them doesn’t mean they won’t burn you. ❜

❛ You’re scared. I can tell. ❜

❛ Be sure to let your imagination get the best of you. That’s the first step. ❜

❛ Imagine the worst thing possible. Assume it’s true. Then go from there. ❜

❛ I’m drawing boundaries, which is something you should look in to. ❜

❛ How long do we have to live here? ❜

❛ When we die, we turn into stories; and every time someone tells one of those stories, it’s like we’re still here for them. ❜

❛ We’re all stories in the end. ❜

❛ I love you completely, and you loved me the same. The rest is confetti. ❜

❛ Someone should’ve told her she didn’t have to try this hard. ❜

❛ Pandas don’t eat macaroni. ❜

❛ And I’m just- I’m just floating in this ocean of nothing, and I wonder if this is it, if this is what death is. ❜

❛ Journeys end in lovers meeting. ❜

❛ I’ve seen a lot of ghosts. Just not the way you think. ❜

❛ To learn what we fear is to learn who we are. ❜

❛ Horror defies our boundaries and illuminates our souls. ❜

❛ A ghost can be a lot of things. A memory, a daydream, a secret. ❜

❛ When you’re little, you learn how to see things that aren’t there. And when you grow up, you learn how to make them real. ❜

❛ Fear and guilt are sisters. ❜

❛ No live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality. ❜

❛ Most times, a ghost is a wish. ❜

❛ All I could think of when I got a look at the place from the outside was what fun it would be to stand out there and watch it burn down. ❜

❛ Fear is the relinquishment of logic, the willing relinquishing of reasonable patterns. ❜

❛ I feel a little clearer just now. ❜

❛ I feel like I’ve been here before. ❜

❛ You have to live. ❜

❛ I don’t know how to do this without you. ❜

❛ There’s no without. I am not gone. ❜

❛ I’m scattered into so many pieces, sprinkled on your life like new snow. ❜

❛ There’s so much I want to say to you all. ❜

❛ I’m so sorry our last words were in anger. ❜

❛ I’m sorry if I didn’t listen, and I’m sorry… ❜

❛ It wouldn’t have changed anything. ❜

❛ I loved you completely. And you loved me the same. ❜

❛ What were you feeling before? ❜

❛ I was feeling fear. And… And guilt. ❜

[memecollation]

Diverse symbol meme — Send the following symbol for;

(  if applicable, add + ⇆  for reverse ! )

♚ ; your muse forcing mine to assemble furniture for them ! ⋑ ; our muses searching for a place to eat together ! ⋱ ; your muse using mine as a muse for a painting / sculpture !  ≷ ; our muses doing a livestream together ! ✔ ; your muse helping mine to fight off bandits ! ❤ ; your muse taking care of a physical injury on my muse !  €  ; your muse trying to sell something to mine ! ✈ ; our muses in an airplane / space flight together ! ♢ ; our muses on a movie date ( romantic / platonic ) together ! ♠ ; your muse forcing a date on mine ! ❄ ; our muses on a fake date ! ☠ ; our muses pranking someone ! ღ ; your muse choosing mine as an accomplice for art theft ! ❒ ; our muses invading a warehouse together ! ≏ ; your muse helping mine with studies ! ♫ ; your muse singing to mine ! ⊹ ; our muses playing a competitive arcade game together / against each other ! † ; your muse dragging mine to church ! ⍢ ; our muses reading NSFW fanfictions together ! 〆 ; our muses watching anime together !  ⌨ ; your muse hacking into an account / site by muses’ request ! ❧ ; your muse being highly jealous of mine ! ∛ ; your muse interviewing mine ! ☷ ; your muse showing mine memes ! ↻ ; our muses talking about the universe and life ! ➟ ; your muse helping mine with an extremely difficult relationship problem ! ▩ ; your muse cleaning up after mine ! ◈ ; our muses becoming friends ! ⊡ ; our muses making art together ! ⫸ ; your muse reading a book to mine ! ◉ ; our muses ghost - hunting at a graveyard during midnight ! ♯ ; our muses going to a concert together ! ♞ ; our muses to explore an abandoned mall together ! ≩ ; your muse training mine ! ⊱ ; your muse reading poetry to mine ! ⋈ ; our muses being stuck in a haunted house together !

[wiisterialane]

Send a symbol for our muses to discuss:

😍 love

😴 sleep

😱 fear

😡 anger

😷 illness

💀 death

👻 ghosts

👽 aliens

👶 babies

👊 violence

🙏 prayer

💋 kissing

🍀 luck

🍂 seasons

🌟 stars

⛅️ weather

🍕 food

[desperatehouse]

[justanotherrpmeme]

Couples Gifs Starters 02

Send a number for a starter based on the image (some nsfw/ish)

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[mlrsplc]

[roleplaymemeworld]

𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 & 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩𝐬 🇹​🇴​ 🇨​🇱​🇦​🇷​🇮​🇫​🇾​﹕ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇺​🇸​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇸​🇪​🇳​🇩​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇦​🇨​🇹​🇮​🇳​🇬​. 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇷​🇪​🇨​🇪​🇮​🇻​🇮​🇳​🇬​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇲​🇪​🇲​🇪​﹐ 🇮​🇸​ 🇹​🇭​🇪​ 🇴​🇳​🇪​ 🇼​🇭​🇴​ 🇭​🇦​🇸​ 🇹​🇴​ 🇷​🇪​🇦​🇨​🇹​

[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your muse’s body [ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] My muse brushes a strand of hair behind your muse’s ear [ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 ] My muse tries to make yours laugh when they are sad [ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐓𝐇 ] My muse wraps yours in a warm blanket [ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐏 ] My muse boops your muse’s nose [ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 ] My muse laces their fingers with yours [ 𝐒𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐍 ] My muse cuddles up in bed to yours [ 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 ] My muse sits by your muse’s bedside while they are sick/hurt [ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] My muse takes your muse’s hand and slow dances with them without music playing [ 𝐖𝐄𝐓 ] My muse helps yours out of soaking wet clothes [ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] My muse gently runs a hand over your muse’s back/arm [ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] My muse hugs yours tightly after not having seen them for a while [ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ] My muse steps protectively in front of yours [ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] My muse holds yours while they cry

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send a symbol for my muse to…

🤓 geek out over something 🤩 be starstruck 🥳 celebrate something 🤯 be shocked by something 😍 watch your muse doing something attractive 🤫 hush your muse 🤞 cross their fingers for luck 💪 appreciate your muse’s muscles 👀 check out your muse 🙈 cover their eyes 🙉 cover their ears 🙊 cover their mouth 🦚 show your muse something they’re proud of ☄️ make a wish 🚨 witness an emergency 🚦 interrupt your muse 📺 discuss the news 📱 show your muse something on their phone 🛋 curl up on the couch with your muse 🔎 study something closely 💭 blurt out their thoughts to your muse

[sinfxlmemes]

Send ♏ to find my muse in nothing but their underwear!

[natalyaromanovaaa-deactivated20]

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it:

No | Rather Not | I Dunno | I Guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh. God. You Don’t Even Know |