It was your mistake tagging me because I might get a little diabolical. These are in order from what I THINK is the most tame to least tame.
I’m a little unsure about putting him here. I do think he has some pretty privilege but when I compare him to other characters it might be nothing.
He’s cute and pathetic. He’s a lot like me and I find a lot of comfort in his struggles to fit in and make friends.
I have never watched the movies except for the Bumblebee movie. That was actually was first ever time viewing as Transformers media. Also in the theatre parking lot we passed by a completely purple car with with license plate that said “Purpled1ck” and I like to think that was Dave Miller from Dsaf because I was in the fandom at the time.
ANYWAYS. A lot of people make fun of him for looking like a dorito. I personally like his triangle shape. Triangles are attractive unless it’s Bill Cipher I refuse to like him because he’s already too popular sorry not sorry.
I love all Starscreams, beautiful and ugly. As much as I think Starscream should be beautiful I think we should also have more ugly Starscreams.
He’s doesn’t take baths, only cares about money and food, full time scam artist, womanizer. Would grope you all the time and take you as a trophy but also be in deeply in love with you and ONLY realize that after he completely fucks up your relationship with him. If they are disgusting people but love me, it’s my type.
Obake Garçon / Yami no Garçon
These two are only the same person in the anime!! In the book they are completely separate people!!
Obake Garçon is cute and pathetic too. He’s owns the restaurant but gets bossed around by everyone else. Also parties so hard he washes up on a beach with seaweed on him. Also had a crush on Yami Garçon as kid, not so much anymore. I prefer Obake now because Yami is a little too conventionally attractive for my tastes.
Darkrai from Rise of Darkrai
Childhood crush again. I hate voices and especially voice acting. It makes me cringe and feel sick. It’s just so gross but Darkrai’s voice actor in the movie is different. I love him. He’s misunderstood and only wanted to protect his dear friend Alicia’s granddaughter.
Lucario from Lucario and the mystery of Mew
EXACTLY THE SAME AS DARKRAI. Genuinely thought they had the same voice actors all these years. They do not. But for character they are extremely similar. Misunderstood but at the same time misunderstands.
I’m going to be crucified. They’re was my first starter ever in my first ever Pokémon game. I have a huge soft spot for them. These are just my headcanons for my Dewott, it’s that they are extremely protective of their trainer and is a bit of tsundere. You may start to see a pattern here with the Pokémon being tsunderes.
I got yelled at school for this one in tenth grade. My classmates literally started screaming in terror and yelled at our art teacher: “THEY WOULD FUCK A SQUID”
Yes they did actually say that in front of our teacher. Thankfully she didn’t care at all. Probably because the teacher was also a freak. I think she had thing for my dad and also said to us that she secretly ships her students.