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[ex0skeletal-undead]

Insomnia by Vincenzo Lamolinara

[goldcrescent]

I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀

[goldcrescent]

if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old

[salvaation]

literally been thinking of making this since i first watched so here

[wikuschka]

man i swear cockatiels know dissociation because my female cockatiel is hitting the Stare™ while sitting in front of her nest box

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

[voyage-of-the-porn-spreader]

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

[wikuschka]

Nobody tells you that the most challenging part about doing dairy-free and gluten-free alternatives is just... not remembering what the original tastes like. I'm consulting my friends because I straight up Don't Remember the texture of tvaroh (cream cheese? cottage cheese?) and I'm attempting one from vegan yoghurt

[zkouska-siren]

ZKOUŠKA SIRÉN!

Zkouška sirén, zkouška sirén, právě probíhá zkouška sirén!

[wikuschka]

How I'm looking at y'all watching high quality Iron Lung on youtube since it's not available in my country

[wikuschka]

aaauuugghhh why is particle physics so hard.... my phd whyy.....

[wikuschka]

turns out its because the course is mainly targeted at theoretical physicists. lmaoo im out of my league

[wikuschka]

aaauuugghhh why is particle physics so hard.... my phd whyy.....

[kelpiemomma]

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[wikuschka]

Can I be a hater for a second. Every time I see Simon Ironlung fanart and the guy just looks white, the kill bill sirens go off in my head. Make that guy visibly wasian korean or so help me blood god

[beanswithbones]

"We are all We are one In the blood "

[hylianengineer]

There is one very important thing I need people without major dietary restrictions to understand: the distress caused by allergies, celiac disease, and other food restrictions is largely not about the food.

Do I miss some foods I can't eat anymore without getting sick? Sure, but that's not what really bothers me. What bothers me is being excluded from a huge portion of human social life of which food is a crucial component. What bothers me is the stress and social stigma of trying to figure out what I can safely eat. What bothers me is the amount of extra work and cost that is required of me to identify, obtain, and prepare safe foods. What bothers me is people treating my needs like a nuisance, as though I chose to be like this - as though their brief inconvenience to check an ingredients list is unreasonable, when I deal with this every day of my life forever.

I don't miss the food that much. I miss not having to worry about what I eat. I miss freedom. I miss when trying new foods and new restaurants was fun instead of a minefield. I miss not having to plan my entire life around the need for safe foods.

Food is such a basic human need, and a lot of people don't really need to think about it. When your danger foods can be anywhere and everywhere, suddenly your entire life revolves around avoiding them, and it massively sucks. You get used to it and it's not a big deal most of the time, but then you go to a new restaurant, or your office has a potluck, or you've been invited to a party and suddenly it feels just as miserable and exhausting as it ever has.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

Skokan skřehotavý (Pelophylax ridibundus)

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[kleefkruid]

The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'

"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon

[eastern-lights]

Op why would you hide this is the tags

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: 'Do you speak a foreign language?' Yeah yours /End ID]