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So like…nothing triggers ur gag reflex but potatoes?

Yes.

do you consider going from president to burger van owner a downgrade or upgrade

The job itself? Definitely an upgrade. Not nearly as much paperwork

Do you have any meat alternative burgers or shall I just sadly eat fries with no burger. Or should I just not go to a burger place in general.

No meat alternatives you come here for FRESH beef

Have you ever even eaten your own burgers

Once. Torturous

what's your hair care routine

One of everything in the Target hair product isle

Hey king, what’s your favorite time of day to watch the sky? I like dusk, that pretty moment just after sunset but before it’s truly dark out feels like that final ending note in a song that doesn’t complete the final chord. It’s calming but doesn’t quite feel like an ending, more like an extended pause while you wait for the next song, the next day, to start. Though I would probably enjoy watching stars a lot more if it weren’t for all the light pollution.

Would you like a diary to write your poetry in? My tumblr inbox hardly seems the appropriate place

i went to your restaurant and got fucking food poisoning what the hell

I'm very sorry. Paradise Burgers offers compensation to anyone who has issues with us just ;please don't sue

Hey. I am not ‘anonymous’, it just says I am. You probably have lots of different people like me asking you questions, but we have chosen to conceal our names, which is why we all appear as ‘anon’. Hope this helps.

Oh my fucking god

any advice for aspiring politicians

Stop aspiring

hello mr soot do you think being dead for a bit made you any better at the art of the grill. would you recommend dying to any up-and-coming burger entrepenuers

Learned nothing from dying.... It was hard work and dedication and patience that taught me what i know. A month ago i burned all food i touched. Now i can run the van by myself. Living is the key to doing absolutely anything, Anonymous. Suicide is never the answer. I know for a fact that nobody is going to revive you, and you won't be able to become a grill master, because you'll be fucking dead. Look ahead and see all opportunity you're afforded and take it, Anonymous

Hey if hypothetically a customer came to your burger van and that customer hypothetically lost their fucking house in a big explosion last November would they get a discount or. Perhaps a coupon

One free Wilburger tray & drink. Sorry. This is just the normal "veterans" discount but if you tell me in-person how you were affected I might be so struck with guilt that I give you more

Hey king what is your favourite type of bird

The turkey. Reminds me of my favorite musical, Hamilton

tf is ranboo sauce

It's my co-worker Ranboo's sauce

haven't seen your employee at the van for a while

Well he might be hiding. Have you considered that, Anonymous? Maybe he's ducking under the counter because he's afraid of you

I will answer more questions later, I promise. But now i need to go look at the stars & then sleep. Peace and love all

if you don't mind my asking why is your son a fox

Why are you a human? The world gives what it gives and if really all you can do with the things you cant change is find acceptance.

hi are you a red head?

No

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