no sex yes cake

Flor. Deaf (HoH, 50% loss in both ears) and asexual. No sign language. Dutch-speaking part of Belgium. Librarian. My main fandoms are MCU, Good Omens, Red White Royal Blue, The Old Guard, The Witcher, Schitt's Creek and Our Flag Means Death. Booklr blog: @booksnotbombs

[rylandsgrace]

#Love triangle is out #Throuple is in

[scientia-rex]

As a doctor, do you have any hygiene tips you think most people could use hearing? Like things people seem to neglect or do wrong that pop up and cause problems? Thanks!

EARS. Earwax is genetically determined. Some people get dry, scant earwax and others get wet, copious earwax. The biggest mistake I see is relying on Q-tips. Every time you stimulate the inside of your ear canal it makes your ears go “oh shit, there’s a threat! I better make more protective wax!” and next thing you know you’ve managed to jam a bunch of wax you told you ears to make back up against your ear drums and you can’t hear as well. Don’t rely on Q-tips. When you’re in the shower, let warm water run in, mush it around by pushing on your tragus (the cartilage flap in front of the canal), and let it drain. Repeat. Blot dry your ears with the edge of a towel or a Kleenex or something afterwards. If you tend to get really stubborn wax, use Debrox drops once or twice a week.

And vaginas. They’re mucus membranes once you get past the labia majora! You wouldn’t soap the inside of your mouth, don’t soap your vagina! It’s a self cleaning oven and if it smells weird GO SEE A MEDICAL PROVIDER because over the counter shit probably isn’t the right answer.

Dandruff isn’t because your scalp is dry. It’s because of a microorganism called malassezia furfur. It eats scalp oils. Dandruff shampoos mostly work pretty well.

Those are the three I can think of off the top of my head. Never use Irish Spring soap! It’s so heavily fragranced it’s a contact dermatitis waiting to happen! I once had a guy develop full body itching and I was JOKING when I said “what, did you just switch to Irish Spring?” and from then until he died he was convinced I was a witch because I was RIGHT.

[newtstabber]

Until he DIED??

[scientia-rex]

Not from the soap! Unrelated medical causes.

[youngwoochoo]

@pscentral​ event 03: team colors ↳ Moon Knight + Yellow 🌕

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[nicostiel]

OFMD S2 + text posts

[thebyrchentwigges]

I don’t know where this came from but I NEEDED it

[malcolm-f-tucker]

Image ID: blue text on a cream background which reads “Nine types of rest. 1) time away 2) permission to not be helpful 3) something “unproductive” 4) connection to art and nature 5) solitude to recharge 6) a break from responsibility 7) stillness to decompress 8) safe space 9) alone time at home”. End ID.

[crystaltoa]

Misread “decompress” as “decompose” and didn’t notice anything wrong at first. Like, yeah, that checks out, it’s ROTTING TIME.

[im-sebastian-stan-deactivated20]

@giftober 2023 and @mcuchallenge

Day #29:Backpacks/Handbags

[anexistingexistence]

Yes I want to write my story but my story doesn't want to be written so what the fuck am I supposed to do about that huh?

[dyrewrites]

Write a different one to make it jealous.

[dduane]

Mysteriously, this does seem to work. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[izzy-hands]

Official Mateys™

[copperbadge]

If you freeze holy water, do you get a popesicle?

Only if you boil the hell out of it first. 

[keikomivra]

Does no one appreciate AvengerCon?

[thatsbelievable]

[fuckyeahdeafandasexual]

Fav color? Fav dessert?

Fav color : purple, green and yellow

Fav dessert : ice cream (and cake ofc)

[fuckyeahdeafandasexual]

Hello <3 would you rather cuddle a cat sized songbird or a songbird sized cat?

A songbird sized cat! 🐱🐈

[marvelgifs]

Bonus:

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law 1x01 A Normal Amount of Rage

[blackleatherjacketz]

[viaalterego]

[trishacollins]

Actually, my therapist has told me this is a healthy way of processing things. Because you can get the trauma out of your head And you can write the ending you wish it had. The trusted person rescue, the catharsis of getting to kill the one who hurt you.

It's good for your brain. It's healthier than bottling it up. Fiction is where we go for emotional release. That can be true with trauma too.

[erelierraceala]

so what you're saying is

character: NO

therapist: YES

[samuelroukin]

CON O'NEILL as Izzy Hands in OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH (2022— ) Episode 2.08