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87vettel

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY: MARC-ANDRE FLEURY RETURNS TO THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

kryboxkrinkledicks

happy manwhore monday to this man specifically

#goddamn #parasocially

libraford

Listen, I'm having fun playing with the ultra patriotic voice, but after a couple years in blue-collar landscaping jobs, you really do need to phrase things like that.

"I'm pretty sure that fella ain't here legally."

"Well, that ain't your business Chip, it's his."

They hate being preached to. If you pull out words like 'gender wage gap' they'll tell you you're brainwashed by the far left media.

"He's one of them transgenders."

"He got freedoms too, Jimmy."

weshallbekind

Also, please understand that SO often the real issue these people have is that they just want to say something inappropriate. They don't like being told they can't say "fag", so they'd say it for a reaction, just like a teenager would.

Shut down the conversation without reacting.

"His dick, not mine" will get you much further to shutting that guy down than "well it's really inappropriate to call someone a slur while I'm the job site".

And that's the point. To shut them up. To make them quit saying shit like that. The first one makes him seem kinda weird for caring about what that guy does with his dick. The second one gives him something to fight against and make a big deal about.

mckitterick

code-switching matters for communicating across cultures of all varieties

ranboolivesaysstuff

April will be a good month :)) just gotta get through this one 💪💪💪

ranboolivesaysstuff

Jesus FUCK gotta get through this one

gyudons

another day another slay for the edmonton oilers’ jesse pujuljarvi

hunterrrs

HELLO to our new guy

blackpyrefly

girls aren't saying this about me yet but they will be

jfkthedilf

homunculus-argument

"Who radicalized you"

Actually I was taught at home that it's rude to be shitty at other people for no reason, and then some americans decided that this is a radical political ideology.

disgustinggf

i cannot be normal about masked men. Do u maybe wanna fuck me or stab me or both

olderthannetfic

Tbh I'm in awe that people STILL mix up wanton and wonton. "His wonton yearning..." oh his yearning for dumplings? For little dumplings in soup?? That's what he's yearning for???

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I mean, I certainly yearn for them.

princessmarshmallowx

I'm just gonna... Leave this here.. 😅

I have thoughts. And they are UNCLEAN.

#i’m so unwell

stuckinapril

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

badangle

happy mr hatty hopping over to get the ek pets he deserves

hunterrrs

the sid/erik fic writes itself

maljic

13th career hat trick

hedgehog-moss

Whenever I buy something heavy from the farm supply store, the cashier carries it all the way to my car, which is very nice of him and I don't mind since he's a strapping young man, but sometimes he's busy with other customers and the co-owner of the store will come out to carry the thing for me. And she's an incredibly petite fifty-something woman so it just feels wrong. I'm a short person but I'm significantly taller than her and also younger, and every time I'll desperately trot behind her insisting that she let me carry, say, the 20kg bag of chicken feed I just bought and she adamantly refuses and just goes "no problem"

I'm in awe of her. I once bought a pile of 2-metre solid chestnut fence posts that are so heavy and cumbersome I can only carry 2 or 3 at a time and she just scooped up the whole lot, threw it over her shoulder and strode away. I was fully expecting her to fall backwards on account of the laws of physics but no...?? And the tall quince tree I bought last year was no problem either

This week I saw a flyer in town advertising a cattle fair to be held in the field behind the farm store and I am reasonably certain of what would happen if I went and bought one of these animals