Wonderland is near

pretty things, beautiful women, handsome men, cute animals and stuff

[official-german-gaming]

Neues Jahr, neue Ladung an schlechten, deutschen Valentinskarten!

[betweenheroesandvillains]

petition to make Americans google “euro” before writing fic

[supportive-snapmaw]

If you can roll up a coin you deserve to snort coke imo

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

Superman is doing drugs in the UK -not clickbait- -gone wrong-

[karometeenk]

petition to make tumblr users google “what countries use the euro” before commenting on a post

[wandalabee]

-Do you have one last wish? -Yeah, the song from the “Superperforator” commercial!

[sonicthehedgehog]

Random appreciation post for the best little buddy out there: Tails!

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

Die Regierung 2020: Die Inzidenz muss unter 50, am Besten noch unter 35 bleiben. 

Die Regierung 2021 bei einer Inzidenz von fast 200:

[sonicthehedgehog]

Sometimes it’s ok to go a little slower.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[langernameohnebedeutung]

I just realised that the rest of the world doesn’t know about one of my favourite New Year’s Eve in Germany things:

Angela Merkel getting out her shiny blazers for her speech.

They’re only for New Year’s Eve. The shiny Merkel is very rare and can only be spotted on the 31st of December.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

This year we got shiny with some sort of rococo pattern.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Silvery Merkel of 2018.

[not-a-sidekick]

Shiny Merkel of 2019! I really enjoy the color this year.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

An adventurous duochrome!

[langernameohnebedeutung]

shinier than ever for 2020

[thepoisonroom]

writing a cover letter is just like: here is my worksona she has no mental illnesses and hates breaks! i would like to larp her for 40 hours a week with full pay and benefits

[ouferrat]

She has never heard of Karl Marx, unions or strikes!

[haydenchristensengifs]

David annoying Griffin on purpose pt. 1

Jumper (2008)

[official-nordrheinwestfalen]

[chalight-deactivated20221223]

[official-german-gaming]

[lisztig]

[corsilentium]

[official-german-puns]

[wigglebox]

I have no idea what any of these things say but I’m guessing it has the same mood as ‘Red Robin’ “YUM!”

[rinadragomir]

Let’s be honest: you can hear this music without sound  

  │ My little strawberry pie -  Jackson Rathbone │

[rainbowryland]

how the world sees germany:

how germans see germany:

[if-we-are-free-tell-me-why]

Angela Merkel became Chancellor of Germany three days after Supernatural premiered on the CW. I don’t know what to do with this information but I think people should know. 

[sprotteslaettberg]

Supernatural ended in 2020 and Angela Merkel is currently in her last year as Chancellor, a new one will be elected in fall 2021.

[shiinsei]

Das liest sich wie ein Horoskop in der Fernsehzeitung

(Quelle: Tagesschau Instagram)

[mapsontheweb]

Most Popular Local Beer Brands in German-Speaking Countries

[omghotmemes]

We are unique