long way down ;

jack wilde; 24. law student. all round handsome guy.

[wildejacks]

lor-lopezpierce‌:

My one mom texted me “ slay queen “ and my other mom a unicorn. I don’t understand moms. 

And you have two of them. Does that make you twice as likely to understand them, or just twice as confused?

[wildejacks]

dailysaskia‌:

That’s… ominous.

End of the world, maybe? I’d trust Kitty Wilde to know about it before me, honestly.

[wildejacks]

My mom texted me “🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄” with zero context earlier, and then just said “you’ll see” when I asked her about it. Kitty Wilde, cryptid of the year.

[jesstasticvoyage]

[wildejacks]

sms📲 ( jacskia. )

SASKIA: You're a smart man. Good idea.

SASKIA: Not your fault, but thank you 😊

JACK: Someone has to think of the practicalities.

JACK: If he doesn't see what a gem you are, that's his loss.

[wildejacks]

sms📲 ( jacskia. )

SASKIA: Yeah. It was.

SASKIA: Uh hurt. Betrayed. Like I want to run him over with an 18-wheeler.

SASKIA: Thank you, Jack. That's very sweet of you.

JACK: You might struggle to get one of those down some of these narrow New York streets. Better to lure him out to the countryside.

JACK: Anytime. I'm sorry you're feeling so down.

[wildejacks]

sms📲 ( jacskia. )

SASKIA: No, apparently I'm the crazy one ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

SASKIA: Uh we had a pregnancy scare. Had very differing ideas on how to proceed. Decided I wasn't worth it even without the baby, I guess.

SASKIA: Thank you.

SASKIA: I'm visiting my parents in Cali but I'll be home in a few days, we can go after?

JACK: Wow. That's intense.

JACK: How are you feeling?

JACK: Of course. My treat.

[wildejacks]

sms📲 ( jacskia. )

[READ]

SASKIA: Oh um, well that sounds really nice

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SASKIA: Can we strike Cameron from the list if that's... possible?

SASKIA: He broke up with me

SASKIA: But I guess on the bright side that means we can have Miles there without anyone flipping a table

JACK: He broke up with you? Is he crazy?

JACK: What happened?

JACK: He's struck from the list.

[wildejacks]

Everyone out here talking about Halloween and Christmas when yesterday was National Pierogi Day and not one person sent me a card in the mail. What do I keep you lot around for if not that? Disgraceful.

[wildejacks]

SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )

AVA: ur literally being so mean to me when im like the nicest person in the world

AVA: i cannot even believe this

JACK: Had to double check it was actually you sending that text.

JACK: Surprised you haven't passed out from laughing so hard.

[wildejacks]

SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )

AVA: oh thank god

AVA: shut up, i do not have a complex

JACK: Okies Napoleon.

JACK: I'll call you Napo for short.

JACK: Uh oh. I said short.

[wildejacks]

📲Jack

BENJI: I can handle your mom and so can my dad, but apparently cam's mom scares my dad? Idk, I could be wrong.

BENJI:....holy fudge that's a lot.

JACK: Really, Mike Chang thinks Rachel St. James is scarier than Kitty Wilde? I can see it, but it's a tight competition.

JACK: Oh. $100?

[wildejacks]

SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )

AVA: is this your weird way of trying to get in my pants?

AVA: bc pass

AVA: I AM NOT SHORT OMG

JACK: Oh, no. We'd use IVF and a surrogate for sure.

JACK: I meant our mothers.

JACK: But I see someone has a complex.

[wildejacks]

SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )

AVA: ???

AVA: basically the better version of the royal family if you ask me

JACK: I feel an obligation to provide the world with what it needs.

JACK: Equally short, equally deadly.

[wildejacks]

SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )

AVA: both tbh

AVA: they'll basically be superhumans

AVA: our power

JACK: Don't tempt me.

JACK: The only thing more formidable would be the combination of their grandmothers.

[wildejacks]

sms📲 ( rack. )

Reese: I could brag about how great it is but I'm not a douche.

Reese: That's some psychopathic shit, dude.

JACK: Very kind.

JACK: But then very rude.

[wildejacks]

SMS 📲 ( JAVA. )

AVA: it's like we'd be breeding the world's future evil leaders

AVA: how adorable

JACK: I can't tell if it's good or bad for the world for us to create such creatures.