[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[anyaesaura]

[i-got-a-new-blog-deactivated201]

Never thought of it that way?🤔

[twitterscreencaps]

[michaelsfassbender]

[clintscoffeepot]

Person 1: How did you take down Captain America?

“Sassy Nazi”: We shot him in ze legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idio— (via)

[wildflouers]

Me: *sees my stuffed animal on the floor next to my bed*

Me: Why wasn't I a better parent

[iceinmyoj]

why did we as a society let Big Time Rush die

[turntwifey]

just want someone who can’t shut the fuck up about me

[thebestoftumbling]

[solisseblog]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Taylor: i wanna see the receipts!!!

Kim: 

[arainbowparadise]

taylor (and her too-dedicated s wifties) in 2 seconds

anyone with common sense

[superwhatlocked]

Don’t apologize for your dog coming up to me, that is exactly what I wanted

[slytherinstylinson]

You’ve never truly seen me happy until you’ve seen me at a one direction concert

[ch4nel]

[lyjerria]

I love lowkey vulgar girls that curse a little too much. I’m talking about myself

[nickxdee-deactivated20181221]

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed