wiley

nonbinary - they/them - 20 please note before following: sometimes posts contain n/s/f/w or potentially triggering content in the form of memes and psa. dm me if you want me to actively tag any certain topic.

[sandmandaddy69]

[yo-its-matt]

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

[yo-its-matt]

No, fuck. Chiropractors

[chippyyyz]

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

[hyah-through-hyrule]

Obsessed with this

[hyah-through-hyrule]

[redbeansesameball]

rewatched chicken run

[ramnamsatyahai-deactivated20210]

[3itchcraft]

She is soggy

[transmascmoss]

Oh shes so good at that

[gotterhag]

Riveting performance

[daughter-of-sapph0]

the little jog in place to get hyped up before drinking! perfection!

[the-book-reaper]

absolutely LOVE that meow

[tiktokstowatch]

[lingwenboobs]

reblog to tranquilize the person you reblogged this from

[runby2]

[gaycop]

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[testosteronetwunk]

[wilesfiles]

so i'm on tumblr mobile i keep getting these ads, specifically for IMVU, and when i reach them and I try to scroll past, it scrolls the ad instead of my dash

and if that wasnt annoying enough, it plays blaring music that doesn't stop when i scroll past the ad, so i have to scroll back up to mute it

how very tumblr to try and introduce a new type of ad to make money that ends up only barely functioning, and being the most annoying possible addition to my dash

[wilesfiles]

p.s. does imvu still have that dating app feature in a game marketed towards minors? a bit questionable ngl

[wilesfiles]

so i'm on tumblr mobile i keep getting these ads, specifically for IMVU, and when i reach them and I try to scroll past, it scrolls the ad instead of my dash

and if that wasnt annoying enough, it plays blaring music that doesn't stop when i scroll past the ad, so i have to scroll back up to mute it

how very tumblr to try and introduce a new type of ad to make money that ends up only barely functioning, and being the most annoying possible addition to my dash

[straightboyfriend]

don’t talk to me until i’ve fucked my coffee

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

flexing on people with executive dysfunction by doing the dishes even though i don't feel like it

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

[asundergrowth]

[soupwife]

man you guys have got to stop getting mad at people for tagging your post as whatever annoying thing. tags used to be sacred. you weren't supposed to see it. it's the culture. "Stop tagging this as [character]". No!! You have no right to make demands on me!! I can do whatever I want in the tags. Just cause Tumblr decided to set up a camera in my house and broadcast it live doesn't mean you get to make fun of me for going "wheee!!!" when I get into bed it's my fucking house and my fucking business!!!!!

[wakeupforgood]

#'why are people being annoying' ma'am you're on the Being Annoying Website

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[verseno]

[wilesfiles]

i still sing this fcking song all the time