Behold! a cat

i have a weird cat. i’m making it your problem

[wilhelm-in-places]

Intro thing: I post pictures of Wilhelm in places

Who is Wilhelm?

This is Wilhelm.

He was born in someone’s garage and abandoned by his mom so I’ve raised him. I apparently did not spend enough time doing early childhood education. He is an idiot

Sometimes The Car will also be in places

Who is The Car?

This is The Car.

He showed up one day and wouldn’t stop yelling at me until I fed him, so I guess he lives here now. He is also an idiot but marginally smarter than Wilhelm

[databent]

hi. i really, really need everyone to see this gif of someones frog i just saw on reddit

[wilhelm-in-places]

spying

[sillybuglover]

A dumb thing I did of that one meme,, for you to have until I finish another drawing

[wilhelm-in-places]

his newest string. also he’s in the ocean

[headspace-hotel]

My version of "doomscrolling" nowadays is just going to iNaturalist, browsing pictures of animals and fantasizing about where I would introduce them outside of their natural range if I was some kind of ecology-focused evil scientist. I do this when I'm depressed. I don't know if it helps.

[i-love-hyenas]

Bring hyena to Texas put Texas in hyena paws humans can trust Texas to hyena pack yesss

[headspace-hotel]

How could I disagree with such a trustworthy source

[chekhovs-raygun]

animals i really want to introduce to the USA:

-red pandas in Indiana, Kentucky, and Ohio. they can live in those you-pick orchards and delight tourists, and in the winter the big ones can be harvested by the farmers for food and fur. america also has native bamboo, as well as plenty of escaped invasives.

-koalas in southern california. we already have a lot of feral eucalpytus in the state and it makes our wildfires way worse. let's put koalas in there too. coyotes can hunt them like dingos do.

-cheetahs in colorodo, wyoming, nebraska, and oklahoma. we had cheetahs here once, that's why pronghorns are so fast. let's give them something to really haul ass about.

-spotted hyenas in texas and new mexico. did you know there's actually a shit ton of oryx already roaming around new mexico? they were brought in for a game preserve. oryx can fight off lions, but spotted hyenas are actually superior pack hunters with some of the highest kill rates of large cooperative predators in the world. we might have a problem with ranchers, but like: fuck ranchers. they already decimated the mexican wolf populations. they deserve hyenas.

-pangolins. i would drop these guys in arizona honestly. everyone in arizona hates and fears fire ants. i think entire neighborhoods would throw ecstatic parades for pangolins (which smell much better than giant anteaters) at least until a pangolin dug straight through their pasteboard condo.

-new zealand's little penguin in louisiana. they burrow into mud and sand banks during the day and tolerate quite hot temperatures! i think they'd do fine, and louisiana is sliding into the gulf anyway. let's have penguins there. i'd also try them out in new england in case lousiana is just too swampy for them. i feel like new yorkers would go insane with pride over having penguins around. they would act like they invented the whole concept of penguins. we should let them.

-water buffalo. georgia and the carolinas. i just think it would give everyone there some interesting new problems.

-i firmly believe that asiatic elephants would do great in the southeastern united states. it's a subtropical climate that's only going to get swampier as things heat up, and there's plenty of kudzu and tall grass species for them to munch on. they're also smart enough to learn to navigate and negotiate with people, and to follow set routes around human farms rather than tromp through them, so disruption to existing human infrastructure would be minimal but occasionally hilarious. i think it would be so cool to have an american subspecies of elephant. if i ever win the lottery this IS what i am going to be doing with my millions.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Animals I would introduce to each continent:

Europe: Wombat

We've had enough of your fucking rabbits and foxes. Here, have a huge badger type thing that can destroy cars with its arse. It'll outcompete your badgers and where will you be then. Haha.

Asia: Wombat

We've had enough of Indian camels ruining our deserts. Here's something to ruin your terrain for a change.

North America: Wombat

We've had enough of United States tourists with no manners. Here's some tourists with even less manners.

South America: Wombat

WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR FUCKING CANE TOADS. WOMBATS FOR YOU.

Africa: Wombat

The feral ostriches aren't actually all that much of a problem right now, but in revenge for the problem they will probably become in the future, have some fucking wombats.

Antarctica: Wombat

I'll take it right back home and warm it up I promise I. I just really want to see a wombat walk and dig in the snow.

Australia: Wombat

The populations of all three species of wombat are dangerously low.

[hollowedskin]

Let This Man Undermine Your House

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#HOW FUCKING BIG ARE WOMBATS?????? I THOUGHT THEY WERE SMALL#They are so cute though

Nothing in Australia is the size you think it's going to be

[sroloc--elbisivni]

i am aware they are different marsupials but i DID think of this post when I found out there are roughly 500 wallabies loose on the Isle of Man.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i thought wombats were rabbit-sized? but they're actually hugelarge?? wow???

RABBIT-SIZED??

[the-great-void]

I mean it could be comparable to rabbit sized. Still bigger though

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#i do want to get to australia to see unexpectedly giant animals but the spider-induced anxiety would probably end me

Don't worry, some of those spiders are also unexpectedly giant animals!

[wilhelm-in-places]

painted my old lady chickens in a tub for bathroom decoration. i haven’t painted in a long time wasn’t really sure what i was doing

[saturnisfallingdown]

the worst part of the deleted scenes is that i understand why they cut every single one and theres this palpable difference where you can tell its moreso just ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set than narratively serving grace and rocky. this however has led to my new demand for a 3 hour movie of ryan gosling and james ortiz having fun on set muppet style.

[chernozemm]

🤌🤌🤌

[a-magpie-in-ankh-morpork]

prev this is a genius idea @littlelatinboy-sindrag

#genuinely a show of just like. ten to fifteen minute segments#each episode detailing a different silly adventure on Erid or the trip to Erid#where they’re just goofing around and there’s no plot just fun and friendship

[punishedsaints]

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[onceuponatmi]

If you insist, this is Betty White Kittyface

[lucifers-lawyer]

This is White Russian and Canela, engaged in mortal combat

[amysnotdeadyet]

Lapis and Trotsky, snuggling. Ignore the mess, it's always like this.

[galadriel1010]

This is Magnus. He has no spine

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Cheeto, a very orange cat.

[anamericangirl]

Jekyll 💜

[hijabi-flavored-nerd]

@wilhelm-in-places

[wilhelm-in-places]

if you insist, Wilhelm vs Car’s first reactions to being outside in the new place. Carlos is loving life. Wilhelm has declared himself a permanent indoor cat.

also some cozy pictures of the two

[captain-price-returns]

gentrification is when trash goes in trash cans

[teaboot]

(walking down a street and not stepping in any needles, glass, rotten food, loose bags or bottles of piss) this whole damn place has gone to shit

[wilhelm-in-places]

i found a little kitty while i was walking and it reminded me of carlos

[what-even-is-thiss]

I think that now I’m one of those evil people in the movies that thinks an AI can’t be a person. I’m the guy saying that your robot girlfriend isn’t real. They’re gonna kill me during the matrix wars.

[nous-portons]

First time trying wet food. They sent one to see if it was safe while the rest formed a council.

[intergalacticrats]

IS THAT THE CAR???????????

one Car, coming up

[hijabi-flavored-nerd]

BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

(You cannot hear this because I am squealing above the human hearing range)

[luna-azzurra]

You can't write a character being smart, you can only write a character being specific. Generic intelligence reads as nothing on the page. But give them one oddly precise observation nobody else in the room would think to make, and the reader assumes competence about everything else too. 

[i-do-anything-but-write]

Ooo that’s a smart one

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

we just don't know