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Willa Sinclair. 15. Sophomore.

[greernotdeer]

So, how big of a chance do I have to get at least Chip through the airport security?

[willaofsinclair-blog]

There is no way in hell you're gonna manage that. 

[scarlett-clyde]

Sure they will, but they’ll just look tacky. That is why I’m bringing plenty of different outfits, so I’ll have something crisp and clean to change into.

[willaofsinclair-blog]

You know it's just one suitcase per person, right? 

[scarlett-clyde]

Unlikely. Most of it— I don’t even know why I even brought them in the first place. Definitely ew.

[willaofsinclair-blog]

What else do you really need though? Shorts and a t-shirt will do you just fine. It's like whatever you buy is going stay crisp and clean, you'll be sweating your ass off by the end of the week. 

[polaris-dane-blog]

Downside to summer? Sunburn.

[willaofsinclair-blog]

According to my spaghetti-haired science teacher in 8th grade; freckled people are more likely to get skin cancer. 

[scarlett-clyde]

I really need to go shopping soon, I literally have nothing to wear for the Florida trip.

[scarlett-clyde]

[willaofsinclair-blog]

I'm sure you'll find something in your overflowing wardrobe. 

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

Family, uh––family meeting? Yeah, yeah–– give me a second. 

… actually.. I’ll–– I’ll try again tomorrow. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

You're a lazy asshole, you know that? 

[captainkurtevans]

Then there’s your answer. 

You could always get back at them, you know. Put porn on the television and put it up to full volume. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Not to sound like a total girl, but porn is kind of gross. 

[jacelynn-decker]

Huh… Normally it works the other way around. Like, sorry dude, but I don’t wanna suck your duck anytime soon. Am I right, ladies?

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Absolutely. 

[riosanti-deactivated20140813]

I’ll try my hardest not to.

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Yeah, it would be kinda a fucking grim way to start the summer. 

[laughing420-deactivated20200629]

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

I’m deeply wounded by your bitter comments. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Then I'm doing my job right. 

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

Fuck off, it’s hard to follow the character’s appearance step by step when you’re a short-haired guy who doesn’t want to look like a tramp. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

You don't already look like a tramp? Well, that's news to me.

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

In the best quality. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

But your hair isn't big! So that's a load of bullcrap. 

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

Wrong. Everything looks good on me. It’s, like, the rules of feminism. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot you were Gretchen fucking Wieners. 

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

This is why everybody hates you. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Jealousy isn't a good look on you, Lark. 

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

And to think that I had faith in you. But no, you decide to ruin my life in the cruelest way. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Ruinin' your life is just my talent. Can't blame me for what I was born with.

[zimmcrman-deactivated20190112]

Didn’t want to come off as ultra dirty, in case your parents found the phone. 

[willaofsinclair-blog]

Too bad I deleted the dick pics before you texted. You missed out, KG.