UBK

This shit is kind of a mess lol. Forgive me. Hope you like my blog. “It’s pointless to hide anything, when the one I’m hiding from, doesn’t see me anyways. Invisible is not hiding. Screaming secrets in an empty room are not revealing.” https://soundcloud.com/realubk

[tk4to]

[oxean]

when people read your messages and then don’t reply and your heart just breaks a little

[nemfrog]

223-232. Edible and poisonous mushrooms of Canada. 1979.

[februarfebruar2222-deactivated2]

[toxic-eunoia-deactivated2021081]

[blazeberg]

[wnq-writers]

Take breaks. Don’t break down.

mzhydesaysthings,  writing prompt #73: Write about the lessons you learned this year. (via wnq-writers)

[scienceisstrange]

[willgivefreehugs]

plot twist: you are everyone's first choice.

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

me walking into a mcdonalds in 2037: i’d like the 5 for .0000005 meal please :)

cashier: sure thing! that’ll just be .0000005 bitcoins. would you like to pay with wifi or take out a McLoan?

me: comcastie-kins can i pwease use the intewnet to twansfew some bitcoins to mcdonawds? ówò

comcast: uh oh pumpkin, you didn’t upgrade to the new premium money exchange package yet :(

me: guess i’ll take out another McLoan then!

cashier: sir it looks like you’ve actually exceeded your limit, you currently owe .13 bitcoins to mcdonald’s and im legally required to arrest you

me: not if i kill myself first

cashier, chasing me with a net: mcdonald’s owns the rights to your life so you’re not allowed to die

[loralion]

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[wnq-quotes]

I’m at a point where everyone I meet looks like a version of someone I already know.

Jennifer K. Sweeney, Fragments For The End Of The Year

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[wnq-quotes]

Do not protect my feelings if I ask your opinion: I’m asking because I’m unsure; I’m asking because I know something’s wrong. Tell me the truth. Be brutal. Help me.

Tennessee Williams, Follies of God: Tennessee Williams and the Women of the Fog

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[dagostinidd]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Someday archeologists are going to dig up Disney World and think that it was some type of bizarre mouse worshipping kingdom.

[blog-493629846]

That’s because it is fucker.

[sitoutside]