O great heavens I'm gorgeous!

A person cannot possibly lose a battle if one has a proper tea beforehand. Furthermore, I always win regardless of circumstance; ask Napoleon for proof.

[theironstraightjacket]

Your Grace

I don't mean to alarm you but it's gotten worse!

Most of our men are flailing around in agony from severe tea time withdrawals.

Others tried to survive by drinking tea alone, although it took remarkable will, and caused many to go mad..

The highlanders are faring better due to their whiskey consumption; but most of us are withering away..

Send more biscuits sire, I implore you!

Yours sincerely, the 69th (South Lincolnshire) Regiment of Foot

Gentlemen

This fast eh!? Suffice it to say, the biscuits that I had supplied are delayed due to local brigand and vagabond raids. I am currently overseeing and communicating with the 14th to give you supplies.

I am quite preoccupied at the moment so until further notice I shall not be able to respond.

Yours faithfully,

W

[theironstraightjacket]

Your Grace

We have an issue

We are out of biscuits, and the Scottish are not willing to share their shortbread. The ensuing lack of tea time is expected to kill about a fifth of our forces.

Send help

Yours sincerely,

The 69th (South Lincolnshire) Regiment of Foot

Those damned scots, should've been more strict on them...yes yes I shall have it sorted out

Yours faithfully,

Wellington

[theironstraightjacket]

hey Wellington!! Wanna have a tea party??? Great!

*puts a bowl in front of you and puts another in front of me*

you ever wonder what would happen if you blew napoleon up 🤔🤔🤔

*starts pouring tea into bowls*

Oh! One dosent say no to a cup of tea! (Wish fred were here) Oh...I-in bowls....okay🥲

*takes a sip*

What, like just randomly blew up? Or like in battle? But I think he'll be so pissed of he'll haunt me for the rest of my life. Which is terrible...

[theironstraightjacket]

Hey duke of wellington, im a big fan ❤️ I drew you and the king of prussia for the first time, i hope you like it 🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️❤️

ignore the angry napoleon in the cage ❤️ . .

A masterpiece I assure you, Napoleon in a cage is what makes it even more beautiful. I'll make sure to hang this in my quarters.

[theironstraightjacket]

binky bonky

Bingle bongle, dingle dangle, yickedy-doo, yickedy-dah, ping-pong, lippy-tappy-too-tah

[teenpoleon]

quick question but is Frederick William III a baddie with a fattie or a baddie with a flattie 🤔🤔🤔 just curious 😇

(I’m giggling while writing this btw)

not a baddie hes a CHOPPED CHUD

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

flattie baddie.

[teenpoleon]

WHAT ABOUT ME HUH😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHAG ABOUT ME

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

oh nap.

i can't talk about this in public.

[teenpoleon]

stop dying my dearest i Love yuo take me with yu i miss you i love you So Much

[freddywilly3]

bro💔....

[teenpoleon]

SHUT UP YOURE SO MUCH WORSE WITH WELLINGTON

[freddywilly3]

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO MENTION WELLINGTON BRO ARE YOU JUST THAT CRAZY FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP???????

[theironstraightjacket]

Im also wondering why.🤨📸 Ykw Fred let's go back to my place and have a HEALTHY, SOLID, LOVING relationship!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

[teenpoleon]

grgrrrr... GRRRRRRATGATRGRGGRR.... HISSSS SHISSSS HISSS HISSS

[theironstraightjacket]

@josies-girlblog / @tsar-alexander-girlblog get your man!!!!

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

oh gee, not again.

hi, arthur, thank you, arthur. this happens a lot.

[theironstraightjacket]

You're welcome, Alexander. You too hm? Don't worry I sometimes need to get Fred to settle down too. Anyways cheers.

[theironstraightjacket]

Sire, may you please ship some replacement bagpipes to us in the 78th in Java? We're trying to see who in the regiment can teach the locals to play Highland Laddie faster, but half our bagpipes have been stabbed by their curvy swords and we cannae bloody stitch em..

Wh-?? What??? Yknow lads, if the reports didn't say that your pipers charged the enemy like cavalry while wearing kilts and turbo dancing I would be obliged to give you new bagpipes....

P.S. learn how to sew

[teenpoleon]

quick question but is Frederick William III a baddie with a fattie or a baddie with a flattie 🤔🤔🤔 just curious 😇

(I’m giggling while writing this btw)

not a baddie hes a CHOPPED CHUD

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

flattie baddie.

[teenpoleon]

WHAT ABOUT ME HUH😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHAG ABOUT ME

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

oh nap.

i can't talk about this in public.

[teenpoleon]

stop dying my dearest i Love yuo take me with yu i miss you i love you So Much

[freddywilly3]

bro💔....

[teenpoleon]

SHUT UP YOURE SO MUCH WORSE WITH WELLINGTON

[freddywilly3]

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO MENTION WELLINGTON BRO ARE YOU JUST THAT CRAZY FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP???????

[theironstraightjacket]

Im also wondering why.🤨📸 Ykw Fred let's go back to my place and have a HEALTHY, SOLID, LOVING relationship!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

[teenpoleon]

grgrrrr... GRRRRRRATGATRGRGGRR.... HISSSS SHISSSS HISSS HISSS

[theironstraightjacket]

@josies-girlblog / @tsar-alexander-girlblog get your man!!!!

[teenpoleon]

quick question but is Frederick William III a baddie with a fattie or a baddie with a flattie 🤔🤔🤔 just curious 😇

(I’m giggling while writing this btw)

not a baddie hes a CHOPPED CHUD

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

flattie baddie.

[teenpoleon]

WHAT ABOUT ME HUH😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHAG ABOUT ME

[tsar-alexander-girlblog]

oh nap.

i can't talk about this in public.

[teenpoleon]

stop dying my dearest i Love yuo take me with yu i miss you i love you So Much

[freddywilly3]

bro💔....

[teenpoleon]

SHUT UP YOURE SO MUCH WORSE WITH WELLINGTON

[freddywilly3]

WHY DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO MENTION WELLINGTON BRO ARE YOU JUST THAT CRAZY FOR OUR RELATIONSHIP???????

[theironstraightjacket]

Im also wondering why.🤨📸 Ykw Fred let's go back to my place and have a HEALTHY, SOLID, LOVING relationship!!!🥰🥰🥰🥰

[theironstraightjacket]

um. um. hi wellington. (*´－｀*)ﾉ hiii. i um. think you're very handsome... ahahaha...

Thank you old chap, I think I'm handsome too <3

[teenpoleon]

If you were married to your wife would kiss Wellington if she gave you that dare

NO😭😭😭😭 but i mean i am her good boy. I WOULD DO IT FOR HER😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💥💥💥💥 in my mind im not kissing wellington. im kissing lannes sasha junot josephine

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

HEY JOSIE NAPOLEON HATES YOU I HAVE PROOF IT'S RIGHT HERE

[teenpoleon]

WHAT I DONT HATE JOSEPHINE???? OMFG

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

NANANANABOOBOO CANT HEAR WHILE YOU SHIT THE LOO

[teenpoleon]

WHAT THE FUCK😡😡😡😡😡 WHAT IS YOUR PRORBELMEMELM😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[freddywilly3]

FYM KISS WELLINGTON STOP WHAT IS THIS 💔💔

[theironstraightjacket]

WAIT WHAT WHATS HAPPENING🥀🥀🥀 HELL NO!!! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN KISS NAPOLEON🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 The only guy in could kiss is Freddy🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 FUCK YOU!!!

[theironstraightjacket]

♡｡ ₊°๑❤︎๑°₊ ｡♡

Gingers....heh~

♡｡ ₊°๑❤︎๑°₊ ｡♡

[theironstraightjacket]

I had a horrible nightmare last night, the terror I felt was so immense! I the dashing Duke of Wellington was having coffee! With Napoleon!

[freddywilly3]

@teenpoleon you would hate this 😭😭😭

You know..that little bastard shouldn't been in your dreams..IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME even though I'm not a big fan of coffee..maybe a little try?

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD EW WEHEELLW EWWW WWWWW EEWWWWEE and Fred you're so desperate for Arthur that you are willing to try COFFEE for him omfg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[freddywilly3]

I don't like Wellington that much!!! IT'S JUST IM CURIOUS FOR SOME COFFEE S-STOP!!🥺🥺🥺 but lowk your right...I'm so desperate for Wellington 🤤

[teenpoleon]

whtv wiener schnitzel🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 omfg wellington says otherwise he says you both are in a LOVING and HEALTHY relationship. imagine omfg

[freddywilly3]

Oh Wellington 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I mean...I have some free space on my bed if he wanna come over 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤yummmmmmmm I need Wellington hjijkdkdkdksskzkskksskfjfjfjfhfhfhdhdhdhfjfuffhfhffhffhffhf I'll do anything for him and what he asks me oh I'm such an good boy for anyone🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[teenpoleon]

WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GET TS OFF MY DASH BRO😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥

[theironstraightjacket]

What happened while I was gone😭😭😭😭NAPOLEON GET YOUR FILTHY FRENCH HANDS OFF OF FRED🔥💥🗣💥🔥😡😡😡I had enough trouble as it was when you escaped Elba😡😡😡😡

[teenpoleon]

IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING HIM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU FUCKING😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Arthur don't listen to naps I saw him touch Fred

[teenpoleon]

I DIDNT WTF

[ladyliszt]

lol napoléon doesn't have french hands. they're corsican

[teenpoleon]

YEA EXACRLY😡😡😡 b ur i mean i am frenhc...🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[josies-girlblog]

my dear, sweet, sweet husband. we are the emperor and empress of the french, but we are not really french

[teenpoleon]

okokgoukyook.... gogogogblfltnfnlt... whatever you SAY😍😍😍😍😍🥺🥺😍😍😘😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😍😍😘😚😍😚😘😍😚😍😚😘😚😍😚😘

[josies-girlblog]

and @theironstraightjacket napoleon's hands are beautiful and soft and lovely and corsican. so don't you go slandering them with complete lies.

[theironstraightjacket]

Hmm....sure....you can spend time with him and his soft and beautiful hands📸🤨🤨 I'll go back to my tea (and Fred) thank you very much😊😊😊😊

[theironstraightjacket]

I had a horrible nightmare last night, the terror I felt was so immense! I the dashing Duke of Wellington was having coffee! With Napoleon!

[freddywilly3]

@teenpoleon you would hate this 😭😭😭

You know..that little bastard shouldn't been in your dreams..IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME even though I'm not a big fan of coffee..maybe a little try?

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD EW WEHEELLW EWWW WWWWW EEWWWWEE and Fred you're so desperate for Arthur that you are willing to try COFFEE for him omfg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[freddywilly3]

I don't like Wellington that much!!! IT'S JUST IM CURIOUS FOR SOME COFFEE S-STOP!!🥺🥺🥺 but lowk your right...I'm so desperate for Wellington 🤤

[teenpoleon]

whtv wiener schnitzel🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 omfg wellington says otherwise he says you both are in a LOVING and HEALTHY relationship. imagine omfg

[freddywilly3]

Oh Wellington 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I mean...I have some free space on my bed if he wanna come over 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤yummmmmmmm I need Wellington hjijkdkdkdksskzkskksskfjfjfjfhfhfhdhdhdhfjfuffhfhffhffhffhf I'll do anything for him and what he asks me oh I'm such an good boy for anyone🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[teenpoleon]

WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GET TS OFF MY DASH BRO😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥

[theironstraightjacket]

What happened while I was gone😭😭😭😭NAPOLEON GET YOUR FILTHY FRENCH HANDS OFF OF FRED🔥💥🗣💥🔥😡😡😡I had enough trouble as it was when you escaped Elba😡😡😡😡

[teenpoleon]

IM NOT EVEN TOUCHING HIM😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 YOU FUCKING😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[hmsoffensivenspoleon]

Arthur don't listen to naps I saw him touch Fred

[teenpoleon]

I DIDNT WTF

[theironstraightjacket]

THATS IT!! YOU'RE GETTING SENT BACK TO AN ISLAND💥🔥🗣🔥💥🔥🗣💥🗣💥😡😡😡😡😡😡

[findaaccwiththesamename]

These wafers are most wondrous to partake of; 'tis but the base-born who possess such wretched palate.

[freddywilly3]

LMAO WHAT

[findaaccwiththesamename]

Drink more tea and you'll get it, say how about a tea party (That Corsican runt is banned from it)

[freddywilly3]

I mean..a tea party won't hurt me...are some people invited or is it just us?🥹

[theironstraightjacket]

Just us......oh yeah and that little red haired general Napoleon has. Don't mind him though

[darlingprinny-girlblog]

What about me? 😚

[theironstraightjacket]

Oh of course sire! Do bring the tea, I adore the royal blend!☕️☕️☕️☕️

[theironstraightjacket]

I had a horrible nightmare last night, the terror I felt was so immense! I the dashing Duke of Wellington was having coffee! With Napoleon!

[freddywilly3]

@teenpoleon you would hate this 😭😭😭

You know..that little bastard shouldn't been in your dreams..IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME even though I'm not a big fan of coffee..maybe a little try?

[teenpoleon]

OH MY GOD EW WEHEELLW EWWW WWWWW EEWWWWEE and Fred you're so desperate for Arthur that you are willing to try COFFEE for him omfg😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[freddywilly3]

I don't like Wellington that much!!! IT'S JUST IM CURIOUS FOR SOME COFFEE S-STOP!!🥺🥺🥺 but lowk your right...I'm so desperate for Wellington 🤤

[teenpoleon]

whtv wiener schnitzel🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 omfg wellington says otherwise he says you both are in a LOVING and HEALTHY relationship. imagine omfg

[freddywilly3]

Oh Wellington 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 I mean...I have some free space on my bed if he wanna come over 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤yummmmmmmm I need Wellington hjijkdkdkdksskzkskksskfjfjfjfhfhfhdhdhdhfjfuffhfhffhffhffhf I'll do anything for him and what he asks me oh I'm such an good boy for anyone🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[teenpoleon]

WHAT THE FUCK😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 GET TS OFF MY DASH BRO😭😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥💥

[theironstraightjacket]

What happened while I was gone😭😭😭😭NAPOLEON GET YOUR FILTHY FRENCH HANDS OFF OF FRED🔥💥🗣💥🔥😡😡😡I had enough trouble as it was when you escaped Elba😡😡😡😡

[theironstraightjacket]

Hello! Wellie!!! Helloooo!!! Why didn't you told me early you had a tumblr? 😋

- @darlingprinny-girlblog

Ah sire! How wonderful of you to greet me! I am deeply ashamed to not notify you in advance. 😔😔I had some trouble that involved a little French bastard....