i'm not fortune's fool, i'm yours

alice 🫀🇭🇺 // she/he // adult // eating leaves and bark mmm tastey // happily takes doodle reqs!

[aforest2006remaster]

yesterday i made a beetle out of soda tabs and wire. we took the bus home.

[mng139422]

⚠️

[germechart]

[tall]

[ihatejonarbuckle]

Jon Arbuckle tries to flirt with woman by saying people call him Jon Arfuckle (no one does that) (he fails every time) (more like Jon Arcuckle)

not only is he a creep, but he's also a liar

[socpens]

i never use this site so my year in review is fantastic

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[moveslikekeithrichards]

was playing 20 questions on the 8 hour drive to visit my grandparents & after like 10 minutes of utterly fruitless questioning my brother suddenly asks me with such exasperation & contempt "is it some sort of petrified remains"

[moveslikekeithrichards]

it was ötzi .

[slunch]

[dogpuppy]

[willgraham-manwhore]

You've caught me at a very hating men time of my life 😔☝️

[stagbeetleboy]

Oh my god rip the saint helena earwig. It was once the worlds largest earwig

Gravel mining completely destroyed its habitat and the introduction of invasive predators was the nail in the coffin. Fucking gravel mining..

[great-and-small]

Reminds me of this photo “After the Destruction” that won teenager Andrea Dominizi Young Photographer of the Year with the NHM of London last year.

The scene shows a longhorn beetle of the species Morimus asper across from the logging machinery that threatens its shrinking habitat. Some see the photograph as a heartbreaking portrayal of inevitable doom (and the bug’s genus name meaning “destined to die” doesn’t help) while others see a hopeful and defiant message where the beetle is as large as the machinery itself.

It’s probably my very favorite wildlife shot of the past decade, and one that gets people thinking about invertebrate conservation in a powerful way.

[willgrahamscock]

[fragranticareviewers]

[opens-up-4-nobody]

:-P

[vileidol]

guillermo del toro did not put a huge statue of medusa in that fucking lab just for white people with podcasts to say that the creature wasn't complicated enough

[scleraphone]

breaking the cycle