hiss hiss, bitch

idk why I made this, but here we are • like and follow from @oddinary-charmer

[anotherteenageroninternet]

list of things that are special today-

22/2/22 (all twos)

22/02/2022 (PALINDROME)

22/2/22 on a tuesday (two-s day)

[senatortedcruz]

I am in fucking tears

[glowcowboy]

can i have a hug if anyone can spare one please

[williamsssnakespeare]

Wake me up when September ends

[incorrect-road-to-el-dorado]

Miguel, meeting Tulio for the first time: Excuse me have you ever been arrested

Tulio: Yes. How could you tell?

Miguel: I was gonna say it's illegal to be that cute, but now I'm curious?

Tulio: Illegal gambling.

[daily-nhl-polls]

Are the playoffs better than the regular season?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJun 1

[baldingfemale]

In my early-twenties I was addicted to photoshopping my nudes into Hieronymus Bosch paintings, though there came a point when the cohesiveness of the end products began to offend me

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[goth-queen]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

has anybody heard of writing / knows anything about how to do it

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[frethepotatohunter]

where are my headphones I can’t see without my headphones

[florida-samthers]

hrpf writers we need to have a serious conversation

you have to let the little one fuck the big one sometimes

[uququ]

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"

[kiefbowl]

I think a lot of people don't realize how shameless and opportunistic a truly lazy, entitled man can be. like the amount of work that can be put into avoiding washing dishes might sound crazy so that you believe no one would do that, but they're banking on you being sane like that. you think "what's one dish to wash" and he thinks "I will kill myself before I wash a dish." I know. I know! he could just wash the dish and not kill himself, but he would rather kill himself than wash a dish so he can't be reasoned with. he'll fake an injury and do money laundering and pretend he's a puppy dog before he washes a dish. I know. surely not, you think. but yes. he will lie that he has bone cancer just so you wash dishes for him. he'll live in filth when you stop washing dishes just so you'll wash dishes for him. he will tell you his mom was an emotional abusive bitch and he has brain trauma because of it, and it's truly just because he'd rather kill himself than wash a dish. I know, I know...it's just one pot. It's just one pot! why kill yourself? I don't know!! but he'd rather kill himself than wash a dish, so he's gotta do all this work not to wash a dish. but kief, that can't be. it is. I'm sorry. He would rather kill himself than wash a dish. It's crazy, I know.

[grungekitty-77]

It's happening again, so just to remind everyone:

TUMBLR ADS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO AUTO-PLAY AUDIO! THAT IS A BUG AND YOU SHOULD REPORT IT!

"This ad is auto-playing audio" is literally on the drop down menu for reporting an ad. Tumblr isn't trying to implement this! Don't protest this "new policy", cause it's not one.

Report the broken ads.

Thank you.

[inkthecryptid]

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

[inkthecryptid]